RT @ReelQuinn: In case anyone is in crisis tonight Trans Lifeline: 877.565.8860 Suicide Prevention Hotline: 800.273.8255 Donate: https://t…
RT @JohnWDean: GOP is shameless and openly corrupt. The age of Trump is going to be a troubling time. Home our democracy survives: https://…
@tedleo YAY!!!!! I am pretty sure my #pledge pushed it over the #edge.
Art is so important now, especially from an irascible leftie like Ted! Dig deep! https://t.co/4dCdbgRqWQ
@richsommer start packing!
Please give generously to my friend and bandmate @tedleo so he can put out his new record! https://t.co/kvfFbRbRTW
RT @JuddApatow: This is the story. This destroys lives. https://t.co/kHLJO84oXi
@theKELword @SusannaHoffs 😂😍
@DAvallone @MMFlint @PykeA @thinkprogress what the fuck
@theKELword That was fun!
@johnlevenstein god damn it, I keep meaning to, but the right moment never arrives! Remind me at our next tiki bar meeting. @MaryKoCo
I like Al. https://t.co/VT7CSq8u7D
RT @jkarsh: Repealing nutrition standards on lunches is basically just twisting the knife—but hey, we put Republicans in charge. https://t.…
@sophieklahr @PFTompkins Thank you for this!
Yay, now we get to think about what would happen if we had another Ebola! https://t.co/3bqbUTYZkR
@jonwurster I vow to break this record for you
@PFTompkins @tedleo must see
@PFTompkins I want two.
Omg @pattonoswalt is just the funniest thing always https://t.co/lCcfG7qnun
RT @ACLU: Just a reminder on President's Day that President Donald Trump is violating the Constitution. https://t.co/ePPGGtE9LL
@paulandstorm @JimBoggia @ringostarrmusic ✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻
RT @alexandraerin: The thing that unifies every awful thing Milo Yiannopoulos says is his belief that the powerful should feel free to vict…
@ericgarland most upsetting thing in the thread 😂
@ericgarland damn you
RT @matthaig1: It's a personality cult. Not a presidency. When you see it as cult it makes sense. Cults are immune to facts. And often end…
@JuddLegum god bless you
RT @JuddLegum: 2. It seems there are some women who don't want to date men who support a man who BRAGS ABOUT SEXUAL ASSAULT
@KarenKilgariff Lucky; I usually get the TB flight.
@PFTompkins what
@tedleo sometimes I like to cuddle with it
@michaelianblack I guess you're the only one
RT @MattGlassman312: 1/ I’d like to pushback a little bit on the idea that McCain et. al are not really opposing Trump.
@tedleo @aravosis you're mad he stole your #idea
@uraclod @ABlinken @nytimes Fighting the good fight!
RT @jkarsh: Donald Trump is the distraction. This is the agenda. This is what Republicans will be turning into law. https://t.co/H6648wVqcp
RT @Kasparov63: A century ago, it took Vladimir Lenin one month after taking power to coin the term "vrag naroda", "enemy of the people", o…
RT @billyeichner: HORRIFYING & TRAGIC for all LGBT & women if this goes & its not being widely reported. Please read the whole thing. https…
RT @BeschlossDC: On December 1972 tape, Nixon told Kissinger, “The press is the enemy, the establishment is the enemy, the professors are t…
RT @Khanoisseur: 2. Trump-Russia isn't a single thread–pulling at it will collapse the entire ugly sweater: Think Watergate x Enron… https://t.co/FLa7nvritK
RT @TLT16: SNAP recipients will cost us less than this presidents vacations & will do more good #dayoffacts https://t.co/R4oq3qxAku
RT @SethAbramson: BREAKING: Fox News is reporting Trump was fully briefed on the Flynn call with Russia after it happened--and allowed Penc…
RT @sethdmichaels: this is going to cost lives. Sorry to put it so bluntly, but that's the reality. https://t.co/U1GosWf7vN
RT @MaryKoCo: "I'd be your biggest fan if _. I'd be your biggest booster if _." Pull yourself together man, you sound thirsty as fuck
@connorratliff @realDonaldTrump with COMICS
@chrislhayes Tell us more.
RT @alexandraerin: Three true things: 1. Trump is clueless about this stuff. 2. Trump is lying about this stuff 3. Trump is saying this stu…
RT @alexandraerin: Reporters are still trying to suss out some vision of moral consistency from a man who has neither vision, morals, nor c…
Uch. https://t.co/ZhxmQLt4vP
@drewodoherty @tedleo Classic #LizardPeopleTweet
@matthewamiller @JohnJHarwood ahahahahaha
@janiehaddad screen grabs please
@JoyAnnReid Great, isn't Duterte another "powerful leader" he admires?
@Caissie You got it. Prescription drugs, because those don't "count."
RT @Khanoisseur: 2. There's a reason Feinberg of Cerberus Capital is "reclusive" and "shy"–as news reports describe him–he also runs… https://t.co/5iNROE61Ae
RT @IndivisibleTeam: Tomorrow, the Senate will vote on #PollutingPruitt’s EPA Administrator nomination. Here’s why we need to call our Sena…
@DAvallone @jaketapper @susaneisenberg1 Right? These are not people you want to be mad at you.
RT @KamalaHarris: It’s vital there’s a transparent investigation on Russia and Flynn. AG Sessions must recuse himself from this investigati…
@mattmayhall SO ANGRUUUU!!@tedleo
@matthewamiller Jesus christ, the hits just keep coming.
RT @cmclymer: 8/ I am tired of this bizarre bullshit mythology that the least qualified person in the room is going to save our country.
A great article by @CassSunstein on a topic we're all very curious about. https://t.co/SCg7GgoCYO
RT @kurteichenwald: With Europe fearing Trump and running intel ops against his staff, US-Euro relations are at worst level since WWII. htt…
@johnlevenstein sadder
@portrub Ah now your tweet makes sense!
@judes_dickey EWWWWWW!!!
@johnlevenstein sad
RT @timothycsimons: Trump talking about electoral win has all the charm of a 40 year old former child star saying their catch phrase at a c…
RT @fawfulfan: One thing we need to be doing RIGHT NOW is calling our reps to protest S. 103 and H.R. 482. @emko902
RT @fawfulfan: White Republicans need to read this thread right now. You know what, actually EVERYONE does. https://t.co/2tj3QS0F1I
@MaryKoCo @morgan_murphy @imaliwaller @shannonwoodward your award is another mug
RT @TVsAndyDaly: Here r the numbers of the GOPs who voted not to request Trump's tax returns fr Treasury dept. If yr rep is on this list, g…
RT @WeObject2016: Yes, she is. https://t.co/03tWLKSeUF
RT @pattonoswalt: Spread this far and wide, please? https://t.co/yuaJZRTue4
Tweet storm. https://t.co/s0sKAQKkzU
RT @altNOAA: Climate change is "Mother of all Risks" to National Security. Trump can laugh if he wants. Let history record that. https://t.…
RT @billyeichner: Could it be any more obvious that Trump is colluding with Russia?? I've seen harder to solve mysteries on CASTLE.
RT @mattkoff: "R u gonna eat that last piece of doll hair" https://t.co/mHhd3SM9ZN
@matthewamiller Christ on a bicycle
"we have at most a year to defend the Republic, perhaps less. What happens in the next few weeks is very important." https://t.co/1VaGdGKTRn
RT @anamariecox: "Trump ran a campaign based on intelligence security" is a bad premise but holy cow this post https://t.co/6h1psYm7a1 http…
RT @hunterwalk: GOP’s Voter Suppression Playbook for 2017 Is Real and Treasonous https://t.co/YoM0npXKlv [new blog post]
RT @ajplus: This Canadian was turned away at the U.S. border – but not before she was asked about her views on President Trump. https://t.c
RT @davidfrum: It’s as if a hostile foreign power has seized the US government and is by remote control steering it toward the maximum poss…
@johnlevenstein @tedleo @pattonoswalt your prizes are next
@pattonoswalt the worst thing you've ever said to me
@Lin_Manuel YAY!!
RT @DavidCornDC: This is very disturbing. What about constitutional protections against unreasonable searches and seizures? https://t.co/nt
@JuddApatow Such a classic dick move.
RT @Richard_Kadrey: Paid protesters are totally real. Totally. https://t.co/T81JZf9lb1
@jsorgi fantastic!
RT @matthewamiller: The fact Jeff Sessions still hasn't said he'll recuse from this investigation, despite clear DOJ rules requiring it, is…
RT @JoyAnnReid: And this... https://t.co/ZI7VGNWuXH
RT @SimonWDC: 1/Trump's use of Mar-A-Largo for a visit by a foreign head of government is an abomination.
@paulandstorm @bnacker fine I'll like
RT @jackiecarbajal: SEE YOU IN COURT! https://t.co/6d2DBA1WkS
RT @tedleo: #LA FRIENDS: https://t.co/krIad0RDMt
@anjelica thanks for the info!
@improbablyjust YEAH.
@paulandstorm Wait what
@briankoppelman @Lin_Manuel Agree with this assessment
RT @lulainlife: "But the Obamas went golfing!" Sure, kids. ✌🏽️ https://t.co/RCmrttJLV6
RT @HillaryClinton: 3-0
@tomtomorrow it's one notch above him thinking there is an actual court with a net
@pattonoswalt It literally contradicts his view of the laws of nature. It must be like seeing gravity revoked.
@jtkantor Oh, vaguely...I remember playing the Underground and Channel a LOT.
RT @billyeichner: We need to make sure Republicans read this. #PresidentBannon believes the apocalypse & a world war are coming soon. https…
RT @dischordrecords: We recently picked up a bunch of @tedleo’s Lookout!-era LPs and CDs. They up for sale now through Dischord Direct. htt…
RT @SenWarren: .@USDOL Secretary nominee & fast food CEO Andy Puzder built a career squeezing workers. Read one employee's story: https://t…
RT @williamcson: Today is an especially sad for all of us Black Alabamians. What an absolutely horrible feeling. https://t.co/rbM6Ap4XYO
@andylevy @timothycsimons yes yes very comforting
@andylevy very relieved
RT @WajahatAli: Jeff "I'm against the Voting Rights Act because it's an 'intrusive piece of legislation'" Sessions is now your Attorney Gen…
@SenFeinstein Thank you.
Jesus H. Christ https://t.co/t7fN6LFYv4
Thread https://t.co/dVMPJKCQ2T
@jtkantor wow!
RT @kurteichenwald: Trump is blackmailing companies like Nordstrom, showing he can crush their stocks w/ a single tweet if they dont do bus…
RT @sfhater: IMPORTANT THREAD on the Radical Christian Extremists (Christian Taliban) who are in the process of taking over our country. ht…
RT @JuddLegum: These are the 49 Senators who just voted to silence Elizabeth Warren for QUOTING CORETTA SCOTT KING https://t.co/LHxUtftS1u
RT @AndreaChalupa: Russia hacked the US election. Now it’s coming for western democracy | Robby Mook https://t.co/1zuksK3YLM
RT @ajplus: A new @amnesty report says up to 13,000 detainees were hanged in a Syrian prison between 2011 and 2015. https://t.co/g3C0BDPBQX
RT @owillis: She was warned. She was given an explanation Nevertheless #shepersisted. https://t.co/iN0uBvwfq9
RT @JoyAnnReid: Whoa ... https://t.co/pIGIe3TP1l
RT @MaxBlumenthal: The 78 attacks Trump claimed were under-reported were the subject of over 80,000 articles https://t.co/7yw4i44vjr
RT @kurteichenwald: GOP fights hearings on Russian hacking, but rushes to kill the agency that helps states protect their voting machines f…
RT @SenSchumer: This letter caused the GOP to silence @SenWarren tonight. Rt if you think they should #LetLizSpeak https://t.co/YSdugxE6Kr
RT @SenWarren: I spoke out about @SenatorSessions – until @SenateMajLdr McConnell decided to silence me. https://t.co/qbty7x0iLl
RT @billyeichner: Trump is apparently very annoyed by this picture of #PresidentBannon on the cover of Time. Please RT. https://t.co/KsDkkw
@billyeichner Hey, it's ol' "Big Hands" Bannon!
RT @jefftiedrich: bloated Nazi #PresidentBannon is the poster boy for fetal alcohol syndrome https://t.co/SBcT6DXwjQ
RT @SovietSergey: Imagine having a president who does everything he can to provoke a terrorist attack and then says the attack will be some…
Whoa! https://t.co/clRomseH6e
RT @mattyglesias: When Trump says that dictators who have their opponents murdered are actually good, l'm not sure whether seriously or lit…
RT @ericgarland: No puppet! No puppet! ...ok maybe puppet https://t.co/1BUrLAgRXI
RT @citizensclimate: So it begins: The EPA Has Started to Remove Obama-era Information https://t.co/20J1vr8Wqc via @ClimateCentral #climat…
RT @altNOAA: H.R.861 - To terminate the Environmental Protection Agency. #EPA https://t.co/Hs7lhDFet1
@JamesUrbaniak so long I have looked for a good, strong, catchy song sung in Italian to an animated American potato.
RT @SenSchumer: ICYMI: @TeenVogue alerting younger readers to what is at stake at schools & on campuses w/ #DeVos https://t.co/O69Ltnj0Dk #…
RT @KamalaHarris: This group just made it more difficult for women to get access to health care worldwide. You tell me what's wrong with th…
RT @fawfulfan: "I didn't vote for Hillary because she was friendly with Goldman Sachs." https://t.co/DunPcNmKnS
@johnlevenstein Don't forget general spite.
RT @HKesvani: Life comes at you fast (h/t @cromulentjosh) https://t.co/fGKBARqlCf
RT @jkarsh: Heads up: Republicans are going to try to kill the agency that sets security standards for voting machines. https://t.co/Z4p3qQ
RT @jameshohmann: The president of the United States just explicitly said he is making a public policy decision so that his friends can mak…
RT @KeithOlbermann: .@realDonaldTrump will feed his hate and bloodlust with the life of a 4-month old whose grandparents are US citizens ht…
RT @KatzOnEarth: You know who else invented massacres and attacks that never happened? The Bowling Green Wildcats! No no, just kidding, it…
RT @mattyglesias: Trump is signing an order making it legal for banks to deliberately give you bad financial advice for profit.
@KayReindl @SCClemons @SecretService Right? This is not good.
RT @doctorow: It takes 3.5% of a population engaged in sustained nonviolent resistance to topple brutal dictatorships… https://t.co/Kl9WCzS0Br
RT @mlramsdale_law: .@helpthelawyers Legal contacts at airports across the US #helpthelawyers https://t.co/L0TxSpqExp
@AndyRichter @nytimes Here come the Christian madrassas.
RT @rachel: Arkansas just passed a law that will let a rapist sue his victim for having an abortion. welcome to hell. https://t.co/andpRUv9
RT @nberlat: if Milo isn't able to speak it's a slippery slope back to a few years ago when outright Nazis were not included in mainstream…
RT @andreagrimes: Hey ding-dongs, this is actually literally what a violation of the First Amendment would look like https://t.co/2ZRndMOFMW
Another good thread. https://t.co/ohRP8poGwY
RT @sazza_jay: A Milo supporter shot a student outside his speech two weeks ago. https://t.co/Nnl2Zb1iNv
Good analysis. https://t.co/ZlJxQr7odz
RT @Khanoisseur: Kushner, man behind Trump's key foreign policies, is $4 billion in debt to overseas creditors @DiederikKramers https://t.c
@PFTompkins This makes a lot of sense.
@wholeexpanse @tedleo 😂😂😂
@anylaurie16 SAME
RT @Mike_Eagle: kids singing birdhouse helps. https://t.co/SZuPECpvFa
RT @chrislhayes: This is a ENORMOUS story. A Navy SEAL died, an 8 yo American girl, as well as other women and children. https://t.co/16SEW
RT @KenTremendous: Trump's next targets for attack, after Australia: Scotland Canada (obvs) Idaho (weird shape!) Apples Turtles Carpeting…
RT @leahmcelrath: And the 19% matches the info in the kompromat dossier about the alleged transfer to Trump in the works: https://t.co/ktd4juiz7M
RT @leahmcelrath: Multinational corporations can bribe foreign governments with impunity now. Same day ExxonMobil™ CEO was confirmed as Se…
@wholeexpanse @tedleo DO IT!
RT @billyeichner: IMMIGRANT OR REAL AMERICAN? A game from BILLY ON THE STREET. https://t.co/xS5C3ASGGL
RT @NPRinskeep: "They were travel-ready, and they are now barred." https://t.co/ko4DJIVyeZ
RT @jkarsh: Sen. Dean Heller’s office number in DC is: (202) 224-6244 #DumpDeVos https://t.co/FKsGzAwL3c
Yes yes yes https://t.co/lQO73eP41Q
RT @chelseaadelaine: no wait come back https://t.co/lLUYGfb0ze
@tonygoldmark @paulandstorm @JamesUrbaniak I love him.
@SarahKSilverman @POTUS @realDonaldTrump @wjbk 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢
@paulandstorm @JamesUrbaniak hdhdhahgjjdhdjdjhd
@paulandstorm @JamesUrbaniak ha you think you're going to get a drunk twitter show like Storm periodically puts on.
@paulandstorm @JamesUrbaniak I mean John Ennis sorry I'm drinking
@paulandstorm @JamesUrbaniak James Ennis.
RT @DAvallone: Everything old is new again... https://t.co/7e6O9vE9rr
RT @billyeichner: .@realDonaldTrump No matter who u choose we will NOT forget about your #MuslimBan & we still DEMAND to see what ur HIDING…
RT @thefarmerjones: A cool-ass Mennonite pastor in my town went to one of Pat Toomey's offices today. Great insight here on EFFECTIVE prote…
RT @Felonious_munk: Germany had a constitution (Weimar Constitution) while Hitler led. A constitution without people to defend it is no bet…
RT @ericgarland: US Marshals, enforcement arm for one branch of gov't, is "waiting on orders" from the White House before obeying a judge?…
RT @CharESilver: Reports from LA that US Marshals are refusing to enforce fed court orders against CBP. They've been instructed to take ord…
RT @malonebarry: This clip is unbearable. https://t.co/F31SaXYuGu
RT @sarahkendzior: This is a great thread. Please read. https://t.co/7TCbxZfHmn
RT @joshgondelman: Off to sleep. Can't wait to wake up tomorrow to find that friendship is illegal and we're at war with the sun.
RT @pptsapper: According to the oath she just took, she does not "serve" POTUS. The AG oath states that she upholds the Constitution of the…
RT @sbagen: Press needs to ask whether Trump has rescinded this EO providing for DOJ order of succession: https://t.co/N6t9unPiNR
RT @CharoShane: Fuck, I totally missed #presidentbannon explicitly saying Trump is just a convenient (and very stupid) tool https://t.co/TN
RT @jbendery: Sally Yates was not a fringe Dem nominee to be Obama's deputy AG. Broad bipartisan support for her confirmation. https://t.co
RT @matthewamiller: Also, the next U.S. atty in line of succession was not Boente, but Zach Fardon. Did Trump go forum shopping for one who…
RT @matthewamiller: In our democracy, the president is not supposed to dictate to the AG how to interpret the law. This is a major breakdow…
RT @jkarsh: I don’t care if Jeff Sessions was the best man at your wedding. If you’re a Democrat, you can’t vote for him. https://t.co/3lH8
RT @ACLU: Attention DC: Show up at Jeff Sessions' confirmation hearing tomorrow to tell senators to ask him more questions https://t.co/9KF
RT @Taniel: Foreign Policy: "Bannon is making sure there is no paper trail" of National Security Council debates & decision.… https://t.co/PRl4av16CX
#StopPresidentBannon https://t.co/JCKNZS5JiT
@RichCapparela Ps Big fan...KUSC is all I listen to.
@RichCapparela It feels like forever, doesn't it?
RT @NAACP: Be in that number. Call 1-877-959-6082 https://t.co/vVZ66IlSRa
RT @make5calls: Headed to work but you wish you were still out protesting? Take a break and protest with your phone 📱 #NoBanNoWall https://…
RT @leahmcelrath: This is a #MUSTREAD thread: https://t.co/U9LPehrXO9
RT @paulkrugman: Seriously, what are the odds that this *doesn't* happen? The first bad jobs or inflation report ... https://t.co/8PbunhWZ8K
@elisedavismusic Thank you!
@paulandstorm I know, right? Should we stock up on canned goods, or...?
@Adivinanza11 @ACLU Yay RVA!
RT @sarahkendzior: “Trial Balloon for a Coup?” by @yonatanzunger https://t.co/c6COIrsr6B
RT @RawStory: Actress Julia Louis-Dreyfus just destroyed Trump's #MuslimBan in less than two minutes https://t.co/yc756dSPB5 #SAGawards #No…
Here's a scary thread that doesn't sound remotely implausible. https://t.co/11Uy5ZmBAm
RT @tomtomorrow: um. https://t.co/nym3Zd9dLx
RT @blainecapatch: steve bannon sure hates jews for a guy who got rich off jerry seinfeld
RT @jslaternyc: Read this ---> https://t.co/zfELbCP5Qi https://t.co/933AlOEN4R
@paulandstorm gross
RT @JoyAnnReid: 👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿 https://t.co/ei0WqGXVO0
RT @JoyAnnReid: To reiterate, the Joint Chiefs of Staff have been removed from the National Security Council and replaced with a white nati…
😢 https://t.co/epnDBSM8Sk
RT @jkarsh: She’s been here for seven years. Her car is sitting at the airport and her dog is waiting at home. In America. https://t.co/F2X
RT @FridaGhitis: Ex-KGB agent believed to have helped gather Trump dossier was found dead in his car. Think about that. https://t.co/oPKcH
@aaranfazzolari I swear, I can't remember. Maybe @SuperEgoRecords can...
Another great thread. https://t.co/kc15ogE24V
RT @ericgarland: Don't ever tell me about GOP commitments to veterans or military honor or decency until every member of that party impeach…
Thread. Sigh. https://t.co/Oq4JXjYFGb
@jonathancoulton @JoCoCruise @paulandstorm @drew_westphal But.
RT @AndreaChalupa: Helpful checklist for spotting a Kremlinbot pretending to be part of #TheResistance in order to spread #alternativefacts…
RT @BabyAnimalsRant: B.A.R.N. Episode 17: Baby Fox sounds the battle cry for our National Parks and rips Trump's war on science. Featuring…
RT @sarahkendzior: Thread https://t.co/BKWq2SvFJ5
RT @AndreaChalupa: Mystery death of ex-KGB chief linked to MI6 spy's dossier on Donald Trump https://t.co/fzeIQLgacP
@paulandstorm uh oh here we go
@jonathancoulton @JoCoCruise @paulandstorm @drew_westphal GET READY PAL
RT @Jezebel: See if you can figure out what these people who "don't need Planned Parenthood" have in common https://t.co/dm3jvtyIHD https:/…
RT @PPact: If abortion opponents really wanted to lower abortion rates they’d work WITH Planned Parenthood to boost birth control & sex ed…
RT @AndreaChalupa: Memos: CEO of Russia's state oil company offered Trump allies a stake if sanctions lifted https://t.co/fj8ai2ZCr9
RT @AltHCgov: It's up to everyone who cares to spread the word. Share this message! https://t.co/Nox0FVdotr
RT @AlexCKaufman: This account is tweeting out names of people who died in death camps after U.S. turned away a boatful of refugees for #ho…
Telling it like it is. https://t.co/aFiBWBwreH
@RoguePOTUSStaff @altNOAA #resist
RT @IndivisibleTeam: You can still sign up for 2017 coverage until January 31, even if the Administration wants you to forget. Mean. Please…
RT @jonfavs: Here's the health care ad Trump didn't want you to see. Piss him off and share it: https://t.co/ZaClgbnnQR
@billyeichner Yes, but this one is spelled with an "i."
@suhrealtweet @Bandsintown Do it!
Just saying it right out loud. https://t.co/KlkYU1Caes
Fascinated by this account. https://t.co/4p6p1bYCpg
RT @WorldRelief: Who is a refugee and what do they go through to get to the U.S.? >> https://t.co/6ymniRYUDY https://t.co/K3HsPIBaBi
@derekpowell Thanks for the update...I swear, I can't keep up.
This is wrong. https://t.co/YLlodYFhrZ
RT @Khanoisseur: 17. Oh look, Goldman is a huge investor in Kushner family biz, and so he picks GS president Gary Cohn to be Trump's… https://t.co/FLgqLajH2D
RT @peterjukes: BREAKING: this is the big deal. Billions unlocked to Putin/Trump allies by lifting bank sanctions https://t.co/NOuTAtDkb7
@Nate_Griffin @joanlemay So helpful! Thank you!
@froghammer @MaryKoCo starting to agree that this bird is a problem
@froghammer @MaryKoCo HE ALONE CAN FIX
@froghammer wrong that bird is great
RT @joanlemay: Good morning. Don't forget to make your five (or more) calls today: https://t.co/2fLd2CdH8e
RT @fawfulfan: Virginia state rep. Mark Cole is sponsoring HB 1425, which will gerrymander Virginia's electoral votes. Call him and give hi…
RT @JoyAnnReid: Experts on authoritarianism weigh in on Trump's first week in power. https://t.co/ODFxEl3upN
RT @sarahkendzior: Advice on contacting your reps. This advice can apply not just to Dems but to independents and others opposing Trump adm…
RT @billyeichner: Congress must vote NO on the insanely unqualified Betsy Devos as Sec of Education. Let's not punish innocent children - p…
RT @somebadideas: This is going to be a good account to follow now that US ones will be censored by government. (Can't believe I wrote that…
RT @joshtpm: A problem we didn't know we had until the president was insane https://t.co/8VmPrclnEM
RT @jonfavs: .@jaketapper showing other news anchors how it's done. https://t.co/qKGNmXeKdt
What?! https://t.co/IzurPfvX9f
RT @SenJeffMerkley: These are tweets that the new Admin has already deleted. RT if you believe in science and oppose Trump's gag order on c…
RT @mightybattlecat: The year is 2017. America is a tire fire. The resistance is led by Teen Vogue, Badlands National Park, and the Merriam…
Jesus. https://t.co/53Ns2a2EOF
RT @nick_kapur: 1/ While you were debating crowd sizes, House Republicans passed a sweeping law to effectively prevent any new govt. regula…
RT @timheidecker: Wow we raised a bunch of money today. let's keep it going! https://t.co/ufkXiyPOca
RT @MissBlackWonder: It takes 3.2 secs to retweet and help find missing BRIANA ANKUM, 17 yrs old, from Newport News, Virginia missing since…
@tonywolfness It's inspired by @robhatchmiller's cat, Goose! #Goosenewsletter
RT @JoyAnnReid: One of the apparently permanent features of the Trump administration? The traveling "applause corps." Re CIA visit: https:/…
RT @jayrosen_nyu: This is why today's events are not a "distraction." https://t.co/1xAuKv1bYz By @ezraklein https://t.co/mP5PugbDsV
RT @Kasparov63: "Record grain and steel production in the Soviet heartland again! Little lies build immunity to big ones. https://t.co/RyMi
RT @JYSexton: So, I wasn't going to tell this story, but today's marches have me in a good mood. Might as well. 1/
RT @leahmcelrath: It starts at 1:33:25. This is what full-on state propaganda, re-writing history, & media intimidation looks like. 🚨#Aut…
RT @anamariecox: When they tell you easily disprovable lies, it means they aren’t worried about being caught. They believe power can shape…
@TVsAndyDaly @maggieNYT AGREE
RT @Evan_McMullin: His attacks are not routine disputes over bias, fairness or facts. They are intended to destroy the media's ability to h…
RT @jkarsh: Honestly, forget what Spicer said, the entire object of that press briefing was to intimidate the press and change coverage goi…
@jkarsh Yes, exactly. Propaganda and manipulation.
@matthewamiller I can't thank you enough for speaking out the way you do.
@timothycsimons @maggieNYT Immediately labeling it propaganda helps. Trying to argue with it makes you crazy.
RT @ethanklapper: Wow, this DNC statement about Trump's CIA visit https://t.co/KI3llx4MHg
RT @AndreaChalupa: Please RT! @sarahkendzior has been blocked from Twitter. She keeps trying to send Tweets: they don't go through. @Suppor…
RT @AndreaChalupa: The scary thing is @sarahkendzior predicted this would happen to her. https://t.co/VGWGdN0ZlU
RT @AndreaChalupa: .@sarahkendzior was trying to post info on how Uzbekistan cracks down on social media & justifies it when she realized s…
@MaryKoCo @adamconover 😘
@kevinseccia because the total destruction of the planet will be complete in two?
RT @RawStory: Elijah Cummings: ‘If the public knew what Congress knows’ they would boycott the inauguration too https://t.co/MsGJHYe95r htt…
@fawfulfan @womensmarch @HillaryClinton AGREE
RT @RVAwonk: Now we know why they were asking for information on these programs a little while ago. Because they were planning to destroy t…
RT @AndreaChalupa: Welcome to Trump's Russia: https://t.co/k59ZiAtvlh
@michaelianblack uh oh
@drewodoherty 😢
@MtnChippewa it's MADE for lonesome road trips.
@michaelianblack you're just saying that because I will throw you overboard if you don't.
@lauren_kelley 😊
@lauren_kelley @rtraister dude, for real.
RT @MrJoshGreenberg: Is Trump "perfect"? Maybe not. Is he ready? No. Is he a rapist? Probably. Are we all going to die? Definitely. Where w…
RT @matthewamiller: I had to pay a six years-old parking ticket before I was allowed to join DOJ in 2009. But ignoring a $5.3 million campa…
RT @JYSexton: You could not make this up. You could try and you would fall well short. https://t.co/Qhg8giK2OL
RT @matthewamiller: DOJ ethics rules make it crystal clear that Sessions, who was a Trump campaign official, cannot oversee a Trump campaig…
RT @SenBookerOffice: RT if you don't want climate change denier @AGScottPruitt leading the @EPA: https://t.co/xIW2tuF9eH
@KayReindl 😍
@Alyssa_Milano @pattonoswalt pleeeeaaaasseee!
@pattonoswalt come over, I'll play it for you and we can weep into our drinks.
@MaryKoCo @YouTube ☺️☺️😊
@Caissie me tooooo 😘
@MrCraigBierko it's VERY depressing; you won't be disappointed!
@Caissie thank youuuuu
@UncleDynamite @TheRealTavie A will-o-the-wisp...
@MrCraigBierko Ewwwww but yes ok!
@TheRealTavie @UncleDynamite you have all the symptoms.
@itsmikerock A music salve, or unguent, if you will.
@IWMag https://t.co/bBd5j79hgT
@UncleDynamite omg
@LeahRemini This show is literally the only show I want to watch. Thank you so much for doing it.
RT @WaxAndWaneMusic: @aimeemann announces new LP and tour dates as well as sharing a brand new song. https://t.co/ATcShY6W8r #vinylnews #n…
RT @robhatchmiller: thank you @aimeemann for writing a lovely song about my cat Goose #goosesnowcone https://t.co/48h3lZ6md3 https://t.co/0
@scalzi Yay!!
@jodify 😂😂😂
@bowtiecoffeeguy What?? No! @SuperEgoRecords
@FiveMinuteMusic @johnroderick THANK YOU
@burnumd I think so...right, @SuperEgoRecords?
The cover art is by an amazing artist named @andidezso. So lucky to be able to work with someone so wonderful.
@ianrbuck @jonathancoulton I believe Jonathan will be picnicking in a park somewhere?
@blacksab67 YOU.
@MaryKoCo this is not the time for your japes, Mary
Here's a snippet of a song called "Goose Snow Cone": https://t.co/55NRc4wEIj
I have a new album coming out on March 31! It's called "Mental Illness." Topical! You can pre-order at https://t.co/FacPmwyXDE.
RT @paulandstorm: [S] Introducing the "THIS WEEK in POTENTIAL AUTOCRACY" sampler! More complete event tracking here: https://t.co/H4SX0UPTZ
RT @TomArnold: 100% true. @EricVanWagenen and staff should've won Emmy's every year for the magic they did. https://t.co/x64gWXmdPk
@Kjomissy Will report to @SuperEgoRecords...yes, new record out in March!
RT @sarahkendzior: Every American should read this. No American should have to write this. https://t.co/E99LP6iyad https://t.co/rqfRw3P0rL
RT @emilynussbaum: Tragedy Plus Time, my essay on how jokes won the election: https://t.co/el8t7ARp6B
RT @matthewamiller: Not a lot of hope to be found here, but at least some cause for motivation. A must read on where we stand today. https:…
RT @chrislhayes: This story is the ultimate "whoa if true" https://t.co/BjL9Wf6y8o
@tedleo @nkjemisin @teen_archer that was terrifying
RT @paulandstorm: [P] https://t.co/jyksTJAAFm
RT @sarahkendzior: I warned you to watch out. Look at the FBI today. This is not normal. This is what happens in a coup. https://t.co/MH5aA
RT @magicbeans: PLEASE read this entire thread. ⬆️⬇️ https://t.co/iSAYMqmXzu
Hi! I'm going to be on @JoCoCruise with lots of awesome people, if you need a break from the political hellscape: https://t.co/ZOKggP7N2X
RT @RheaButcher: Everybody call tomorrow 1/12/2017 #SaveACA #ACA https://t.co/W93gpZjSHj
@TVsAndyDaly This is an excellent idea.
Whole thread helpful. https://t.co/GASdu3Q6vk
@TheRealTavie That would be @joanlemay!
@TheRealTavie WRONG
RT @birbigs: RT if you "care at all" about Donald's taxes. https://t.co/lkYaUZLuk8
RT @RVAwonk: GOP just voted against CHIP - the health insurance program for children. They just voted to take away coverage from children.…
RT @bergopolis: Not only are they blank, but if this were my set I would fire the propmaster for lack of realism. They are that fake. https…
@BroodBabyJed if so, I don't remember...maybe @SuperEgoRecords does?
@BroodBabyJed I never used Napster...I don't think I could have added anything, sorry!
@MaryKoCo you already stole mine, why do you need two
RT @b_judah: Listen to Paul Wood, BBC News, speaking of his multiple sources talking on Trump kompormat: tapes, audio and video. https://t.…
RT @annetdonahue: Trump has two settings: 1) A student giving a presentation without doing the readings 2) An angry customer who wants to t…
RT @palaceofposey: "Don't let the golden showers distract you from the treason" is a thing we are now saying about our soon-to-be president.
This thread, omg. https://t.co/3I3TPdYnTh
@MaryKoCo ilusm
RT @everywhereist: We need to stop laughing for a minute and FOCUS ON THE FACT THAT THE DUDE IS TREASONOUS. (Then we can go back to laughi…
RT @HeerJeet: Check out sex tape.
@BroodBabyJed Let's ask @SuperEgoRecords!
@DannyZuker please forward the list of approved jobs that entitle one to free speech...if it's only ones that involve instruments, I'm in!
RT @JoyAnnReid: Ah yes, the "we know your heart" argument. So forget that whole "record of attacking civil rights" business, gentlemen. #Se…
RT @tedleo: Two old white men in possession of institutional power contemptuously laughing at citizen protestors makes my blood boil.
@paulandstorm top drawer text.
RT @leahmcelrath: Read this. The DoE is primarily concerned with nuclear weapons. You'll learn something and be disturbed. I promise. http…
RT @KayReindl: I had to take a lie detector test to work at a record store. https://t.co/JEMbgX11TO
@timothycsimons Thank you a million times for this thread.
RT @sarahkendzior: Trump admin week in review. And this doesn't even touch on the nukes... https://t.co/5wFvO98tp7
RT @paulandstorm: [S] The whole Streep reaction thing is definitely galling, but the current Trump/GOP moves are scary af... https://t.co/n
RT @clmazin: Here is the U.S. anti-nepotism statute. https://t.co/OjdS4woaYv
RT @TVsAndyDaly: Instead of paying attention to Mr. Trump's tweets, may I suggest... https://t.co/f5FctS78je
@COMETHRUGIRL @jennschiffer @tedleo omg
RT @pattonoswalt: This thread is PERFECT. I just wanna grab you by the balls and kiss you. https://t.co/gYipxYH4Fs
RT @Kathy_Valentine: As Donald Trump Denies Climate Change, These Kids Die of It https://t.co/unwGmxn1hf
@SarahKSilverman @LeahRemini I'm so bananas for her and Rinder I can't stand it
@billyeichner @KayReindl Preach!
@billyeichner @MeghanMcCain Billy, I love you.
@MaryKoCo MOM.
@KarenKilgariff I love these guys.
RT @sarahkendzior: Media really downplaying influence Sessions had on Trump campaign. This article is from April. https://t.co/9eaGA4nUED h…
@RheaButcher word
RT @Khanoisseur: 1. A thread on something that's been bothering me: How on earth was Trump losing money on his casinos while competitors w…
RT @MaryKoCo: In Soviet Russia, tired joke premises tell YOU!
RT @Khanoisseur: 6. FBI alerts Florida about Russian hack of voter data… Guy who dismisses their concerns? Secretary of State who was cau…
@MaryKoCo What time you're going on and who else is playing.
RT @davidfrum: That's something a hostile intelligence service would do https://t.co/5gCuZErVaQ
RT @AngryBlackLady: You can’t just keep running around yelling about how Democrats are “out of touch” when Democrats won by 2.8 million fuc…
RT @jayrosen_nyu: Trump has already threatened his first leak investigation. Here's what I warned about when that moment comes: https://t.c
RT @megancarpentier: Oh, hey, remember when the transition team asked for names of climate change staff at DOE and women's program staff at…
@TheRealTavie @tedleo will be so happy
RT @fawfulfan: This. So many people mistakenly believe Planned Parenthood funding is some sort of line-item that can be cut. It's… https://t.co/6hIPhjqBTN
@TheRealTavie OMG THANK YOU!! 😍😍😍
RT @tedleo: Here's a quick primer on AEG's owner Phil Anschutz and his history of shadowy money in conservative causes: https://t.co/O2DwuG
RT @YEARSofLIVING: Scientists Say 2016 Is Hottest Year Ever Recorded via @ecowatch https://t.co/BmtUiTB3ix https://t.co/HqjyTfmfG8
RT @meganamram: I once ate a twenty dollar bill
RT @AndreaChalupa: This is what a purge looks like. This is also a strong indication we may not have another free election. https://t.co/Rj
RT @sarahkendzior: Trump claims it's too "politicized". Don't be fooled. He wants it politicized for him: giving authority to corruption an…
Thread. https://t.co/mds4mytw7p
@UncleDynamite You sweetheart.
RT @igorvolsky: House Republicans held a secret vote during a secret meeting on a national holiday in order to eliminate their independent…
RT @LOLGOP: Can't let the president do all the looting himself. https://t.co/h7daiLDOJz
RT @LOLGOP: Republicans have decided someone monitoring their ethics is almost as serious a problem as poor people having health insurance.…
Fascism can't be stopped by fact-checking  https://t.co/zenfGqTweh via @ChristianCent
RT @LOLGOP: "When you repeat Trump, you help Trump. You do this by spreading his message wide and far." - @GeorgeLakoff https://t.co/h69oV
@LOLGOP @kylegriffin1 @politico The Crying of Lot 47!
@paulandstorm god damn it
@paulandstorm I am indeed entirely "tow sober."
@paulandstorm you're like a CARTOON of a drunk guy.
@paulandstorm omg you're hammered
@paulandstorm just waiting for more Dan references
@kevinseccia agree to disagree
RT @JohnWDean: Why is Trump so pro-Putin? The answer is $$. Here's as good an overview as possible w/o his taxes. https://t.co/abDkYsvUhM
RT @Evan_McMullin: To be clear, @realDonaldTrump is siding with America's greatest adversary even as it attacks our democracy. Never grow d…
RT @peterdaou: This graphic is for people who still pretend coverage of Hillary was fair or proportional in ANY way. (h/t @EricBoehlert) h…
RT @Khanoisseur: If anyone wants to make a movie about how the Russians groomed Trump into becoming their puppet, here's a storyboard https…
@paulandstorm oh no
RT @owillis: ny times, washington post, cnn and more. they just regurgitated this blatant trump lie as if it were true. https://t.co/ushryx
@tedleo TEDDY NO
@kevinseccia Come on, you're making this too easy.
@maggieserota @LouisPeitzman That's for the *ladies* 💃🏼
@tedleo 🤤
This guy does good work; consider throwing him some dough: https://t.co/OeaTopQWrm via @gofundme
@connorratliff SAMEEEEEE.
@harper @PoppiesFromTray Wait, 42 in 2016 vs 16 in 2012 seems like a big difference to me!
RT @harper: Q: Have more famous people died in 2016? A: Yes. 2016 sucks. https://t.co/3I1EAi1x2C https://t.co/OGtH8F3OFV
RT @YEARSofLIVING: Arctic ice melt 'already affecting weather patterns where you live right now' https://t.co/NImWztL7FM via @guardian
@crobertdimitri 😃🎄🎅🏼
@MaryKoCo our beauty is natural
@UncleDynamite #ThrEnjoyment
@JoyAnnReid Merry Christmas and thank you so much for fighting the good fight! 🎄🏆🎁
@MaryKoCo I like the oily and staticky combo
@wholeexpanse Merry Christmas, dear friend! 🎄
@UncleDynamite @MaryKoCo #ThrSuet!
@tedleo 😂😂😍
@annetdonahue I LOVE Christmas Cat!
RT @JoyAnnReid: Important thread. https://t.co/EWDBhiha9n
@wholeexpanse @tedleo 😍
RT @JoyAnnReid: Thread 👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿 https://t.co/68VuExT2Du
RT @feministabulous: You know you live in the patriarchy when writing about fashion disqualifies you from writing about politics but writin…
@weismanjake 🎉🎁🔯🎩
@weismanjake Please text me pic of cat stat
RT @ClimateReality: We don’t need to work a miracle! We can solve the climate crisis with clean tech available today. https://t.co/LXQyaw83
RT @sarahkendzior: Two quotes you need to read side by side. 1. From Trump 2. From Trump's chief strategist, Steve Bannon Spread this wid…
RT @bust_magazine: @aimeemann Please RT: BUST Magazine Needs Your Help! https://t.co/VohWIjIeei
@a_melruiz bunch of dumb reasons. Maybe me and @tedleo can do Xmas in July!
@DAvallone I think we've proven that completely at this point.
RT @AndyRichter: Point of View: North Carolina no longer a democracy | News & Observer https://t.co/aV1CiUZrX1
@brendanomalley My favorite Xmas movie!
RT @davidfrum: Hard to process that the next president is both a conscienceless threat to the republic and also a heartbreakingly weak & s…
@MaryKoCo omg stop sub-tweeting me
RT @rtraister: Trump team instructs State to turn over all info re "'gender-related staffing, programming & funding'" This is fine. https:/…
RT @WhitfordBradley: It's official: Clinton swamps Trump in popular vote https://t.co/pRs6cKTXHl
RT @SenMarkey: We are on the verge of a historic showdown over the protection of the environment & the entire planet #RiggedCabinet https:/…
RT @AndyRichter: Hey @twitter? When are you going to stop letting this kind of thing happen? https://t.co/KwP29zgvx3
@TheRealTavie glad I can help, and sorry you're having to deal with this!
RT @sarahkendzior: Trump had one of weakest wins in US history. Half the country didn't vote. HRC won popular vote. His supporters include…
@tedleo @danielralston @maggieserota I can attest.
RT @RobynHitchcock: Money always has the last word in America - what is it saying right now?
@Mylifeinshamble 😃😃😃
@Mylifeinshamble I'm mad too
@connorratliff Let's ask @SuperEgoRecords if this is possible, also hi!
RT @leahmcelrath: Reading this thread helped me. Thank you for writing it. 💜✊🏼💜 https://t.co/pgLBcrUjaE
@JShoe34 @matthewamiller @samsteinhp 😍
@TheRealTavie Albert Finney in the musical version is the BEST.
RT @mattyglesias: “What’s the big deal about Watergate? There’s no evidence that’s the reason McGovern lost — he was a flawed candidate wit…
RT @fawfulfan: Black children drinking poison just isn't worth investigating. Unlike, say, whether Hillary Clinton sent an email. https://t…
@danielralston stop telling my secrets
@danielralston stop telling my secrets
RT @MaryKoCo: Come see my band this Thursday! It's our last show for a while, and it's free ❤️💚💛 https://t.co/3VdweYhXaS
RT @KaraCalavera: Us: Winter is coming! We have a tent. Come in and help us hold it up. Progs: Your tent is flawed. We'll stay outside. /1
@sfhater 😊
@sfhater Thank YOU for the incisive analysis! I don't know if my record is going to cheer you up that much!
RT @Khanoisseur: Insane this isn't the biggest story rn: In Detroit, *80* voting machines jammed, misrecorded votes and ballots went miss…
This thread lays it out. Cc:@TVsAndyDaly https://t.co/tFbRsi9JrS
@ComplimentsQua Nope!
RT @Miranda_July: This is the thing I've been waiting for. RT don't fav. Spread it like wildfire. Then get started w yr friends. https:/…
@PerAxelHagne some day some day!
@nataliemorales Loooovvvved it! Also lived it, pretty much.
@TheRealTavie @TigersBloodThtr @tedleo word UP.
YES. https://t.co/9gmSOdqNxk
@TheRealTavie @tedleo We aren't doing it. 😕
RT @tedleo: One of Hitler's power consolidating strategies during his rise through gov. was to just do things and present each step as a fa…
RT @pattonoswalt: This will take you 2 minutes to watch. Then PLEASE share it with friends, and ask 'em to do the same? https://t.co/7ZBwat
RT @AtomicAnalyst: Huge sleeper story: House GOP just gave Trump full control of VOA/RFE/RL, ability to broadcast propaganda worldwide. htt…
@johnlevenstein HOW CAN THEY
RT @JoyAnnReid: Quite the thread. Stick with it - it's good. https://t.co/kiWajR8F0c
@kevinseccia you lazy lump of lard
@buffymaniac THANK YOU! @tedleo
@MaryKoCo Ahahaha
@MaryKoCo mary
@jonathancoulton @GreatDismal omg
RT @dadjmi: Hillary Clinton has now won more votes than any white male president or presidential candidate in U.S. history.
@tonythaxton @PFTompkins @tedleo You were awesome!
RT @leahmcelrath: U.S. House Committee on Science, Space, & Technology disseminating BREITBART CLIMATE CHANGE DENIAL PROPAGANDA 🚨🚨🚨🌎🚨🚨🚨 h…
@bethlapides ♥️
@paulandstorm I'm cutting you off.
Thread. https://t.co/YgdZ6W1WL3
RT @JuddLegum: 6. This is propaganda https://t.co/cSrg6Nwy8Z https://t.co/xmz4TAHlBl
RT @PFTompkins: Happy #GivingTuesday! Buying a ticket to this show benefits @PPact & @ACLU! Tix: https://t.co/oSKGerJVIb #PFTHTC https://t.…
@jefftiedrich The exact same waters.
Thread. https://t.co/T79OKMfMZj
RT @resnikoff: This sort of lying is insanely dangerous, and history will condemn any media outlet that doesn't treat it like a threat to d…
RT @moorehn: Tweetstorm! Here is a map of Donald Trump's business interests. I'm going to explain why it matters. https://t.co/TIhc92Ldb6 h…
RT @TVsAndyDaly: If tweets about Trump's tweets are boring already & you haven't read this yet, give it a read, eh? https://t.co/TGRG5A5mw1
RT @sarahkendzior: Thread. Please share widely. #Resist #AuditTheVote https://t.co/l84r72HJXy
RT @sarahkendzior: New interview with me on Turkish television about the dangers of the Trump administration https://t.co/vLVvvGKNbY #Resist
RT @nachosarah: if you're having trouble opening a jar try running it under hot water then remember trump is president and smash it into yo…
RT @LargoLosAngeles: .@pftompkins #HogsTheCovers next weekend with @realaimeemann @artrapmike @tejleo @ebanschl… https://t.co/aDawlAb9OD ht…
@JoshMalina @Seewhatrich @CampGreylock 🔥
RT @PFTompkins: If you at all can, maybe donate to #StandingRock today? Cuz, y'know, today is TODAY, know what I mean? #NoDAPL https://t.co
Dems! Please donate to Foster Campbell who is running for the Louisiana Senate! https://t.co/c2K5QJEpkI
RT @ericgeller: Okay, whoa. When you get Halderman saying something might have happened, I start paying attention. https://t.co/15Dxukjcjl
RT @pattonoswalt: Please help this woman who had her arm blown off by her own government (by OUR government, to be exact) https://t.co/nov
RT @Khanoisseur: Here's evidence, from RNC's own internal data, that the Comey stunt suppressed Clinton's votes @GoGoGroove @deeperfectgem…
RT @AndyRichter: This thread is how Trump will use the Presidency to line his pockets https://t.co/xOJxpFgLRp
RT @davidfrum: 6) If the reports re Trump’s Argentine phone call are true - and they have been denied - they sound less like bribery, more…
RT @HeerJeet: 6. Fascism is a politics of fantasy & insane violence. The fascist uses irony, hyperbole & absurdity as wedge to force open t…
RT @MaryKoCo: An hour-long, off-the-record meeting to intimidate the press, & "There was no immediate comment from the Trump Team" https://…
RT @PFTompkins: COME SEE A NIGHT OF MUSIC FOR SOME GOOD CAUSES! Proceeds benefit @PPact & @ACLU! Tix: https://t.co/oSKGerJVIb https://t.co/
RT @mrkocnnll: I ❤️Harper’s https://t.co/FqL9KfglS9
RT @ira: The fuck is wrong with y'all https://t.co/MAgaVA5P78
RT @ABFalecbaldwin: I will say that @jonathanchait nails it here. Completely. https://t.co/4Sq5xGhI3j
RT @Khanoisseur: Jewry is like tuberculosis-Hitler Islam is like malignant cancer-Trump's National Security Adviser Mike Flynn https://t.c
RT @jabbermaster: What could happen in NC worse than Bush/Gore or Trump losing popular vote, & no one has on radar. Your RT helps https://t…
RT @Sabertrooth: #AuditTheVote DOJ - 202-353-1555. Calls are being tallied. https://t.co/7ydxQ3nCaQ
RT @Khanoisseur: Governors still have to certify their state's vote tally-can stop Trump if electors don't @Headerop1 @Dovewoman1 https://t…
RT @Khanoisseur: Hey journalists distracted by Trump's Hamilton shenanigans! He lied to Federal Election Commission-underreported his debt…
RT @kibblesmith: Your parents in 1996: Don't trust ANYONE on the Internet. Your parents in 2016: Freedom Eagle dot Facebook says Hillary i…
RT @billyeichner: Don't let Hamilton distract you. Take 5 min, call ur Congressmen & make sure hateful Steve Bannon stays out of the White…
RT @Caissie: Here is what they are hoping you miss while the Hamilton booing story simmers. https://t.co/FDA9kXTz05
RT @davidfrum: The controversies will divert you from the scandals.
RT @davidfrum: Foreground: booing at Hamiton. Background: Trump organization muscling foreign diplomats into staying at a hotel owned by th…
RT @LOLGOP: It's rude to boo someone at a play. An audience should do the polite thing like Mike Pence and work to deny Pence his basic hum…
RT @ddale8: America's incoming top law enforcement official says it's not sexual assault to grab a woman's genitals: https://t.co/dcQFe49Rw
RT @PFTompkins: LOS ANGELES! Sat 12/3 & Sun 12/4! Eban Schletter & I present an ALL-MUSIC show, benefitting @PPact & @ACLU! Tix:… https://t.co/f0s5LnWO7B
RT @MaryKoCo: This is my call for action. The Electoral College should do its job. #SaveUS https://t.co/PkfrdMMgsV
@margotnuclear @morgan_murphy @MPenn @JeanGreasy @TheRyanAdams @tedleo Too sleepy
RT @gaileyfrey: Something you CAN DO NOW https://t.co/jKT77adJTp
RT @sarahkendzior: This is exactly what it seems. Authoritarianism in the United States. Do not minimize it. Do not normalize it. Do not ex…
RT @sarahkendzior: They are going to eliminate your constitutional right to free assembly. Resist this, complain loudly, and protest strate…
@paulnivin @tedleo No, sadly!
@SenJohnMcCain @LindseyGrahamSC @SenatorReid Please take action to #AuditTheVote NOW.
Retweet, read, take action. https://t.co/uIu3eYT2o1
Demand investigations into Russia hacking our election. Urgent actions you can take to stop Putin/Trump: https://t.co/Wc61WcZXuj
This is a real thing. #AuditTheVote https://t.co/utPmqBGdme
@AndreaChalupa Attention @heliumcell
RT @AndreaChalupa: 1. Update on Russia hacking the US election and collective actions we must take now to stop Trump and Putin from stealin…
THREAD. https://t.co/qO5eB6eE08
GO! SEE!!! https://t.co/xm9h3EQxQD
RT @EW: .@BillyEichner takes to the street for a round of "Immigrant or Real American?": https://t.co/RyrjNElwoX 👀 https://t.co/2cwMBpsLeP
RT @PFTompkins: Listen. What you MUST understand is that this is going to be GREAT. And for a good cause! Tix: https://t.co/oSKGerJVIb http…
RT @billyeichner: Please read and sign and pass along. His hate does not belong in the White House. #StopBannon https://t.co/yq5mZj2c3R
@pattonoswalt @HillaryClinton #AlwaysWithHer
@chrisdunn660 @tedleo No, sorry! We wanted to!
RT @sarahkendzior: A must-read lesson on history -- and the days ahead https://t.co/EWpp0JL9PE https://t.co/VEbIuJxPOm
RT @billyeichner: Listen to Trump's chief strategist Steve Bannon call women "dykes" in this. THIS MAN CANNOT WORK IN THE WHITE HOUSE. IS A…
@paulandstorm This seems right.
RT @paulkrugman: There are many failures to analyze right now. But media issues, not political strategy, have to be at the top of the list…
RT @readingtheend: just called my outgoing senator, David Vitter, to urge him to confirm Merrick Garland to the Supreme Court. YOU CAN ALL…
RT @LOLGOP: The most promising thing in America is how many people are asking "What can I do next? Here's my first stab at that. https://t.…
RT @mattyglesias: The swamp is going to drain right into Trump's pockets https://t.co/Iro6b2T4OS
RT @petemont: Time to re-read this August profile of Stephen Bannon from @sarahposner https://t.co/MGkA79QeTM
RT @paulkrugman: -- which, so far, seems to mean most of our major news organizations -- is continuing the same utter failure that helped g…
RT @paulkrugman: The simple fact is that the White House will soon be run by an anti-Semitic white supremacist. Anyone who sugar-coats this…
RT @Khanoisseur: A $25M taxpayer funded smear campaign, aided by foreign hackers and a media obsessed with creating a horse race swung an e…
RT @WhitfordBradley: The chief advisor to the President of the United States is a white nationalist. The chief advisor to the President is…
RT @AndyRichter: SIGN THIS NOW, AND RT, PLEASE! Appoint Garland Now (Senate Has Waived Its Rights) https://t.co/7dYZUv40eM
RT @RojaBandari: Some things about what it was like to live in Iran under a religious dictatorship: 1) It felt normal. People had jobs, fri…
RT @danpfeiffer: If you had any hopes the media would hold a Trump administration accountable, the coverage of Bannon should disabuse you o…
RT @matthewamiller: The news today is not who Trump named as chief of staff. It's that he has appointed a white nationalist to a senior Whi…
RT @kurteichenwald: Again, I rarely curse on this feed. But @KellyannePolls now telling critics 2 be careful w/ what they say. Fuck you, Ke…
RT @davidfrum: Let’s have a fresh start, because who is bothered that black, brown, & Muslim fellow citizens have been demeaned and feel te…
RT @davidfrum: Let’s have a fresh start, because it will take time to learn how the president-elect has prostituted his office for persona…
RT @davidfrum: Let’s have a fresh start, because 70 year old men afflicted by narcissistic personality disorder often suddenly become bette…
RT @davidfrum: Lets have a fresh start, because it’s only fair play to give would-be kleptocrats a 6-month head start before we act to stop…
RT @davidfrum: Let’s have a fresh start, because Trump’s contemptuous assumption of media gullibility is fully justified.
RT @Fahrenthold: Subscribe to NYT here: https://t.co/AqAEcWtrKc. Do it b/c they tell the truth and a POTUS-elect is going after them. Or fo…
RT @ObsoleteDogma: Must-read: @mjs_DC on the death threats he now regularly gets in Trump’s America https://t.co/XWIl0OcLfO https://t.co/an
RT @SarahThyre: The righteous are being silenced. Write/call Superintendent Dr. Jeff Harding (650)940-4669 Jeff.Harding@mvla.net https://t.…
@pattonoswalt They've already taken it for granted.
RT @blacksab67: THIS THREAD: https://t.co/Yg3cuL0TrT
The 14 aspects of fascism: https://t.co/1Xjoqc2yDm
RT @Khanoisseur: 1932, NYT: If Nazis are allowed to govern they'll become more moderate because they'll find it impossible to keep their ca…
RT @Khanoisseur: Hitler's team worked with global media to normalize him–meticulously reworking his image from an oddball with few family t…
RT @jacobwe: Please read this important piece: Rules for Survival in an autocracy by @mashagessen https://t.co/eCDKXTwWmo via @nybooks
RT @marcportermagee: Democrats now control only 13 state legislatures (26%). If they lose 1 more they fall below the % needed to stop co… https://t.co/Hqn9JcH1qv
RT @davidfrum: Thanks Noah for Storifying https://t.co/kJS1vDwnH8
RT @davidfrum: Let’s have a fresh start, and hope that pro-Trump trolls will cease bullying women into silencing themselves on social media
RT @morgan_murphy: Gregg Popovich now more than ever https://t.co/JuHqgUWfSa
RT @Khanoisseur: 1922, New York Times: Hitler's anti-Semitism was not real but a bait to catch and arouse his followers @SheWhoVotes http…
RT @LCARS_TechGuy: Dear White People, The ones in our corner... https://t.co/rqATw7DdG3
Lovely thread. https://t.co/mVJ4Hro0LE
@absurdistwords Thank you for your tweets today.
RT @HillaryClinton: Scripture tells us: Let us not grow weary in doing good, for in due season, we shall reap, if we do not lose heart. htt…
RT @Caissie: Read this thread, surprised white people. Start here. https://t.co/sRDiTePy4x
@annetdonahue yep.
RT @HillaryforIA: A message from @POTUS: Stay in line. In Iowa, polls are open until 9 p.m. If you're in line, you can vote. https://t.co/w
@tedleo same over here
@WesleyStace @Salon I'm smart and melodically sly!!
RT @morgan_murphy: I'm flying this outside my house when they announce Hillary won. https://t.co/3UjZ7MHPoV
@morgan_murphy YAY!!
@KayReindl @SarahMaslinNir Oh my god #ImWithHer
RT @HillaryClinton: Everything we’ve worked toward comes down to today. RT this if you're voting for Hillary: https://t.co/jfd3CXLD1s https…
@COMETHRUGIRL Come on, your version was funny and put a nice twist on it!
@RheaButcher I just. Ugh.
@PFTompkins I've never rooted harder for a lizard in my life.
@tedleo noooooo
RT @JoshMalina: Pennsylvania voters -- get your FREE ride to the polls from @Uber or @lyft! https://t.co/v8QlZyjJ8f Please RT.
@tonyschwartz Thank you for all your work to ensure this doesn't happen.
@paulandstorm @tedleo @MaryKoCo @MPenn 👏🏻👏🏻
@johnlevenstein Sad!
@tedleo @MaryKoCo @MPenn It's NUTMEG-reatest hour, that's for sure.
RT @JohnWDean: Good Piece For Those Interested In What Is Happening: Beyond Lying Donald Trump’s Authoritarian Reality https://t.co/fJjm0mt
@MaryKoCo @tedleo Hummus ask @MPenn what he thinks of that one.
@MaryKoCo @tedleo That pun is fun, Mary, but it salsa making me uncomfortable.
@JoeSeiders It's done! But not coming out til March.
RT @tedleo: To sum up that tweet storm: old Lookout! dead-stock bundles w/new tote and patch available at https://t.co/nKbv3LSDkN
A @tedleo bundle! Everyone please rush to get this thing! https://t.co/MJnpo1n7pN
@UncleDynamite 😃
@robhatchmiller OH MY GOD!!
@janiehaddad WORD.
@tedleo @WesleyStace @thelittleidiot @ScottMcCaughey5 #WA30
@rickberg_ @tedleo Sadly, no Xmas show this year...
@WesleyStace @tedleo @thelittleidiot @ScottMcCaughey5 @30days30songs GOD WILLING
@MrChrisTallman @bnacker CHRIS YOU ARE NOT HELPING
@RevoLucian @SJP @kjothesmartass @RuPaul @bjork @aimeeallen @toriamos @Beyonce 😍
RT @pitchfork: .@TedLeo said he "got angry enough to use a curse word in a song again" https://t.co/8LHCM1ERos
@rhyspearceone 😃❤️
@bnacker club
RT @robhatchmiller: honored to work with an amazing rapper @lenadunham & an amazing director @rowlsonhall on an amazing rap music video: ht…
RT @DannyZuker: Please @realdonaldtrump, lecture me again about Hillary's ethics & how she's rigging the election you evil fuck. https://t…
RT @LOLGOP: You need to listen to @AriBerman tell you the lengths the GOP goes to stop you from voting. https://t.co/psurzJqVtY
RT @cbcradioq: .@aimeemann @dcfc and more rally against #Trump in the new musical project @30days30songs https://t.co/GAu0xEtR4n https://t.…
RT @30days30songs: 30 Days is proud to present the first song released by @johnroderick in ten years, "Make America Great Again." https://…
@trumpetcake #PeachTweets
@jonathancoulton @spatafora @tedleo @cecirecalde @JoCoCruise damn it, I was looking for that pun and as usual you beat me to it 😡
@tedleo @NYMag TED NO
@spatafora @tedleo @cecirecalde @farrellmcmanus I can almost guarantee we'll do it next year!
@spatafora @tedleo @cecirecalde We will also miss it! Maybe @jonathancoulton will let us do it on the @JoCoCruise !
Terrifyingly accurate. https://t.co/JauDCOx8XO
RT @sarahkendzior: Thread. Read the whole thing. https://t.co/35T5H2A4U5
@spatafora @tedleo It's under duress!
@tedleo @paulandstorm BERY ANGRU 😡😡😡
@tedleo @paulandstorm @PatrickRothfuss @MaxTemkin @JoCoCruise Rewriting lyrics to be new cruise theme.
@SarahThyre Sorry, dude...I love you, but you're getting a big #EWWWWWWWWUH!!! from me on #flaps.
@SarahThyre SARAH NO
@MooseShack No plans but I would love to be able to...say hello to your wife for me!
@UlrikaCampbell @pamelaadlon Done.
@MrCraigBierko Thank you so much!!
@kevinseccia In all fairness, the dictionary is a real creampuff.
@COMETHRUGIRL cc: @tedleo
WHAT A SHOCKER. Hostility toward women is one of the strongest predictors of Trump support https://t.co/V9ruGENfuN via @voxdotcom
@lastwordonearth Coming out in March!
RT @colbertlateshow: WEB EXCLUSIVE: @aimeemann performs her anti-Trump song "Can't You Tell" for @30days30songs https://t.co/lcMsNboPGn htt…
@janiehaddad a.
@DannyZuker #SoManyFlops
@MindyFurano iluuuuuuuuuuuu
@Louisism @JonBatiste 😂😂😂🎸
@Louisism @JonBatiste Damn it, I can only manage four strings.
@emilynussbaum 😍
RT @30days30songs: .@Blake_Hazard kicks off the weekend with "Little Situation." https://t.co/E4ioJxZDIe https://t.co/7NdEyXdSBC
@JonLampleyMusic @shbeaty @JonBatiste YOU ARE THE ONE WHO ROCKS!!
@MrChrisTallman @JonBatiste Aw thanks, pal!
@TheRealTavie 😍😘
@connorratliff @colbertlateshow THANK YOU!
@shbeaty @JonBatiste The full song will be up on the Colbert web site!
@JonBatiste I loved playing with you ❤️
@senorchafa I know, I'm so sad!
West coast! I'm sitting in with @JonBatiste on Colbert tonight! Woooo!!
RT @d_haggar: I want this election to be over so badly you'd think it was a friend's play.
@JEllisP @BrianStack153 @colbertlateshow 😃😃😃
@MaryKoCo neck muscles aren't made to look up
@michelleaneous1 Let's ask @SuperEgoRecords to help!
@MaryKoCo @vine I AM SO IN FAVOR OF THIS VINE!! Cc: @tedleo
RT @AlGiordano: If you're too pure to vote, guess what? You've been successfully manipulated by Trump's voter suppression strategy. https:/…
RT @CuteEmergency: Me: im not clingy Me 5 secs later: https://t.co/Fc2Cx2uUIk
RT @tedleo: I'm DJing @ Night of Joy, Bkln 2mrw PM. Proto-punk, Pub Rock, Punk, New Wave, Reggae, Ska, early Hip Hop, Latin Freestyle, most…
RT @matthewamiller: As ever with Trump, what has been GOP subtext for years becomes the actual text. https://t.co/xMe5h0WLPQ
@SopanDeb this is just bananas
RT @leahmcelrath: Y'all need to read this. Seriously. It's two pages of...well, I'll let you see for yourselves. https://t.co/X7VdFVxrtq
RT @nytimesarts: For Patton Oswalt the return to comedy has been a long, hard climb https://t.co/ja0ZJj76QV https://t.co/3TcB5Y8NQZ
@JoyAnnReid "Man cave media!!" Ahahaha
@JoyAnnReid @JuddLegum God, I hope so.
@kellyoxford @HuffingtonPost Awesome this dude knows women better than they know themselves. What a fucking wizard.
@itsmikerock @UncleDynamite Fair.
@COMETHRUGIRL Yes! This piece of glorious #art was created just before the #unveiling of the #GlassesVase!
@UncleDynamite Grim, but I can't deny you the fave.
@COMETHRUGIRL https://t.co/dON7czxn8r
@johnlevenstein @MaryKoCo me and Mary are also throwing up lol
@johnlevenstein disagree cc:@MaryKoCo
@PurestRobin @tedleo oh my god
@bnacker Oops. I was pretending to be in space!
@bnacker make @tedleo #get it.
RT @HlLLARY: BREAKING: Voter registration has been extended in Virginia through Friday at 11:59pm!!!! Register right now: https://t.co/fnKN
RT @SuperEgoRecords: Awesome @choirchoirchoir version of @aimeemann "Save Me" (but was hoping they were going to sing the melodica solo.) h…
@pattonoswalt fair
@pattonoswalt why am I not with youuuuuuuuuuuu
@kurteichenwald Thank you for your service!
RT @Caissie: Gonna warm up for the #debate with "It's the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown," which itself is surprisingly full of vicious ad hom…
@cameronesposito also she's p perfect imo
RT @jacobwe: I talked to @AimeeMann about her fantastic new song "Can't You Tell?" and daring to empathize with Donald Trump https://t.co/
@tedleo @TVsAndyDaly @AmeliaHammy You got my vote.
@TVsAndyDaly @AmeliaHammy A photo of vegan ice cream shop "Like No Udder." Works for me.
@_jamestgreen @COMETHRUGIRL all SO GREAT. @tedleo
@_jamestgreen @COMETHRUGIRL OMG YAY!!!
@_jamestgreen @COMETHRUGIRL Done! cc: @tedleo
@danielralston He's a good boy.
RT @stephenlevinson: Trump's secret plan to defeat ISIS appears to be making sure Hillary gets elected.
@danielralston BRING HIM HOME!! #ComfortFox
@slumplifter Best possible compliment.
RT @poniewozik: ...and, looks like it just hit the $10K goal. https://t.co/J78TinSKSO
Hee hee! https://t.co/UUXazLJOMk
RT @leahmcelrath: Re-upping because it's that important: Read, share, bookmark, share again as necessary 👇🏼 https://t.co/T023ps3Lha
RT @Blake_Hazard: Recorded a tune this week for #30songsin30days , songs in the key of Trump dissent #ImWithHer #newmusic https://t.co/QQaJ
@johnmoe @PFTompkins @munsongs @larissaluu @winnerbowzer @hatethedrake @bnacker The Return Of The Attacking Emu!
@PFTompkins @munsongs @johnmoe @larissaluu @winnerbowzer AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
RT @NoiseyMusic: Musicians Are Taking a Stand Against Donald Trump with '30 Days, 30 Songs" Series https://t.co/kJJyCb1Bzs
@munsongs @johnmoe @PFTompkins @larissaluu @winnerbowzer Hi guys
@DAvallone @nycsouthpaw Trump's entitlement p cool, though
@briankoppelman @Slate thanks, buddy!
RT @poniewozik: BREAKING: Wow. I don't say this very often, but this is a game-changer. #Wikileaks https://t.co/YegAxWOLWZ
@danielralston same
@JYSexton Thank you for this work.
RT @ryguyperez: During election season, it never hurts to check in with the general warning signs from a cult education website: https://t.…
@pulomabasu I know a @jonwurster subtweet when I see one
@tedleo AGREE
@johnlevenstein "Why must you write all those sad songs?"
RT @Lin_Manuel: Here's Oskar Eustis. Working through the unimaginable, championing new work always. My hero. https://t.co/IABWTpzX9n
RT @JoshMalina: Listen to @tedleo's excellent take on "Heroes." https://t.co/Gra2VJxtK1
@cameronesposito @PFTompkins @RheaButcher Oh, you mean a "head throne."
@jacobtender @moneypitmusic come on, be a superfan
@alexlovesfreddy awwww yay!!
I love him. https://t.co/CsPUsAKLfy
@JoyAnnReid AGREE
@SocialQPhilip @NYTStyles Incredibly flattered! Yay!! xo
@samisblond Thank you! All the songs are supposed to be on itunes but I guess it hasn't happened yet? @SuperEgoRecords might know more...
RT @pitchfork: Musicians like @aimeemann and @YG are battling Donald Trump through their own medium—these are worth a listen https://t.co/W
RT @30days30songs: New lyric video of @aimeemann's "Can't You Tell?" https://t.co/KH1mSRK2da
RT @30days30songs: "Famous musicians are writing 30 anti-Trump songs for the final 30 days of the election" https://t.co/hIUZdcBDKw @washin…
@COMETHRUGIRL @tedleo @rachelichtman 🌚🍝🍼👋🏻🎅🏼🍷
@COMETHRUGIRL @tedleo @rachelichtman ahahahaha!
@tedleo @COMETHRUGIRL @rachelichtman LOVE HORSE IN HOLE
RT @tonyschwartz: Angry, desperate, cornered, hurt Trump is feeling empty & trying desperately to blow himself back up ... but it's hopeles…
RT @billyeichner: Win or lose, Trump made our world uglier. I don't want any reality shows from him after this, no cutesy late night sketch…
@billyeichner NOTHING.
RT @tedleo: Solo tour dates: https://t.co/nKbv3LSDkN
RT @HillaryClinton: “We expect record numbers of people to vote in this presidential election.” —Hillary Make sure you're one of them: htt…
@PPact @fawfulfan Well, that's just delightful.
My song about Trump for @30days30songs https://t.co/u4hezi76UY
@AlGiordano Thanks, buddy! I love that you knew what it was about immediately!! 😂😂😂
@Margoandhow I don't think I said it, but I like it!
@MaryKoCo @AndyRichter I luv u guys
RT @GynoStar: Please RT if you're a woman who's had an intimate body part grabbed without your consent. I'm curious.
@TVsAndyDaly @30days30songs Thank you so much, pal. ❤️
@tedleo @PFTompkins @RheaButcher @paulandstorm @cameronesposito SEE!! NOW who's red-face guy!!!
@bjflam let's get @SuperEgoRecords on the case! BOBBLEHEADS!
@tedleo @PFTompkins @RheaButcher @paulandstorm @cameronesposito is that second guy saying, "actually?"
@PFTompkins @RheaButcher @paulandstorm @tedleo @cameronesposito FINE I'M RED FACE GUY
@cgerrish @tedleo let's ask @SuperEgoRecords to advise...
@tedleo @paulandstorm @PFTompkins @cameronesposito @RheaButcher very mad at my characterization 😡😡😡
@wholeexpanse 😍😍😍
@bjflam omg me too
@cgerrish @tedleo I think all the songs are on iTunes
RT @stereogum: .@AimeeMann's new album Mental Illness is coming next spring https://t.co/gVXC59FnBV https://t.co/9xmNKdG9wt
RT @30days30songs: "I don’t want this job, my god / Can’t you tell / I’m unwell." - @aimeemann https://t.co/58wA6DieCO
@SarahThyre @30days30songs 😘
@bwonka23 are you sure?
@ReelQuinn Thank you! xo
@tedleo omg "partner in chime!!"
I have a new song on @30days30songs! Listen here: https://t.co/VoVnoYRDOK If you haven't already,register to vote! https://t.co/izwgb8QiPo
RT @NoiseyMusic: Musicians Are Taking a Stand Against Donald Trump with '30 Days, 30 Songs" Series https://t.co/kJJyCb1Bzs
RT @HillaryClinton: Today is the LAST DAY you can register to vote in Pennsylvania. To vote this November, register right now! https://t.c
RT @serafinowicz: NEW #SassyTrump: Tweety Trump https://t.co/1QIwQUcN0B All @realdonaldtrump's words #TrumpTapes #debate
RT @WFPK: .@aimeemann offers "Can't You Tell" as the latest in Dave Eggers 30 Days, 30 Songs series. https://t.co/8JneUPrGiP https://t.co/W
@rtraister @allinwithchris @MSNBC My god, this was good. Thank you.
Yes yes yes https://t.co/GOk2dMreVw
RT @vulture: Shed a single tear for the looming apocalypse with Death Cab for Cutie's anti-Trump song "Million Dollar Loan" https://t.co/LE
RT @Mobute: This is the end They have no friends The end https://t.co/VgI6SMDHqK
@kevinseccia I'm still in bed.
@tedleo @atlasobscura 😿
RT @chrislhayes: The biggest news tonight seems to me one candidate saying he will jail the other if he wins.
RT @paulkrugman: Let's be clear: a candidate for president promised to put his opponent in jail if he wins. Everything else is secondary.
@clmazin dude, it's bad.
@MaryKoCo ilusm 😘
RT @RheaButcher: Here's an album I made: https://t.co/8oN89XcFU1 @killrockstars Here's a tv show I made: https://t.co/BW3MULDsSI @SeesoTV…
@UncleDynamite @tedleo exquisitely dumb 😂😂😂
RT @studentactivism: I'd like to hear just one Republican say he's disavowing Trump to set an example for his son.
@tedleo #huy
@andreharoche next year!
@RheaButcher God, me too. God bless them.
They don't "let" you do it so much as you just DO it.
@maggieserota The character of Pussy Grabber!
@paulandstorm @jonathancoulton @shaydie legit lol
RT @Merrillmarkoe: Best funniest song ever written about having your work rejected in showbiz; It's Not A Negative No by Andy Prieboy http…
RT @agiantdog: @bestfitmusic premieres our new video for JIZZNEY!! Directed by @danielralston starring Shannon McCormick @sadogre https://t…
@paulandstorm @jonathancoulton @tedleo That already happens.
@paulandstorm @jonathancoulton YOU SHUT YOUR TRAP!!
@jonathancoulton @paulandstorm I wear glasses; I'm a NERD!
@jonathancoulton @paulandstorm Hm, I don't know, H'wood dorky is a different category imo
@jonwurster @AmericanAir #IIWII
@paulandstorm @tedleo the best
RT @pattonoswalt: A few MINUTES a day on your knees, Pence? I guess yAAAAAAAUUUUUUGH IT'S TOO EASY I CAN'T. #VPDebate
RT @petersuderman: So Pence's entire defense of Trump is to claim that Trump did not say the things that Trump actually said.
RT @bridger_w: There's no question in my mind that Mike Pence has demanded to speak to a manager at Macaroni Grill
@80miles it's a dud
@tedleo @thethermals @cashmusic I did appreciate you putting #diaps on the rider.
RT @birbigs: Donald Trump's mic isn't working. #VPDebate
@jonathancoulton @tedleo @david_rees ugh he actually said "there they go again"
@tedleo @david_rees @jonathancoulton P much.
@david_rees @jonathancoulton MORE FIGHTING YAY
I hear you, pal. @thethermals https://t.co/xg6lQF7IIS
RT @WhiteHouse: "Climate change is happening even faster than 5 years ago or 10 years ago." —@POTUS on why we need to #ActOnClimate
@tedleo @JDWeil55 Same in our band.
@kevinseccia 🐴
@SarahThyre can't it be both?
@JamesUrbaniak do it
@RheaButcher @PFTompkins @Caissie @jonathancoulton I can get behind this one.
@PeterCashwell @paulandstorm @jonathancoulton @Caissie @RheaButcher Ow
@PFTompkins @RheaButcher @Caissie @jonathancoulton OMG
@paulandstorm @Caissie @jonathancoulton @PFTompkins @RheaButcher STOP MAKING ME HATE YOU
@jonathancoulton @paulandstorm @Caissie @RheaButcher YOU GUYS ARE KILLING ME
@RheaButcher @Caissie @jonathancoulton Look, it's not like we all haven't THOUGHT about muting him; it just usually happens in person.
@KarenKilgariff wait a minute, thats me
@MindyFurano not enough room
@tedleo 😳😂😂😂
RT @MKupperman: This skunk analogy needs work https://t.co/LF39JRf8lA
@tedleo is that about a snake?
@KarenKilgariff at least it's embroidered.
@Caissie @jonathancoulton omg you muted him
@TVsAndyDaly @wpjenna He's out there operating without any decent restraint. Totally beyond the pale of any acceptable human conduct.
@jonathancoulton @Caissie uch
@Caissie @paulandstorm @jonathancoulton 😖😖😖
@paulandstorm @Caissie @jonathancoulton Yeah, I past it on the way hear!
@Caissie @jonathancoulton ahaha omg
@jonathancoulton @Caissie I'm going to fucking clock you, Coulton. 😡
RT @PFTompkins: Los Angeles, this is tonight. I urge you most urgently to attend with great urgency! Tickets: https://t.co/0hmuXc7F72 https…
@joanlemay ughhh
@real_hailey new album out in march, I think.
@Caissie UGH
@real_hailey I wish I could. It was just a confluence of events.
RT @pattonoswalt: CUT TO: Montage of Trump's campaign staff, his children & finally Melania singing @aimeemann's "Wise Up"
@pattonoswalt YAY!!!!
RT @mountain_goats: Ask not what you can do for your country, but check out sex tape
RT @smotus: In Trump’s head: Trump: That beauty queen was fat. Voters: Dude, you can’t say that. Trump: No, really fat. Voters: Oh, well o…
@danielralston you're on the wrong side of this, man
@efd this is TERRIBLE NEWS
@tedleo classic #Leo
@kevinseccia oh my god
@kevinseccia how dare you talk about me that way, I'm your friend
@tedleo @JesseDavidFox Surprised this hasn't happened already.
RT @AlGiordano: I'm actually pretty shocked that @DrJillStein couldn't even name King Caspian X of Narnia as her favorite world leader.
RT @pattonoswalt: Jesus Christ this fucking thread. Please, everyone read it? https://t.co/LKeyzqfONd
@tedleo @jasonlrennie THANK YOU!!
@MaryKoCo ahaha
@MaryKoCo nts
@paulandstorm Paul and I are watching the Great British Bake Off and keeping you in our thoughts and prayers.
@KayReindl omg that's it
@paulandstorm @tedleo Your a #DumSnake
RT @improbablyjust: This article is essential. Every word of it. https://t.co/8SuIrGcSgO https://t.co/EdY3TF7Gg7
@tedleo @paulandstorm 😂😂😂📿
@tedleo @paulandstorm #LassoSnake
@paulandstorm @tedleo 😳😳😳
@NotOwenMeany No, sorry, me depressed too.
@andylevy 😍
@andylevy except me
RT @HillaryClinton: Donald Trump called her "Miss Piggy" and "Miss Housekeeping." Her name is Alicia Machado. #DebateNight https://t.co/0w
@future_of_music @billyeichner @tedleo I just. Please make this happen.
RT @billyeichner: RT if I should moderate the next debate
@tedleo @billyeichner Oh my god yes yes please
@WhitfordBradley He'a super angry post-debate. Yikes.
RT @HillaryClinton: RT this if you're proud to be standing with Hillary tonight. #debatenight https://t.co/91tBmKxVMs
RT @ClintSmithIII: I'm going to tweet out the voter registration deadlines and links for every state. Here we go:
RT @MattOswaltVA: She (She) doesn't (has) have (a) the (vagina) look #Debates
@realtimkelleher @jonathancoulton 😂😂😂
RT @DannyZuker: "You need TREMENDOUS stamina," said a man who is mostly made of fried chicken, Lipitor and boner pills.
@tedleo 😳
@jonathancoulton @johnroderick stop calling cyber fat!
RT @m_proksch: My favorite part of this debate, so far, is counting the spiders that keep crawling out of Trump's mouth.
@jonathancoulton "cyber"= nerd talk
RT @JamesUrbaniak: He's sniffing more than Bowie on Cavett in '74.
@iamrashidajones seriously
You fucking said it. https://t.co/qGqaMN6Igs
RT @realDonaldTrump: The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.
@MaryKoCo @johnlevenstein my ectoplasma is moist
RT @petridishes: finally the whole country will watch as a woman stands politely listening to a loud man's bad ideas about the field she sp…
@johnlevenstein @MaryKoCo I come to her as an astral traveler; we like to check in. Stop judging our choices. 🙌🏻
@jonwurster @tedleo you only deliver drops
RT @RobynHitchcock: Fame rewards your worst characteristics, and money keeps you from being accountable. That's why we crave both.
@danceland March!
@tedleo that's what I got for my search.
Oh come on. https://t.co/Lrype1Ubve
@johnroderick @paulandstorm @tedleo Couldn't agree more.
@paulandstorm @tedleo I think a MOCKINGbird might.
@tedleo so down with this
@tedleo 😂😂😂🦀
@tedleo I'm watching the Jon-benet doc or I would have gotten to it earlier. 👹
@tedleo eerily accurate
RT @byBobbyWoods: I'm told I'm singing @aimeemann 's song in tonight's season finale of @whoismrrobot . I'm shaking the martinis now. #them…
Love both these guys. https://t.co/ezO0653x8U
RT @tedleo: More fall tour dates HERE: https://t.co/cFWOXIbICT
@JoeSeiders @tedleo @NekoCase very great band let's go
@kevinseccia she was talking about your #gut
@paulandstorm you could probably handle a jigsaw puzzle with that
@paulandstorm APPROVE
@tedleo @ILLCapitano94 why are you trying to ruin figs
RT @danielralston: Subscribe, please! First episode (w/ Jonas Åkerlund) will be up later today. https://t.co/hVekaeQbMX
@atrubens @andylevy @kevinseccia YAYYYYY!!!
@paulandstorm I'm up.
@ACNewman they're READING you, but they've never heard of you. Ok.
@paulandstorm @tedleo @pattonoswalt 😡😡😡🌹💦🍜💩
@paulandstorm @tedleo @pattonoswalt I'm not sure what that means but I'm pretty this face is called for--->😡
@tedleo @pattonoswalt IT'S AN ABOMINATION
RT @jonlovett: This is not a new story. This is a very old story. Stop being surprised it's happening here. It's happening here.
@JamesUrbaniak @hodgman I would also like to get in on this Happy Birthday racket, also #VirgosRule
RT @marklisanti: Trump is about two days from attacking Hillary Clinton's failed casinos and raising questions about her sealed divorce fro…
RT @mccarthyryanj: Our reporter @AlxThomp was arrested today outside a Trump event - for doing his job https://t.co/kS2PG5Igyc
@paulandstorm @tedleo That is pretty much Ted's #expression on tour when they forget to put the Jameson's on the rider.
@MaryKoCo dedicate them to me
@bnacker never get tired of talking necks
@paulandstorm @scalzi @tedleo hi guys 🍹
RT @HillaryClinton: In light of @kurteichenwald's report on the Trump Organization's dangerous ties, here are 20 questions that Trump needs…
@pulomabasu ❤️😢
@KayReindl I'm never going back. I can't watch any of MSNBC, tbh.
@KayReindl could not hate more
@Merrillmarkoe word up
@tedleo @rachelichtman never forget #🍑
@KayReindl so over her
@EliAttie so great
@tedleo punk #rock!
@tedleo Birthday #TruthBomb
RT @onlxn: TRUMP: If she's done HALF the bad stuff I've said she's done-- RYAN: She hasn't. TRUMP: Fine, even a QUARTER-- RYAN: She hasn't.…
@paulandstorm @tedleo THIS IS NOT COOL
@tedleo @paulandstorm very angry at you both 😡
RT @AlGiordano: 14. When authoritarianism raises its head & awakens the demons of hate, there is no "safe" middle ground, no special snowfl…
Wishing the happiest of birthdays to my dear friend and bandmate @tedleo. So grateful to have you in my life! #VirgosRule
@tedleo she has agreement with crisketu
@PFTompkins It's nice that the implication is just that everyone's asleep at the wheel.
@improbablyjust Yay!!!!
@NekoCase @jtkantor @joanlemay @imnatecorddry HAPPY BIRTHDAY VIRGO PEOPLE! @tedleo
@tedleo It does seem wrong, somehow! ❤️
RT @paulkrugman: This is all over TV, right? https://t.co/GTSiNReY4a
@TheRealTavie 😊😊😊
@morgan_murphy @tedleo @Caissie We're talking about us all just getting drunk and watching tv together, right?
@tedleo PILLAGE!!
@larryfire @LargoLosAngeles I love to do it. There were just a few factors that made it difficult this year.
@TheRealTavie I'm proud of you!
@cruisinski ❤️
@AlGiordano @MLauer so much interrupting
@tedleo "Take the oil!"
@larryfire @LargoLosAngeles probably not this year, sadly
@TheRealTavie please say no
@pattonoswalt @edgarwright @danharmon car chase? Escaped prisoner? It went on forever
@danielralston My Dinner With Andre come on
@jonathancoulton @macaronique WHAT. IS. THIS.
@janiehaddad dude so many shots of speedo junk
@pattonoswalt what the HOLY fuck
@janiehaddad I'll be right over.
@johnlevenstein @MaryKoCo it was supposed to be Tomorrember god damn it
@MaryKoCo it's also Sunday, and the invisible day that happens once a month.
@PFTompkins @johnmoe #NeverForget
RT @HillaryClinton: Our planet's future depends on the decisions we make now. RT if you agree it's time to combat climate change. https://…
RT @lisang: Tweet exchange of the month. Definitely. https://t.co/pdYTwETN8F
@paulandstorm not faving
@paulscheer @danharmon @pattonoswalt @edgarwright Its the conversations themselves that--oh NEVER MIND.
@danharmon that didn't even occur to me. I just thought, "better remember where the matches are."
@writeplayrepeat @JoCoCruise ❤️
@danharmon @pattonoswalt @edgarwright (we lost power too btw)
@KayReindl so over it. Can't watch anymore.
@annetdonahue "We didn't know!! Who could have predicted!!"
@tedleo word up
@johnnyclark1974 ❤️
@AlGiordano very flattered!
@AlGiordano YEAH!
@paulandstorm oh, dude. So sorry.
@tedleo @paulandstorm @harjitsgill NOT FUNNY TED
@paulandstorm @tedleo @harjitsgill THAT IS UNTRUE
@tedleo @harjitsgill 😡
RT @cameronesposito: In case ur wondering if sexism is real, we say "leaked nudes" instead of "stolen property."
@JamesUrbaniak @johnlevenstein you are 100% nowhere near as old. We are like goddamn redwoods.
@JamesUrbaniak @johnlevenstein I got a stamp too! Maybe it's cause we're #olds?
@paulandstorm @tedleo TED TELL HIM WHAT TO DO
RT @bornferal: Roadies, much like the idea of selling out (this episode's subject), is not long for this world. But you knew that. https:/…
@AndyRichter @toddbarry @timheidecker 😡
@toddbarry @timheidecker highlight of my career.
@jpberthiaume I don't think so...god, I would have no idea where it was, sorry!
@PFTompkins Bud Cort is still available!
@DAvallone @MSNBC @JoyAnnReid AGREE
@kevinseccia impressed it's not "Fat Kevin"!!!
@kylewmahan @tedleo @paulandstorm come on...ten seconds.
@tedleo @paulandstorm @david_rees 😂😂😂 #FaveRage
@paulandstorm @tedleo there's nothing funnier than smell lines.
@tedleo @paulandstorm 😂😂😂
@tedleo @paulandstorm https://t.co/68KN2Ig0lF
RT @jonathancoulton: If you didn't book on @JoCoCruise because we were out of cheap cabins, come and get em while they last: https://t.co/s
@paulandstorm @tedleo not wrong
@danielralston where are MY meat texts
@frantastickoala me toooo
@johnlevenstein it is
@paulandstorm @tedleo for real, though 👃🏻🙀
@MaryKoCo if you stand in the window a talent scout will walk by
@tedleo @paulandstorm Wait, which one of us #smells? I vote Paul. ♨️
@MaryKoCo finally someone speaks for all of us
@femusa1 no I wish
@blacksab67 don't scare me like that
RT @RBReich: Here's the scale and level of ambition we should be aiming for this election year and into the future: rescuing... https://t.c
RT @matthewamiller: No DOJ colleague I've talked to remembers FBI giving this much to Congress in any previous case. More Clinton rules. ht…
@paulandstorm @tedleo oh my clob 😂😂😂
@tedleo @paulandstorm that is exactly your #FedUpStare
Help this cool artist Kim Tucker make an animated short film! @Kickstarter https://t.co/m5xfTpxUMn
@johnlevenstein it sounds like mostly you yelled at some people?
@tedleo @janiehaddad @ComedyCentral I agree with this.
@zandywithaz @maggieserota @Support @jack @twitter wtf is wrong with people
@zandywithaz @maggieserota @Support @jack @twitter holy shit
@JoyAnnReid @stuffjunkie @bobcesca_go omg what
@MaryKoCo sock/mock/oh never mind
@PantsDownPete @LargoLosAngeles No, that was it for a while! Taking the summer off!
@PFTompkins #HotelNightmares!
@tedleo are we back to pea guac
@heliumcell What?! No! 😧😧😧
RT @bnacker: Think, dammit! Where could this confounded baby be? We had him seconds ago. Jones, get this bath water out of here. I can't th…
@tedleo @TheRealTavie 😂😂😂
@TheRealTavie hey @tedleo were you on this #train ♨️
@tedleo @scalzi @RheaButcher @paulandstorm 😂😂😂💦
@tedleo @RheaButcher NOT COOL, LEO. Plus everyone knows YOU are the #STINKU. 〰〰〰
@andylevy @POTUS this doesn't feel that urgent tbh, come on Andy
@Pheramuse My birthday is 9/8, not 8/9, but thank you!
@PianoMannDave @hwinkler4real @tedleo Closer to the duck.
@AlexMLeo oh my god
@johnlevenstein Maybe it's just your general childishness that is giving that impression? *inserts baby emoji* *tags @MaryKoCo*
RT @PFTompkins: Hey, check out this wonderful show! It is funny and sweet and full of great people! #TakeMyWife https://t.co/P08tnMkXZW
@travessty 😍
RT @HillaryClinton: We are setting a goal to register 3 million more American citizens to vote: https://t.co/eLBTOMvqvk
@tedleo @scalzi @palpatim @paulandstorm @JoCoCruise It's all I want.
@andylevy @Gizmodo come on, Andy. Not everything can murder stuff.
RT @harper: Here is an interesting PDF about trump's campaign manager https://t.co/vKH2Lx4Gg7
RT @SeeSpotRescued: @AimeeMann is a 3 month old Lab/Hound mix looking for a forever home. Email seespotrescued@gmail.com for more info 💞 ht…
@RheaButcher @johnlevenstein @KarenKilgariff OH COME THE FUCK ON
@KayReindl there will be an actual bus to throw him under.
@RheaButcher @KarenKilgariff I just can't with this garabge
@RheaButcher oh my god
RT @LAist: Patton Oswalt Vows To Finish His Late Wife's True Crime Book About The 'Golden State Killer' https://t.co/CDXXvznzAv
RT @pattonoswalt: Okay. Everyone take literally 1 MINUTE and read these Storify'd Tweets from John Noonan. Then never sleep again. https://…
@KayReindl Ooh, good idea!
@AndyRichter @MaryKoCo now I'm mad at YOU
@hodgman that baby was direct competition
@hodgman he's not afraid to tell the hard truths
RT @JohnJHarwood: longtime ally of Paul Manafort, Trump's campaign manager: "Manafort not challenging Trump anymore. Mailing it in. Staff s…
@hodgman "what a baby" he said about a baby.
@pattonoswalt @onlxn agree
@AndyRichter @MaryKoCo I'm so mad at this.
RT @FreddieRoach: Want to train w/ me? Bidding ends Aug. 3rd. Please help in supporting @HeadsUpYouth https://t.co/m77c2Wy51e https://t.co/
@MisterJMcClain You were so fantastic!
@maggieserota @danielralston 😂😂😂🌾🐴🚬🎩
@danielralston oh my god
@tedleo @danielralston @JohnRossBowie @ArdenMyrin TEDSY COME SEE!
@Caissie Omg that is awesome
@danielralston @JohnRossBowie @ArdenMyrin Agree!!
@GaryTaxali 😍😍😍
@Caissie Happy to chime in! #NoGoon
@tedleo @rachelichtman no goat
@wholeexpanse @tedleo 😍😍😍
@maggieserota Jesus, people are garbage.
@wholeexpanse @tedleo @toriamos Fingers crossed and many prayers for it to all go smoothly! Also hugs! Xo
RT @sixdegreesrcrds: @latimes premieres the haunting new video for @TSLChorus "Easy To Die (@hammockmusic Remix)" written by @aimeemann: ht…
@MaryKoCo omg
@MaryKoCo it's a good way to beak-in the day.
RT @BAKKOOONN: in japan there is a news show where a cat hangs out. cats are basically free, not sure why they havent done it here https://t.co/m6jPKhIft1
@johnlevenstein Stop being so crabby. 🦀
@billyeichner ahahaha
RT @HillaryClinton: "It’s true: I sweat the details of policy...because it’s not just a detail if it’s your kid, if it’s your family. It’s…
@hodgman @Nick_Offerman Agree.
@tedleo @jodify Ahahaha I get it but I don't know why either!!
RT @HFA: To: @POTUS From: All of us https://t.co/swH52dLR6f
@TVsAndyDaly @NateSilver538 It's truly bananas.
@NateSilver538 Yes.
@ACNewman vote yes
@tedleo @Strange_Animals your #EggStyle
@tedleo @paulandstorm Always #Both!
@tedleo Wait a minute, I didnt get to vote! Where's the online poll?!
@RiotFest @jonwurster yor dum
@SarahKSilverman Thank you, honey. You killed it.
RT @bessbell: The people booing Elizabeth Warren are all saved as "Annoying Whole Foods Guy" in some girl's phone.
Michelle is KILLING IT.
RT @ira: I feel like the DNC just needs to hand out a beefcake calendar of old Tim Kaine photos https://t.co/MQdT8Btnq8
@jonwurster no pretty Shure your a dum
RT @vid_icarus: PLZ RT TO HELP FIND PIPPY!!!! She's a lost little terrier with a pink collar last seen near mayfield & som!! PLZ RT! https:…
@jonwurster your an idiot
RT @BraddJaffy: DNC staffer starts prepping oppo research on Manafort—gets hacked by "state-sponsored actor" https://t.co/ZSAB7cjjVI https:…
RT @GallagherWitt: "Tell me why Trump is a fascist." Response: A comprehensive list of links. Whoever did this is awesome. https://t.co/kud
RT @pattonoswalt: It's the "Spirit of Philly" #DNCinPHL mascot -- "Whippy" the Angry D-Cell Battery! (Thanks Jack Pollock!) https://t.co/Bn
@danielralston you idiot
@johnlevenstein soft jazz?
@TheRealTavie I HATE THIS
@paulandstorm @JamesUrbaniak JAMES GETS NOTHING
@paulandstorm what the hell
@johnlevenstein This might help https://t.co/uxrrH7tbZj
@TheRealTavie You're going to have to start the Island Library.
RT @EricLevitz: A major political party just nominated a mentally ill celebrity because he was uninhibited enough to appeal to their worst…
@maggieserota SO NUTS WTF
RT @danpfeiffer: When you hire a guy who advises third world dictators for a living as your campaign chair, this is the speech you get
RT @HillaryClinton: We are better than this.
RT @GavinNewsom: If Trump's speech scares you, if you think he's dangerous, help me get some folks registered to vote Link: https://t.co/zn
@WhitfordBradley Sick #TrumpBurn!
@m_proksch Many such!
RT @annetdonahue: This woman seems like someone who would tell me to please keep my voice down in the Tommy Hilfiger outlet. #RNCinCLE
@matthewamiller @justin_fenton @jaketapper It's a feeling! Feelings are facts!
@DVSblast don't even mention a #FrostyRootBeer
@DVSblast temperature was a real selling point in olden times
@danielralston stop subtweeting me
@danielralston you go too far
@tedleo same
@UncleDynamite I'll take that chance if it will put an end to your #ToiletTweets
@bnacker I'll just put it with the others.
RT @JoCoCruise: You can't miss this year's #JoCoCruise! Plus, we totally have cake. It's onboard. https://t.co/IeWZd3UOIZ https://t.co/oxqh
@CHRIStafariRI maybe there's two...
This new record by Martin Craft is absolutely gorgeous. It's called Blood Moon and you should check it out: https://t.co/1Soq4idAzS
@UncleDynamite UNCLE.
@Lesdoggg @AndyKindler ❤️❤️❤️
RT @billyeichner: "Life is like a box of chocolates" - Melania Trump
@joanlemay oh my god
@joanlemay "I'm worried about Jaden on those stairs."
@danielralston I'd rather be drunk on a plane.
@andylevy @kevinseccia I'm on it.
@joanlemay "how close it is to the city center?"
@AndyKindler hey, a gig's a gig!
@danielralston you threw out the first turd, my friend
@danielralston no
@tedleo @chrislhayes my arms hurt just watching him
@sadydoyle it is now
@paulandstorm @DrLawyercop @tedleo @PFTompkins @bnacker @BenBlacker @carlacackowski @jlac I'M ON TWO I DID IT
@joanlemay does it have any outdoor space?
@paulandstorm @PFTompkins @bnacker @tedleo @BenBlacker @carlacackowski @DrLawyercop @jlac @johnlevenstein NOPE.
@bnacker @PFTompkins @paulandstorm @tedleo @BenBlacker @carlacackowski @DrLawyercop @jlac It sounds dumb.
@PFTompkins @paulandstorm @tedleo @BenBlacker @carlacackowski @DrLawyercop @jlac @bnacker Hm. I don't think so?
@PFTompkins @paulandstorm @tedleo @BenBlacker @carlacackowski @DrLawyercop @jlac @bnacker wait what is this show?
@joanlemay Tiny Houses??
@radiochrisb @rushtheband @975krock Oh, yay.
RT @blacksab67: Trump's first choice for VP was himself.
@tigerpop I had a lovely time, and you were great, thank you!
@DVSblast spiders, baby, you know things, man
@DVSblast you were right to RT this
@johnlevenstein agree
@MaryKoCo same
@danagould I don't know, it looks like you.
@matthewamiller @gabrielsherman It really seems like he had it down to a science, so my guess is it took a LOT of practice.
@matthewamiller @gabrielsherman Oh my god, this is so depressing.
@johnlevenstein suppose I wad up a piece of paper and throw it in the waste paper basket?
@NicCageMatch We've got truth on our side. #DanRules
@NicCageMatch I got your back.
@drewodoherty @tedleo Finally Ted's Red Bull dependency is brought to light.
RT @matthewamiller: I've had some thoughts recently on Comey. Here's a piece I wrote a piece on him for tomorrow's Washington Post. https:/…
@matthewamiller Loved your op-ed!
@TheRealTavie @wolfblitzer "Forget it, Jake. It's CNN."
@TheRealTavie @wolfblitzer He's SO #Jake.
@TheRealTavie Yay!
@tedleo oh my clob
@tedleo @david_rees 😂😂😳🐦🍆🍨🍨
RT @kendrawcandraw: Is the person naming these colors of yarn okay https://t.co/nOU4SDhmQo
@david_rees @_everybird_ idk, I designed a bird once that was p cool
@jonathancoulton it was pretty great, to be fair.
@MaryKoCo @MindyFurano @johnlevenstein @eedrk @shutupmikeginn @1followernodad @tarashoe best sleeping posture ever
@surlaroute Lovely!
@maggieserota Ewwwww!!
@paulandstorm @tedleo @hodgman APPARENTLY NOT
@paulandstorm @tedleo @hodgman VERY ANGRY
@tedleo @hodgman @paulandstorm #stoppaul
@TheRealTavie NO SPOILERS!
@TheRealTavie right??
@kevinseccia how dare you
@kevinseccia so much to hate about this tweet
@danielralston AGREE.
@DVSblast "drink up, spider cup, la la"
@DVSblast come on, give it a chance
@americonsumer ❤️
@magicbeans @danielralston @tedleo THIS IS HOW ITS DONE.
@danielralston @tedleo I want to see cats plays drums.
@MaryKoCo You did the right thing.
RT @hammockmusic: Really proud of this. Our remix for @TSLChorus @aimeemann is out today. Heartbreaking beauty https://t.co/KJMl5ggitM http…
@bnacker @tedleo hey wait
@bnacker agree
@tedleo do not like
@tedleo too late, already did
@andylevy this is an important update.
@tedleo your #area
RT @tedleo: On 6/27, I'm guesting @JoesPub w/@MyHeart & @JoyceCarolOates. I'll have a new song responding to her story "Deceit" https://t.c
@joanlemay YAY!
@MaryKoCo omg an olb
@JoeSeiders @ACNewman oh GREAT.
@ACNewman terrible zone
@PhizLair @ftbnl @kayhanley @MetroChicago 😂😂😍😍😍
@TheRealTavie THANK you! We call it our "Godspell" song.
@calistair @SuperEgoRecords Probably not til next year. :(
@PhizLair @ftbnl @kayhanley @MetroChicago YES.
@jonwurster I told you, that was Gatorade, not anti-freeze. As far as you can prove.
@kevinseccia Ahahaha this is so funny that for once I'm not going to call you an #orb.
@danielralston ewwww
@erikpatterson @cstricklin Thank you, buddy! Also I'm pals with @ChrisWillman so I was mostly joking... 🤗
@ChrisWillman ahaha thank you!
@ChrisWillman I'M RIGHT HERE
@danielralston Come on...you can pull that off.
@danielralston I don't know, man...that's a pretty sweet look.
RT @Timodc: 🤔 https://t.co/0qyx0I2PSg
@Caissie That is PERFECT.
@calistair @SuperEgoRecords Thank you for doing this!
@tedleo @BklynEagle Omg Ted, not everything is about MAYO.
@Caissie that is adorable
@kevinseccia you've just described yourself perfectly #orb
@KarenKilgariff @Apey please invite me next time
@MaryKoCo @johnlevenstein @IdiotWriters he's clearly not going to share that cheese toast
@calistair Also the calling you "friend." Ewww!
@calistair Attention @SuperEgoRecords
@calistair SO CREEPY!!
@MaryKoCo @tedleo 🍰🍰🍰🍰
@tedleo please don't slay me
@jtkantor Maybe even two!
@MaryKoCo @kevinseccia @realDonaldTrump right? 🔥
@TheRJAbundo 😍
@maggieserota it just gets better and better
@johnlevenstein preparing for the Big Reveal I see.
@kevinseccia @realDonaldTrump He'd probably like your mustache, though.
RT @sannewman: The best illustration I've found for how I feel in social situations. https://t.co/L2o5M4txMy
@AlGiordano not hearing a pivot
@RheaButcher @dulcesloan @SamJayComic @katewillett @elizaskinner @alicewetterlund @aparnapkin @becca_oneal @saraschaefer1 True.
@tedleo @paulandstorm some kind of hobbet thing
@MindyFurano ilu ❤️❤️❤️
RT @kmicalgod: This dog ate an orange peel. Much regret. https://t.co/4N3HzJ4SXi
@maggieserota just like we make @danielralston wear one
@maggieserota NEED LAP TURKEY
RT @chrislhayes: I've now read this three times and it is such an astounding and morally urgent document. Please please read & share https:…
RT @danielralston: Weekend reading. https://t.co/XNMfUSDbSE
@crimsonjester @tedleo 😍🐒🌊
@johnroderick @bridgetown @steveagee @tedleo @_Brendonsmall @hotdogsladies YES YOU ARE
@TheRealTavie I have no problem with this.
@TheRealTavie what? This idea is FANTASTIC.
@johnlevenstein Might as well. Send pics.
@MaryKoCo you tweeted at me irl
@sadydoyle No, I'm flattered!
@sadydoyle 😳😳😳
@Teztheterrible Thank you so much!
@heathercorinna 😃
@cerveris @johnlevenstein It's a deal. I loved the show and I loved you!
@cerveris @johnlevenstein I hate to bug people backstage!
@mattzollerseitz @thetrichordist 😢😢😢😢
@RheaButcher @johnlevenstein @cerveris That sounds right.
@johnlevenstein @cerveris I loved this! Saw it twice!
@AlGiordano We middle-aged ex-Bostonites have to stick together!
@AlGiordano How does one double-fave a tweet?
@tedleo Ewwwwwwww!!!! #EnjoyTheGo
@susiewilkins :)
@blacksab67 Ahhh!- me just now, putting two and two together.
@ACNewman @tedleo Oh, Ted can do it all!
@ACNewman @tedleo oh my god 😳
@andylevy @danielralston @kevinseccia ahaha yes
@DAvallone @maggieserota OMG no
@danielralston I hope it's a dummy!
@danielralston dude
@ianholmes981 @DeedeeMagnoHall @whammybah 😃
@pattonoswalt I love her, and you.
@KarenKilgariff ❤️❤️❤️
RT @theBarboza: .@tedleo performs in two weeks! Saturday 6/4! Get tickets now: https://t.co/i6VPH0HVNI https://t.co/CHObLHcBNx
Please donate to this Kickstarter project to finish the late & great Scott Miller's album, I'm on it too! https://t.co/TLjoLmR84o
@TracyFortShow THANK you! ❤️
@tedleo @MaryKoCo so bewildered.
@MaryKoCo you hardly notice, honestly
@MaryKoCo if you eat them you turn into a giant spider-turtle combination creature
@MaryKoCo ilu
@MarkMacmanus77 @tedleo AGREE
RT @tedleo: Some tour dates: NYC Friday at @WesleyStace's #CabinetOfWonders, and a bunch of west coast stuff: https://t.co/cFWOXIbICT Songs…
RT @kickstarter: The final album from Scott Miller's Game Theory, w/@aimeemann, @remhq's Peter Buck & others: https://t.co/sggoKQcwI3 https…
@AlGiordano subscribed.
@danielralston How did I not fave this the first time around
RT @MaryKoCo: Our 1st webseries attempt- @bornferal, @aimeemann, @zandywithaz @MindyFurano and I have all lost weight since taping https://…
@TracyFortShow Sure!
@EdPlocher THANK you!
@EdPlocher 😂❤️
@hungry_redhead Working on it! Writer's in NY so it's hard to get together that often.
@robhatchmiller 😍
@andylevy @kevinseccia ADD UP CALORIES, COME ON
@DVSblast might have to be fur though
@andyvw I think we ended up covering it! Structure and form etc.
@MaryKoCo imum 👝
@tedleo ❤️
@johnmoe She was the absolute best.
@tedleo @JoshMalina @HrishiHirway @WestWingWeekly YES.
@PFTompkins 😂😂😂
@PFTompkins Going out at night in an old robe and tarnished crown. Who do they think they're fooling?
@PFTompkins Michael pointed out that he talks way more about the king side. Have doubts about time spent as poor man.
@PFTompkins I don't either. Life insurance? Financial planning? Self-lubricating catheters?
@PFTompkins We do not, but I am very aware of every sensitive and tortured intake of breath. #poor #king
@PFTompkins Although the guy who sings the "I've been a poor man and I've been a king" commercial is riiiiiight up there.
@PFTompkins A-GREE.
@PhizLair I feel like I know Homer intimately
@PhizLair need pics
@PhizLair baby you look so good
@wendysito @kellyoxford She's what I HOPE I look like.
@ShermanMovie "He was the worst, since Louis the 1st."
@ShermanMovie Louis XIV! Have never performed one. BIG Allan Sherman fan.
@JackQuipper Not me!
@joanlemay "No Shirt, Sherlock" @tedleo
@joanlemay @tedleo pretty sure this shirt is somewhere in my house
RT @crimmins: Plz RT this noble plea 4 femcentric rock op by brilliant @schooltree Thanks! @aimeemann @margaretcho @nekocase https://t.co/y
@LisaLoeb @oldtownschool ♥️♥️
@kevinseccia your shaped like a egg
@blacksab67 that was us
@meganamram 😂😂😂
@astro_tim It was so great to meet and talk to you today! Thank you!
@MaryKoCo @AndrewMichaan mommy likey
@NPRinvisibilia Thank you and yay!!
@TheRealTavie that is bananas
@TheRealTavie your name is the coolest
@connorratliff Thank you! That sounds fun!
@TheRealTavie @AdamMahoney7 @PFTompkins @Caissie 😂😍
@TheRealTavie @AdamMahoney7 @PFTompkins @Caissie this is why I love you
@paulandstorm @MJMcKean @mrdavehill What the hell, man.
@MJMcKean @mrdavehill I opened for Hall & Oates, Tom Petty, and Rick Springfield in the 80's. We got this, guys.
@danielralston IT'S COLD
@danielralston Look, I don't want to feel constricted.
@SuperEgoRecords @tedleo @johnmoe 😂😂😂
@jonathancoulton @tedleo @paulandstorm He can't hear you, man.
@tedleo @johnmoe The heat is on! The Depressive vs the Melancholic!
@johnmoe @Monices_Pieces Agree!
@johnmoe I better be featured prominently.
@GigsStLouis WRONG
RT @ApocalypseHow: 81% to making the comic! 3 hrs left! WE CAN DO IT AMERICA: https://t.co/gTIsy3I0zV
Hey, my pal @ApocalypseHow is doing a cool sci-fi comic book project, throw him a few bucks to fund it! https://t.co/1UpmFlHAHb
@DVSblast #crad 😂😂😂
@MaryKoCo literally in my recents 🐲
@TurboGrandma All questions lead to Isis carpet bombing. Women are people too, we found out!
@michaelianblack that fucking pepper story
@TheRealTavie @HamiltonMusical I'm so happy for you.
RT @scalzi: When @michaelianblack tweeted about this earlier, I thought it was fake. IT IS NOT: https://t.co/nUXdf7wUeK https://t.co/GNxTcl
RT @fbihop: Your career is based on saying "You're fired." https://t.co/RfQzjh6DLy
RT @nycsouthpaw: 1. I never touched her. I never met her. 2. This is crazy. The tape shows nothing. 3. The tape shows she was an assassin. …
@TheRealTavie Pretty much not in favor of any dude making comments about any woman's body. But a dad saying stuff is an extra layer of weird
@TheRealTavie Whoa.
@MaryKoCo @jakefogelnest @Randazzoj Ilu 🌚
@jakefogelnest @Randazzoj don't kid yourself, you'll be wide awake at 6:00
@Randazzoj @jakefogelnest Neither of us.
@paulandstorm @PFTompkins @tedleo @RheaButcher MAKE IT HAPPEN
@PFTompkins @tedleo @RheaButcher IN!!
@jakefogelnest You're not going to get me that easily, Jake.
@tedleo @blacksab67 😡😡😡
@TheRealTavie I'm so happy for you!!
@Caissie @johnlevenstein The shrill-hysterical-lying matrix.
@tedleo @Caissie @michaelianblack 😂😂😂😎
@michaelianblack @Caissie Caissie, we're hurting his eye-ears. We better stop.
@Caissie god, I hope so
@Caissie Jesus X Christ, I just can't with everyone.
RT @nytimes: Scientists warn of a dangerous climate shift within decades, not centuries https://t.co/PCMFMosRI6
@concertsSF Please stop linking to an old Christmas show. @SuperEgoRecords
@TheRealTavie @GaryTaxali You should be here!
@CynthiaDSweeney @wholeexpanse ❤️
RT @Flowerbooking_: Join @tedleo at the @ChiAthletic on Sun 3.27 for an afternoon of storytelling. Free w/ RSVP https://t.co/BY3lVIC9Cq htt…
@CynthiaDSweeney @wholeexpanse 😍
He said if he had a boxing name it would be 'Garry "Garry" Shandling.' He was a sweet & wildly neurotic guy. I really wish he wasn't gone.
I had some long lovely talks w/ Garry Shandling about boxing, & once he took me to his gym and let me beat up on him...
@EveryTweet_Ever I will reveal all on the NEXT time I do Midnight.
@TheRealTavie I'd believe it if it was Waze.
@highchairkings Yeah, just a couple-three shows...not a whole tour this time.
@stevenjwhite Duo!
@MaryKoCo 👝
@MaryKoCo @blacksab67 😂😂😂🎙
@MaryKoCo ilusm
Hiiii I just followed @mrdavehill because we are on @midnight tonight with @jonathancoulton & it is in my contract, so please watch!!
@SeanRobbins13 @mrdavehill 😃😃😃
RT @midnight: Tonight on @midnight, @jonathancoulton, @aimeemann, & @mrdavehill do impressions of themselves at parties. https://t.co/tsaIY
@wilw @jonathancoulton @midnight @mrdavehill Yes that is how.
Hi I am going to be on @midnight tonight with @mrdavehill and @jonathancoulton!! WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN??
RT @mrdavehill: I'm going to be on @midnight this Monday night with @aimeemann and @jonathancoulton. We are going to be better than Rush.
@MaryKoCo Ilu 👶🏼
@MaryKoCo approve.
@tomhensleyy @KayReindl It was a delightful exchange.
@Apey Yeah, we DO know what she means, more than SHE does. Very mad!
@Apey omg come ON
@andylevy @danielralston He's just so sad and falling apart and it's the best.
@danielralston it's one of my favorite records of all time
@hodgman hiiiiii and goodnight and you were great on NYSU!
@danielralston agree
@hodgman @TheSpoony 😳😳😳
@TheSpoony @hodgman I can picture it.
RT @NationalMemo: Stop telling women to smile. Just stop. https://t.co/H1Zv6mC4ac https://t.co/R4EtBbS5KZ
@garyonly 😃
@garyonly It's at old Town School of Folk.
RT @slackmistress: Every time a white dude says "Hillary isn't relatable" an Always Maxi-Pad gets its wings.
@kevinseccia you make it too easy for me sometimes #orb
@andylevy @Mobute @tedleo ahaha Casper but yes we will sue you 👻
@michaelianblack First, last, and only. #toots
@michaelianblack done!
@jonwurster YOU'RE a mid-level #juicer
@sarahbond22 Hiiii!
@vanessapeters @cadams_04 @Eric_Grubbs 😍
@morgan_murphy DM me
@MaryKoCo @AndyRichter COME ON HOW MUCH
@AndyKindler so much puffing and panting!
@johnlevenstein ok fine you can come rub your shingles on me
@johnlevenstein just by accident!
RT @ivan_hernandez: I'm proBernie but would vote Hillary as I am a one issue voter and that issue is not opening the seventh seal and usher…
RT @JoCoCruise: Couldn't tag everyone, but check out this awesome pic from Michael Bain from the last performance of the cruise! https://t.…
@UncleDynamite I think I have that!
@johnlevenstein I'm really proud of you for this important shingle work you're doing.
RT @nadasurf: you know who you are is out TODAY❗️ store: https://t.co/NE360KY3ml barsuk: https://t.co/sS9jsGiSy0 city slang: https://t.co/K
@MaryKoCo @nataliejmooney Ilu for knowing it though
@PhizLair @johnroderick @tedleo 😘😘😘
@tedleo TBC next year! #QuestForNerd-dom
@tedleo ME TOO
RT @gregorybrothers: "I gave MANY people their money back, because Trump University was a scam that I was hoping they wouldn't sue over."
@captainsdead I bug him about it all the time!
@pattonoswalt We would pay almost anything to watch a PPV of @BarackObama watching this debate. Cc: @rachelichtman @MPenn
@tedleo EWWWWW STOP!!
@MaryKoCo ilusm
RT @WesleyLowery: Trump has switched from "the blacks" to "the African Americans" GENERAL ELECTION PIVOT TO POLITICAL CORRECTNESS
RT @TurboGrandma: Chris Christie's ego is holding him at knifepoint while his ambition tea-bags him at a frat hazing
RT @TheSpoony: .@realDonaldTrump only has two speeds: batshit lunatic and boring business seminar snooze.
@jonwurster #SimpBlob
@TurboGrandma Ahahahahaha
@tedleo #simp
@jaketapper @washingtonpost oh my god
RT @KarenKilgariff: NEW TRUMP ENDORSEMENTS: my grammar school janitor w/ the dent in his forehead, a screaming mandrake root, melanoma, a g…
@Eduardo_Roza Yes!
@jakefogelnest Aw, you are nice!
@JoeHenryMusic You did a great job, buddy. 😍
@johnlevenstein 😂😂😂😂
@jefftiedrich Srsly
@emg456 @JoeHenryMusic produced; he's fantastic.
FYI, The Vinyl soundtrack is on Spotify: https://t.co/MOoA39sM20
@entylawyer 😍
RT @stereogum: Hear @AimeeMann cover The Carpenters' "Yesterday Once More" for @VinylHBO https://t.co/u60Fp4pzUN https://t.co/cgaxJtvzXh
I am singing a Carpenter's song on the next episode of Vinyl! https://t.co/yV3p7f6qDj
@MaryKoCo approve
@daveanthony that's not you
@johnmoe Just read about it. Holy shit.
@MaryKoCo NO
@blacksab67 I'm asleep right now
@blacksab67 we really should though
@harikondabolu I think the not taking outside money resonates with them.
@annetdonahue Please be precautios.
@annetdonahue I love this.
@annetdonahue LYE DOWN
@jakefogelnest @MPenn Maybe you could just take us out to dinner.
@blacksab67 SPOILER ALERT
@blacksab67 I'm with you, buddy! Those are your people!
@daveanthony @blacksab67 Now we're married.
@HellcowKeith 😂😂😂
@paulandstorm @bnacker Our finest moment!
RT @PFTompkins: COMEDY BANG BANG TOURS NORTH AMERICA! Aukerman! Lapkus! Campbell! ME! Ticket links coming SOON! #CBBTour2016 https://t.co/6
@tedleo @hallmarkchannel IN.
@TheRealTavie WORD.
@shwa25 @tedleo @toddrundgren Could easily happen, one of the greatest records ever.
@kevinseccia @TurboGrandma mind blown
@PFTompkins @daveanthony @tedleo PAUL.
@daveanthony @PFTompkins @tedleo No, that's ok, I can just insult myself and cut out the middleman.
RT @AndyRichter: "You can't trust the media!" – a person on TV
@PFTompkins @tedleo WE LIKE YOU!
@PFTompkins @tedleo I love this so much.
@PFTompkins @earwolf @tedleo "Too many stammers!!"
RT @PFTompkins: Before the pilot to “Musical; Theatre” is released by @Earwolf, here’s an ep from 2014: https://t.co/vU9Ijyx9Gq w/@aimeeman…
@RobynHitchcock Jeez, pal.
@kris_keyser @Sonicbids probably a lot more to the rest of this sentence
RT @jamieabrew: please try this recipe i made using a predictive text imitator and The American Woman's Cook Book (1938) https://t.co/X0NgV
@paulandstorm @PFTompkins Agree.🍸
@paulandstorm @PFTompkins I'm at least as good as that garbage in the art gallery.
@joanlemay @PFTompkins @Caissie @TheRealTavie 😍😍😍
@Caissie @PFTompkins @TheRealTavie And so you shall have one!
@PFTompkins I just painted a picture of you asleep, so.
@PFTompkins @TheRealTavie @Caissie That's my specialty!
@PFTompkins @Caissie @TheRealTavie https://t.co/cF1l7ifIoV
@TheRealTavie @PFTompkins @Caissie One is on Instagram!
@PFTompkins @Caissie @TheRealTavie One hangs on my wall!
@Caissie @TheRealTavie It might happen, someday? Ok fine I'LL GET TO WORK. You just want all the @PFTompkins portraits anyway.
RT @MattOswaltVA: "Jeb Bush's 'please clap' moment was the saddest portrait of a man I ever saw", Matt tweeted while walking home from CVS …
@MattOswaltVA ...to a room infused with the distant sounds of "Guitar Man" being played on a ukulele.
@TheRealTavie That is very nice of you!! 😍😘
I have a painting in this FreshStART art show 2/6 that benefits after-school art programs! Tickets & info here: https://t.co/lsxw7RjzjA
@MaryKoCo @m_proksch need to fave this twice
@m_proksch @MaryKoCo I egret ever saying anything.
@m_proksch @MaryKoCo YES.
@MaryKoCo you're not talon the truth
@MaryKoCo Owl bet you're still awake.
@tedleo sand worm
@konilsson true
@joanlemay Aw, you are a Nice!😍
@joanlemay This is so awesome.
@paulnivin @eltortan Thanks for the info, I deleted the link...
@eltortan @concertsSF Seems insanely high...investigating. Also set list is wildly wrong!
@emilyprocter Please tell @paulie_be to put on some pants.
RT @concertsSF: Tix are slipping away! @aimeemann in Berkeley on Apr 24. Hurry up! https://t.co/ehZ7OaYOEZ https://t.co/cr1rrDnwXZ
Just got a text from @MaryKoCo that was just "👝<--what's inside? Only more questions."
@MaryKoCo @morgan_murphy 😂😂😂
@tedleo @MaryKoCo @morgan_murphy YOU WOULDN'T DARE
@MaryKoCo @morgan_murphy just disappointed you didn't say you like your men like you like your coffee, with two pumps
@morgan_murphy @MaryKoCo I'm refined
@MaryKoCo ew Mary
RT @annetdonahue: Ben Carson always sounds like he's re-telling the plot of a movie that the two of you just saw together. #GOPDebate
@MikeDrucker "He would never work again" omg.
@tedleo @difficultppl 🔮🎩🐰♣️🚫🍸
@hobotox Working on a new record now for later this year, hopefully!
RT @tedleo: Honored to be joining Thee Mighty @bobmould this spring. He's the only guy who ever yelled at me to turn my amp UP. https://t.c
@MattOswaltVA Can't wait for tonight's rendition of "Don't Fear The Reaper."
RT @lauraolin: Alternatives to Resting Bitch Face: Thanks So Much For Your Unsolicited Advice Face I Would Prefer Not to Face https://t…
@leannrimes 😃😃😃
@Molly_Kats @AndyRichter @KarenKilgariff DISGRACEFUL.
@AndyRichter @KarenKilgariff I stand with Karen on this important issue. #FilthPanda
@blacksab67 @KarenKilgariff I'm sorry, but that panda is #filthy.
@KarenKilgariff Right??
@real_hailey 😘
RT @seancwatkins: Hey guess what I have a new record coming out March 18th!Thanks @RollingStone! Here's the title track and some info! http…
@UncleDynamite It does! As long as I don't look at them.
@blacksab67 not sure you even need that joint
@pattonoswalt "government agencies"="stuffed animals"
@johnlevenstein @MaryKoCo @zandywithaz maybe if it said 🐴
@MaryKoCo @zandywithaz 😡👙
@MaryKoCo @zandywithaz that is totes yr underwear #style
@ForceMazuer Ahaha the forty minute eggs!
@ForceMazuer I hear that.
RT @daveanthony: Trump is so close to just responding with fart noises. #GOPDebate
@danielralston I would have done it for $13, 000.
This is a very funny thing by a pal of mine! https://t.co/lRjjeXIgfk
@danielralston @amezilla 😊
@Lin_Manuel @jonathancoulton This exchange makes me happy! 😃😃😃
RT @annetdonahue: Rubio walking around, trying to mingle, asking everyone if they're all going to Applebee's after this. #SOTU
@TheSpoony @robhatchmiller Jesus, right?
RT @esquire: David Bowie: What I've Learned https://t.co/YQ7VLhmFxJ #RIPDavidBowie https://t.co/LZI5m1pPZq
@harper Or sometimes Trimp, please.
@robhatchmiller 😂😂😂
@robhatchmiller why would you do that to the Goose
@Lin_Manuel ❤️❤️❤️
@daveanthony I have never felt so loved. 🐱❤️😂
@JannaSyverson We could go on like this forever.
@JannaSyverson Yeah!
@blacksab67 @MPenn Maybe we should all watch it again. I bet something magical happens!
@BoobsRadley ❤️❤️❤️
RT @BoobsRadley: Well, my friends, this was a toughie. Thanks for reading. https://t.co/bKjFYfcl19
RT @nytimes: He was stabbed in the neck and lived to tell the tale https://t.co/EqZgGhzzpY https://t.co/iHkJLolXyL
@johnlevenstein @rachelichtman We've been discussing and totally agree. #AllRegrets
RT @TheRachelFisher: You don't know Bill Cosby, but you do know a woman who has been victimized. She just hasn't told you because you would…
@KaraMcGuirk @HiddenBrain @NPRinvisibilia @tedleo @NPR 😃😃😃
RT @CassSunstein: The political incorrectness racket. https://t.co/v6v43HZ14C
RT @LincolnCenter: WATCH: @bobdylan's Highway 61 Revisited covered by @WatkinsFamHour @Shawn_Colvin @PokeyLaFarge @aimeemann & @tedleo. htt…
@mota_anateresa I wish for this too! @tedleo
RT @OnePerfectShot: One of the truly great cinematographers of our time, Haskell Wexler, has passed away at 93. He will be missed. https://…
@kevinseccia #Blobbu
@drewodoherty about time
@kevinseccia ughhhh
@MaryKoCo 😂😂😂📝
@theleanover @MaryKoCo i say any cookie
@MaryKoCo yes
@MaryKoCo @MPenn 😊😊😊
@annetdonahue YES I TOLD YOU RUN
@tedleo "Nine-fingered hobbit" is exactly how I describe you, too!
@PhizLair @jamieoliver @tedleo Omg this looks so good
@daveanthony I always knew you were a nice, kind-hearted person, way down inside.
@daveanthony I 100% want that.
RT @tedleo: Give yr fam the gift of more reasons 2 wonder what the F is wrong w/U this Xmas by + The Both 2 yr holiday playlist! https://t.…
@TheRealTavie Oh boy
@johnroderick pics please
@UncleDynamite ewwww
@joanlemay Approve.
@HerculesWilbury 😃😃😃
@MaryKoCo ilusm
@tedleo YEAH! GET #FROSTY!
@tedleo Me toooooooooo!! @PhizLair
@TheRealTavie @tedleo @jonathancoulton @johnroderick @PhizLair Yes. 😊
@tedleo @jonathancoulton @johnroderick @PhizLair HIIIIII YOU GUYS
@PhizLair You and me both, girlfriend.
@PFTompkins @jonathancoulton @PhizLair @tedleo WE NEED THE MAGIC OF YOUR TOP HAT
@JaimeMeisler @tedleo IT TAKES FOREVER
@jonathancoulton @PhizLair @tedleo Your sarcasm is not appreciated. 😡
@andylevy @tedleo @johnroderick @PhizLair I was so glad to see you there! Xo
@ReelQuinn @tedleo 😘😘😘
@TheRealTavie @tedleo 😍😍😍
RT @TownHallNYC: Join @aimeemann & @tedleo on 12/10 for their Christmas show. Tickets available now. https://t.co/h1GDvClXMO
RT @amyschumer: CALL 1-866-579-8015 to connect to your US Representative and demand they "sign on the line" to support a vote on Brady back…
@_frank_murphy_ @tedleo @PhizLair @jonathancoulton @johnroderick We should! It's @jonathancoulton's arrangement, so good!
@johnroderick hi buddy
@aldentanaka @tedleo pretty sure there are!
@UncleDynamite ☺️
Very excited about tonight's Christmas show at Bimbo's w/ @tedleo & @PhizLair & @jonathancoulton & @johnroderick & John Doe SEE YOU THERE!
RT @DannyZuker: I can't say "Fuck" on ABC and my 1st amendment survived. Think my 2nd amendment could survive having to reload after 6 shot…
@tedleo @MaryKoCo omg 😳
@AndyKindler @CJ_Mealey @MaryKoCo @SarahThyre everything's a yolk to you isn't it
@MaryKoCo yr an eggsalant frend
@MaryKoCo 😂😂😂
@MaryKoCo all yr tweet versions are gold
@bnacker @SaraWatkins @steveagee @johnroderick @tedleo @LargoLosAngeles BEN WAS ALSO MISSED
@UncleDynamite @tedleo @PhizLair We'll miss you, Uncle!
@ChrisWillman @tedleo @LargoLosAngeles Aw thank you so much, Chris! 😍
@larryfire It's a Christmas song by Status Quo!
@conniechirps @SuperEgoRecords
@zandywithaz @Adam_Newman @MaryKoCo @MindyFurano he's just talon it like it is
@PhizLair Uh oh
@MaryKoCo just like the pilgrims!
@richsommer @mikepriceinla Wow. I love this.
@ACNewman @david_rees ☺️
@ACNewman @david_rees I have never been so proud and also embarrassed. I don't know if I can bring myself to watch it!
@david_rees 😁😁😁
@paulandstorm @TVGuide Not the grad school part; I am a Dumb.
Awwwww!! I loved him and AMC! https://t.co/vWlJnf4TyZ
@paulandstorm @TVGuide Buddy, I am right there with you.
@andylevy @kevinseccia it will be.
@paulandstorm No come on, it's a classic and also super creepy
@scalzi @david_rees yes yes
Watch me punch @david_rees! https://t.co/RNMvnrT2sE
@david_rees @ESQTV So proud to be involved in this.
@caraallieray @MaryKoCo @gudetama_sanrio just looked up natto. Seems p big.
@MaryKoCo @gudetama_sanrio omg or seeds?? I AM TORN
RT @WeinbergCenter: .@bcollinspoetry & @aimeemann take the stage for an evening of poetry, conversation, & acoustic music tonight @ 7pm! ht…
@tedleo @JamilSmith @BKcolin Jesus.
@heyjimhill Thank YOU!
@jtkantor @bcollinspoetry @paulie_be Thank YOU, I'm glad you were there!
@danielralston You mean Rushmore, that movie by that new director Wes Anderson?
@KayReindl @tomhensleyy @mckaycoppins Don't forget hubris, judgement, and grandiosity!
@tedleo @cgerrish SORRY I CALLED YOU "TRD."
@tedleo @cgerrish Trd makes a lot of demanding, complex #turns.
@UncleDynamite Uncle.
@tedleo @paulandstorm @jonathancoulton @PhizLair YOU ARE THE FROWNY PRESENT
@Tony_Vuko I will alert @SuperEgoRecords !
@becauseimjewish RIGHT??
RT @rachelichtman: The Sunset Strip! Zappa! Feathers! Episode 2 of doc series SOMETHING COOL: The GTOs now up at @howlfm! promo: COOL http…
@gogalucky Sure, Happy Birthday to you, @biblibio!
@PFTompkins @johnmoe @Gawker AGAIN??
@DrRHuxtable no time soon, sadly. Making another record right as we speak.
RT @WSJspeakeasy: Emitt Rhodes teams up with @aimeemann and Jon Brion for his first new song in over 40 years: https://t.co/xM0XMTL6Rx http…
@DrRHuxtable Not bad! You?
@TheRealTavie this sounds awesome
@kevinseccia thank god
@TheRealTavie I second that and add @tedleo into the mix! #ohmyclobclub
@MaryKoCo @gudetama_sanrio Me rn for sure
@MaryKoCo decided you are the only one who is going to get the Twitter Heart from this day forward.
@drewodoherty @tedleo @jodify NO THIS HAS BEEN DISCUSSED
@jonwurster @rachelichtman You like his pant-removal style.
"The scariest scene in Rosemary's Baby is when she says 'Let's make love.'"--@rachelichtman
@andylevy @kevinseccia he still hasn't
@andylevy @kevinseccia 😂😂😍
@kevinseccia ahahaha you blob
@kevinseccia maybe you could get Christo to help you with a costume #orb
RT @davidoreilly: https://t.co/4ahFzV4Fp8
@MaryKoCo "inconvenient serving size" ahahahah
@SeanRobbins13 I care!
@tedleo @blacksab67 oh my clob
RT @HereAreTheNews: Who won the debate? Our ranks: Mario Rubadoo The Oblivious One Hair Man Sad Dog Domald Crumpet Carla Computer Some Racc…
@UncleDynamite 😡😡😡
RT @rachelichtman: Hey! @__SomethingCool Episode One: Bobbie Gentry premieres on @howlfm TODAY! Use code COOL for 1 month free! https://t.c
@UncleDynamite 😡
RT @rachelichtman: The premiere episode of new audio doc series SOMETHING COOL comes to @howlfm this Monday, Oct 26th! #BobbieGentry https:…
@kevinseccia You would just eat it first time around.
@paulandstorm Awwwww I want to be there!
@UncleDynamite 😂😂😂
@UncleDynamite Yeah, this is right up my alley. So weird I never heard about him.
@UncleDynamite This is great, thank you!
@UncleDynamite @tedleo @PhizLair Yes sir! I hope you can come see!
@MaryKoCo A paper cup.
RT @thebirchmere: Mon/Tue Dec. 14&15 LIZ PHAIR @PhizLair added as special guest to The @aimeemann & @tedleo Christmas show! Tickets at http…
RT @DJRotaryRachel: Lincoln Chafee looks like he would be startled into urination by the MGM lion.
@tedleo Oh my clob
@JamesUrbaniak 😂😂😂
@MaryKoCo @slack2thefuture @tedleo EVERYTHING.
@kevinseccia 1. Jack Cassidy
@tedleo 😳
@MaryKoCo that's a baaaaaaad idea, Mary
@kevinseccia UNFOLLOW
@SarahThyre @KarenKilgariff oh my god
@KarenKilgariff we've been through enough
@KarenKilgariff don't take that chance
@paulandstorm @tedleo @adjectivefriend OH MY GOD
@tedleo @adjectivefriend like this guy http://t.co/56XuoW6DtK
@tedleo @adjectivefriend ooooooh!!
RT @tedleo: SAT.! @BellHouseNY: TWO @ThrillingAdv #BEYONDBELIEF shows! I am #MusicalGuest. IF NOT THERE: @PFTompkins new @ComedyCentral spe…
@tedleo @adjectivefriend like one of those giant moths with a face on it
RT @hodgman: Set your alarms and DVRs for @PFTompkins's new special CRYING AND DRIVING: SAT at 11 on @comedycentral, and then RT SO THE WHO…
@jennycatmusic @tedleo this isn't terrifying at all
@UncleDynamite They find me.
@tedleo would a bird save a nut
@tedleo hai
RT @jonathancoulton: Hey hey! My new LEGO Dimensions Portal song is now on iTunes: http://t.co/SpwRGAkBVj
@TheRealTavie Ok.
@jonathancoulton Thinking. Have another glass.
@jonwurster Also your average lovemaking time.
RT @jonathancoulton: Oh hey look, I wrote a new Portal song for LEGO Dimensions: http://t.co/krCxLvkJvQ
@jonathancoulton agree
RT @ScenicMike: @aimeemann Aimee, please retweet this link for me. My brother has cancer and I am trying to help him. Thank you. https://t.…
RT @UnionTransfer: *On Sale Now* The @aimeemann & @tedleo Christmas Show with @jonathancoulton & special guests http://t.co/RzMjvmgavG http…
@tedleo I knew that
@AndyRichter RUN!!!!
@MaryKoCo @DJRotaryRachel 🔦
@MaryKoCo @DJRotaryRachel you're very welcome mary
@blacksab67 @MaryKoCo boooooo!
@MaryKoCo you really listen to what I'm talon you
@MaryKoCo @teamdanjones omg yes
@KyleReadsComics @joekeatinge @leiladelduca Oh my god!!
@MaryKoCo It really is. So many levels. 🐱🐹
@kevinseccia agree, also you're fat
@BethMansfield yes, we're coming back!
@JenVesp @tedleo @tedleo LOVE this!
@WallyWackiman @tedleo Thanks, pal!
@MaryKoCo agree
@UncleDynamite @tedleo Love it love it love it
@MaryKoCo having canned oysters
@ByronTau @ConanOBrien @tedleo DAMN IT
@jennycatmusic very good cat
@MaryKoCo ew mary no
@joanlemay @kat_is_radical @NekoCase @BernieSanders BERNIE OMG
@mrdannybland omg
@paulandstorm YAY!
@morgan_murphy 😘😘😘
@joanlemay @NekoCase @kat_is_radical WE ARE LEGION
@TheRealTavie 😍
@tedleo You make me blush with saying nice things!! Thank you, my friend! 😍
@imnatecorddry @NekoCase DM me your ideas for this year's victim!
@jtkantor @M4HMOOD @tedleo 😃😃😃
@joanlemay @DJRotaryRachel damn it we forgot to buy the cups. Basically the plan was for some attractive yet unbreakable tumblers.
"Let's get drunk and order some cups online tonight" is a thing @DJRotaryRachel just said to me.
@michaelianblack YOU PIPE DOWN
John Hodgman is smart & says good things http://t.co/S6CfcstMqL
@paulandstorm @tedleo @ddoorroo OH MY CLOB 😳
@julieklausner @TheSpoony @tedleo can't believe you fell for his manipulative kangaroo-flattery.
@tedleo @ddoorroo this is so #you
@TheSpoony @tedleo @julieklausner #TEAMROO
@daveanthony Hey, I liked it.
@joanlemay @saraschaefer1 omg "I understood its hootings" is the best sentence
@MaryKoCo @MindyFurano @JeremyArambulo put it down mary it's dirty
@UncleDynamite @callmeluckyfilm @crimmins Agree! #DoubleHug
@UncleDynamite @callmeluckyfilm So devastating and important.
@julieklausner Coming over to stare into your eyes, get ready. 👀
@bnacker Come on over!
@bnacker But then I'd have to sit in the Apple store with you.
YOU MUST SEE THIS https://t.co/EkpN9DaPgX
@MPenn @crimmins @morgan_murphy I can't keep my eyeszzzzzzzz
@crimmins @morgan_murphy Yay, Morgan is here!
@crimmins @momaura dude, thank you for being awesome in about seven different ways.
@crimmins ❤️
RT @AndyKindler: .@realDonaldTrump promises to round up all the "illegals" in a humane way. This isn't your father's Hitler!
@MaryKoCo @tedleo YES 😂😂😂
@MaryKoCo @tedleo those were ALLERGIES, Mary
@tedleo @MaryKoCo IT'S NOT A CONTEST, TED
GO SEE HER https://t.co/l833rRQZKX
@MaryKoCo that's an exact picture
@MaryKoCo 😂😂😂🍳🕗
@MaryKoCo Considering calling a "frying pan" a "fry pan," pls advise
@LOLGOP @briankoppelman 😍
@RheaButcher the only thing I ever want in life is to have those birds perch on my hand & let me escort them to freedom.
@RheaButcher 😥🐦
RT @pitchfork: Watch @aimeemann and @tedleo perform a song supporting @LincolnChafee on @ConanOBrien http://t.co/LbAF22RpJO http://t.co/ZNe
RT @TeamCoco: #Conan drafts @AimeeMann & @TedLeo to get presidential hopeful @LincolnChafee to 1%: http://t.co/YPTTLAZfU0 http://t.co/ai4GY9LTmK
RT @TeamCoco: NOW on #CONAN: @AimeeMann & @TedLeo are rocking an all-new @LincolnChafee campaign song.
@Molly_Kats @MaryKoCo It's well known, all over the internet actually 🎽
@maggieserota #pamper
@JonPeake @disappointBob 😎
RT @briankoppelman: Yeah, that's @aimeemann, on The Moment! http://t.co/F5oL3FpBrt. Listen and subscribe! http://t.co/4TTpd8Z1hi
@paulandstorm @tedleo @grannywinkle thank you so much for this guy
@blacksab67 @tedleo I blew it!
RT @sonicunyon: TOMORROW NIGHT @TheModClub has #HamOnt's @terralightfoot w/@aimeemann & @tedleo! Tickets $20.15 +sc w/pswd TERRA http://t.c
@kevinseccia EWWWWW
RT @buffablog: Tonight The Both (@aimeemann and @tedleo) play the @TralfBuffalo w/ support from @Fam_Johnson. Now w/ correct link http://t.…
@ACNewman @tedleo Why did you arrange it that way, so dumb.
@jonathancoulton @tedleo @jodify @xconnor I don't think I was even nodding.
RT @TralfBuffalo: THE BOTH... a collab of @aimeemann & @tedleo hits #Buffalo on Fri Aug 14 with a show at @TralfBuffalo. Tix and info - htt…
@tedleo @jodify @jonathancoulton @xconnor Oh yes indeed, you did.
RT @kevinseccia: Hey! Non-Joke Tweet! Help out a great kid trying to make it as a fighter. Don't let his dream die like yours did! http://t…
RT @tedleo: #BUFFALO #TORONTO #ELORA: these are literally the LAST Both shows currently on the books. Please join us! http://t.co/gcdMIVX45b
@andylevy What? No. It's not your birthday.
@chillygonzales @TheRealTavie Ooooh is RIGHT!
@TheRealTavie Chilly Gonzales. So beautiful.
@jefftiedrich @tedleo @WatkinsFamHour In.
@MaryKoCo @DJRotaryRachel @jakefogelnest OMG WHY WAS I NOT THERE G-D IT
@tedleo @WatkinsFamHour Yeah, come on!
RT @LincolnCenter: If you missed @WatkinsFamHour @JustinTEarle @PokeyLaFarge @Shawn_Colvin @aimeemann & @tedleo, watch here today only! htt…
@tedleo @SaraWatkins 😂😂😂
RT @tedleo: Brief bit of @aimeemann & me at Lincoln Center tonight w/@WatkinsFamHour, #FionaApple #AlKooper, #ShawnColvin et al: http://t.c
RT @CassSunstein: Excited to hear @aimeemann and @tedleo playing Bob Dylan at Lincoln Center tonite. #QueenJaneMoreOrLess
@bethshax @briankoppelman ❤️
RT @tedleo: The @WatkinsFamHour's pulled together an incredible band for tomorrow, & I'm psyched that @aimeemann & I get to play a couple o…
@briankoppelman @JasonIsbell So very possible!
RT @Do416: The Both (@aimeemann & @tedleo) are playing @TheModClub Aug. 15 and were giving you the chance to WIN TIX! http://t.co/1yuw7lchU6
RT @tedleo: I've watched @danielralston develop this project over the last year. This is straight thievery. https://t.co/HtswdZXGtJ
RT @danielralston: Ok-I'm actively looking for a subletter for my place. Wburg/Bed Stuy border. Furnished. 2-bedroom. A v good deal. RT! http://t.co/V0FfyGOKEH
@UncleDynamite @lakebell 👍🏻
@thelindywest 😂😂😂⚡️
@tedleo @paulandstorm @jonathancoulton Oh we're on it.
@jakefogelnest on the fence here
@tedleo @jakefogelnest stay out of this ted he needs to be told
@jakefogelnest sorry jake your wrong about this one
RT @nowtorontopromo: #RETWEET to WIN a pair of tickets to see The Both ft. @aimeemann & @tedleo on Aug 15 at @TheModClub @LiveNation http:/…
@kevinseccia @tedleo DAMN YOU, SECCIA
@tedleo oh my clob
@paulandstorm @tedleo This is Ted's exact backstage #expression.
RT @celebrityseries: Tix on sale for @bcollinspoetry + @aimeemann performing poetry +music on Nov 1 at @harvardarts http://t.co/uSVHOT4GvV
@TheRealTavie Word up.
RT @difficultppl: They've got the will, but not the grace. Watch the series premiere of #DifficultPeople August 5th, only on #hulu. https:/…
@konilsson how did you know I just made a praying mantis joke god damn it
@KarenKilgariff Forgiveness, Karen.
@MaryKoCo ahahahah💇🏻
@MaryKoCo Great gig last night, Mary🚶🏻🎷
RT @teddybIess: my dad: hey why is there a dent in the car me: the reason is tampons dad: ok well that checks out got 2 go goodbye now
RT @TSLChorus: Listen to our powerful song Easy to Die by @aimeemann and learn about the meaning behind it on @Studio360show. http://t.co/6
@TheRealTavie @ladystardust25 😘
@tedleo @MaryKoCo #pimento punz!!
@MaryKoCo I've pimento talk to you about that.
@MaryKoCo olive how mad you just got
@paulandstorm Classic @bnacker
@MaryKoCo Got some olives & sang "Olives the money" to the tune of "We're in the money" & that's how I pay tribute to you Mary in yr absence
@paulandstorm It is fermenting what the hell is going on over there
@tedleo @paulandstorm @Harpers 😡😡😡🐴🔪🔫
@paulandstorm @Harpers @tedleo VERY MAD 😡😡😡
RT @johnroderick: Hope this is recognized as the definitive version, going forward: The Both and John Roderick perform “Voices Carry” https…
RT @DJRotaryRachel: Wow. Had no idea. http://t.co/jAGVtMnWiU
@paulandstorm @tedleo adorbs
RT @stgpresents: .@aimeemann + @tedleo = The Both - tonight at @thecrocodile! 9pm. Sick Sad World opens. http://t.co/mavUfBp4Yl // https://…
@TheRealTavie @tedleo ate a fry
@MaryKoCo 😘👚🎲
@MaryKoCo 😂😂😘
@paulandstorm Nerdiest tweet of all time.
RT @wolfpupy: looks like it is going to be smooth sailing from now on for me and some eggs i have put all into one basket
@RogerMcGuinn @aidanrad It was one of the high points of my career to have you on my record, thank you! ❤️
@MaryKoCo miss u
@danielralston DM me
@timheidecker @ericwareheim @amazon 👍🏻😃
YES! My pals @timheidecker & @ericwareheim have a book out that is very dumb & great & about cults & covens & stuff! http://t.co/DFtOpoC0TF
@tedleo hai.
@MaryKoCo will never tire of these
@MaryKoCo 😞
RT @tedleo: SEATTLE! One week from tomorrow, myself & @aimeemann play the Crocodile. Please come support power trio rock! http://t.co/H5wYM
@MaryKoCo ahaha the horse n' coffee 😂
@MaryKoCo mary help i drank coffee
@tedleo @RheaButcher Sign me up.
@jonwurster it was very flimsy
@jonwurster you're bags are not hefty
@tedleo @MarthaDIY I hear things.
@tedleo @MarthaDIY 😂😂😂
@SullyWins @tedleo Absolutely!
@MaryKoCo that seems impossible 🐴🌽👛
@paulandstorm @bnacker Never forget.
@bnacker Thank you for ordering for me, it was spot on.
@bnacker dinner is going to be great
@bnacker you know I'm right
@bnacker you are never allowed to criticize me about anything after this
@andylevy @daveanthony it was a good burn
@MaryKoCo 😂😂😂😘
@andylevy @daveanthony don't burn dave we're friends now
@MaryKoCo same
@daveanthony You standing up for the Eagles has cemented our love.
@TheRealTavie It is SO GOOD!
@daveanthony @blacksab67 Exactly.
@blacksab67 @daveanthony You are also wrong.
@daveanthony you're wrong
@tedleo bird ate corn
@tedleo will a bird eat a nut
@JaimeMeisler Nope!
@danielralston Might be too big for you.
@briankoppelman ❤️
@MaryKoCo @andylevy @zandywithaz @tedleo @Cryptoterra @BAKKOOONN @blacksab67 ilusm
@andylevy @zandywithaz @tedleo @Cryptoterra @MaryKoCo @BAKKOOONN @blacksab67 No, Andy. #noandy
RT @ihltv: CONNECTICUT! Tune in 2night to the premiere of #IHLTV 's "Women of Song" @CPTVOnline featuring @aimeemann @toriamos ! http://t.c
@MaryKoCo @zandywithaz @BAKKOOONN @andylevy @tedleo @blacksab67 Totally exact same.
RT @LostCatDog: Missed connections: I was the guy in the Subaru listening to NPR; You were the river I briefly considered driving into.
@MaryKoCo Same
@vanessabayer Hi it was so nice to see you the other day, really cheered me up! Xo
@paulandstorm Tell @tedleo that.
RT @ACNewman: I have a PhD from a super famous university. I'm an expert in your field. I was on your side until recently. I am a troll. Th…
@tedleo Finally someone has the courage to speak up.
@MaryKoCo Your voice is very sophisticated. Mary.
RT @billyeichner: Watch the first trailer for my new series DIFFICULT PEOPLE on @hulu! With @julieklausner, produced by Amy Poehler! http:/…
RT @mattzollerseitz: Checklist for anybody thinking of including a rape scene in TV/film http://t.co/tGIcs4zhLG (cc @laura_hudson)
@blacksab67 Too tired to look for parking.
@tedleo @debenham The faux lady part is PERFECT for Teddy. #boa
@debenham @tedleo I am fully #down.
@andylevy @MaryKoCo omg andy no #noandy
@bnacker @MaryKoCo so jealous
@andylevy @MaryKoCo WRONG 😡
@JuddApatow You were great on Real Time and THANK you for all the Cosby stuff.
@itsmikerock @BabyAnimalPics Oh my god
@MaryKoCo 😂😂🐦
@itsmikerock @BabyAnimalPics Owl let you know!
@MaryKoCo look at my last RT
@itsmikerock @BabyAnimalPics Let's make it happen.
@MaryKoCo Mary.
RT @BabyAnimalPics: Don't say anything just rt http://t.co/smzoYfx2DF
@TheSpoony @tedleo @jonathancoulton @paulandstorm Your #loin is toothless and #caged.
@TheSpoony @tedleo @jonathancoulton @paulandstorm EW STOP SAYING #LOIN
@olesonjr You don't need permission!
@tedleo @jonathancoulton @paulandstorm I'm in. #SwordBelt
@TorreCatalano you watched me not work out so we're even!
@paulandstorm @tedleo YES!!
@MaryKoCo because now @DJRotaryRachel is going to get mad at us?
@MaryKoCo it was a lot of "omg of all the people on twitter she is the funniest"
Thinking about @MaryKoCo and also reading her old tweets and also talked about her today.
RT @tedleo: This is a good long read about a good smart guy running for office in Seattle. https://t.co/qR6eNjugeq
@tedleo 🚶🏻
@taylorswift13 God bless you. 😘
@MaryKoCo In.
@nickkroll @_Brendonsmall @LargoLosAngeles ❤️
@danielralston 😊
@danielralston OMG THANK YOU
RT @LincolnCenter: .@Shawn_Colvin @RodneyJCrowell @PokeyLaFarge @aimeemann & @tedleo join free "Highway 61 Revisited" concert Aug. 8! http:…
@JamesGRickards THANK YOU!
@jonwurster going to kick you with my boot just for this remark
@stephaniedrury @DAWncerny I have no problem with this scenario.
RT @ColinHanks: Good lord I cannot wait for this: https://t.co/byvnRuazQF
@andylevy @tedleo @danielralston @tedleo @kevinseccia @MaryKoCo
@stephaniedrury @DAWncerny I live for Sassy and hummus.
@MaryKoCo 😂😂😂🍟
@MaryKoCo Canola imagine what you're going through.
@AndyRichter @SarahThyre Loving your guys' #ToiletTweets
@MaryKoCo it's oilways a good time to talk to you, Mary
@johnroderick @TSLChorus I'm getting it.
@MaryKoCo @DJRotaryRachel @zandywithaz that sounds very exciting Mary
@TVsAndyDaly I am dying for this to be true.
@MaryKoCo @tedleo 😂😂😂
@tedleo @MaryKoCo You have a nerve castigating me for #stril when you just coined #guitego.
@MaryKoCo flaring my #strils
RT @DJRotaryRachel: My sister still hasn't made the connection between calling me at 6am and the box of slide whistles that arrives for her…
RT @DJRotaryRachel: *whispers* Wake up, Kyle. http://t.co/q5RhbyN4SQ
RT @bridger_w: It is extremely important we get the word out that nuts are basically wooden berries
RT @benleemusic: The @TSLChorus album I produced is streaming over at @WSJ today! http://t.co/kc10oETbwm cc @GregKurstin @ACNewman @aimeema…
@tedleo @ZionHilliker I agree completely, wow! And yay!
@dominiceliseo Someday, I hope! No plans though, sadly.
RT @PFTompkins: O Rejoice! A new @SPONTANEANATION! @aimeemann @ColleenSmi @MichaelOosterom @TedGMichaels! http://t.co/KMhz5ACKdC http://t.…
RT @DJRotaryRachel: A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and then walk back out because Journey is on the jukebox and they just can't with …
@DJRotaryRachel 😂😂😂
@ElvisCostello I absolutely loved the mash-up. You are a dear and I love you.
@blacksab67 pot meet kettle
This thrills me beyond belief, @ElvisCostello playing "Fall of the World's Own Optimist" https://t.co/ch5X1SqViU
@andylevy @morgan_murphy THANK YOU
@paulandstorm @tedleo @RheaButcher @harikondabolu FINE ME TOO I GUESS
@harikondabolu @tedleo ❤️
@TheRealTavie @CGCassimus Same but one.
RT @KarenKilgariff: you call it the Irish Goodbye, I call it the I Never Wanted To Be Here In The First Place See You In Hell
@mountain_goats I promise to bring my B game. Possibly B-.
@tedleo @mountain_goats 😡😡😡
@paulandstorm @johnmoe @PFTompkins @mountain_goats You who have discovered my secrets have now set the curse in motion.
RT @MPenn: Hey, guess what...I'm playing a gig. Happy to be joining @JuddApatow for his @LargoLosAngeles show this Wednesday: http://t.co/f
RT @LargoLosAngeles: Get your tix for @JuddApatow and Friends here! http://t.co/1A2WyXHMaY Guests include @ToddGlass #MichaelPenn #JeffGarl…
@andylevy @JamesUrbaniak @paulandstorm @jakefogelnest @Randazzoj @MaryKoCo @tedleo Dude, that show is my obsession.
@JamesUrbaniak @paulandstorm @Randazzoj @MaryKoCo @tedleo @andylevy Good work, everyone!
@MattyD47 @paulandstorm @MaryKoCo @JamesUrbaniak They are the best!
@tedleo @MaryKoCo @andylevy @JamesUrbaniak Sorry they moved that to the Cap'n Cork
@JamesUrbaniak @paulandstorm @MaryKoCo I am actually still LOLing at every one of these god damn things.
@paulandstorm @JamesUrbaniak @MaryKoCo THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I JUST TEXTED MARY
RT @JuddApatow: This Wed @LargoLosAngeles Judd and Friends with Jeff Garlin @toddglass Michael Penn and more!!! http://t.co/e5ZvUrQgbW
@paulandstorm @JamesUrbaniak @MaryKoCo ahahahahaha
@JamesUrbaniak @paulandstorm @MaryKoCo What night is that? Mary and I have a poetry slam on Thursdays at the Santa Monica Urgent Care.
@MaryKoCo @andylevy @JamesUrbaniak He can tell us ALL at Gelson's.
@MaryKoCo @JamesUrbaniak 😂😂😍 ilu
@JamesUrbaniak @MaryKoCo fine what night are you on
@JamesUrbaniak @MaryKoCo omg why did i trust you
@MaryKoCo you won't believe what happens mary
@MaryKoCo pls hold for link
@cirdec4666 @SuperEgoRecords should help!
RT @mountain_goats: also if you missed it, @aimeemann is co-headlining in Pioneertown and I am way way way stoked about that
Alert! My reclusive hubby @MPenn is playing at Largo Wed on Judd Apatow's show; Jeff Garlin is on too! Come see! http://t.co/7FA1AIXrsj
@blacksab67 don't I know it
@paulandstorm @tedleo ❤️
@drewodoherty @jajjguy That IS a nice chord.
@drewodoherty @jajjguy that's only like three strings
@daveanthony FINE
@daveanthony please lie on them
@daveanthony stop flirting with me
@drewodoherty this is terrible news
@drewodoherty B-7b5??
@paulandstorm @reddit THANK YOU
@jonwurster @avclub @FakeLimbs @marahe I'm down.
@jonwurster @avclub @FakeLimbs @marahe oh my clob
@bertinbertin @tedleo Nope. I was in the studio. I know it was a Wal because I bought one just like it when I got home.
@paulandstorm @tedleo @johnrivett THIS IS THE GREATEST.
@paulandstorm @tedleo EWWWWWWWWW!!!
@tedleo oh my clob
@johnrivett @tedleo Least favorite Dan song.
@tedleo Sooooooooo late.
@bertinbertin @tedleo Nerd correction: It was a Wal.
@tedleo That is exactly your #saxmotion.
@AndyKindler *faves five times*
@AndyKindler you left out George Thorogood
RT @OblStrats: Define an area as 'safe' and use it as an anchor
@bnacker @pattonoswalt I accept...your...self-invitation.
@pattonoswalt @MartinStarr @SiliconHBO Dude this show is so good it hurts me. Seriously the best thing on. Why aren't watching it with you?
@blacksab67 lost as the tears that used to tide me over
@MartinStarr hi you and your show are awesome
@AndyKindler 😂😂😂😴
@AndyKindler Andy. Please get some sleep.
@jonwurster @ACNewman It's a painful journey from dum to not-dum
@jonwurster I'm a truth teller
@jonwurster dum
RT @jonwurster: I know I make up a lot of stuff on here but this is not one of those times: My dad's first mystery novel is out now! http:/…
@UncleDynamite NOOOOOOO
@MaryKoCo @DJRotaryRachel miss u
@MaryKoCo @DJRotaryRachel hi guys
@daveanthony YOU'RE a hole
@daveanthony please go back in your cave hole
Anyway, hi! I am going to play with the Mountain Goats on June 4th & I will play my own songs with me & @paulie_be! https://t.co/E1qEFjdJA9
Ok, ignore part of that last tweet, it said that that Mountain Goats show was part of my Christmas tour which is dumb and wrong.
I can't believe I am playing with these awesome nutballs the Mountain Goats; June 4 at Pappy and Harriet's: http://t.co/GdbCSTN7NY
@jonnymoitas I wish, but no!
@shwa25 @tedleo @toddrundgren I'd do it
@daveanthony @andylevy you are a horror person
@andylevy should be every day
@radiomaru Baby Face with Barbara Stanwyck.
@kellyoxford Thank YOU for telling me that; it is hilarious and awesome and I love it ❤️😘
@kellyoxford OMG! This IS scary!!
@bethlapides @TheGRAMMYMuseum @DJRotaryRachel @AuLacRestaurant 😘😘😘
@UncleDynamite what, I like to expand my horizons
@JoeSeiders @jonwurster It's terrible.
@mountain_goats ALSO ❤️❤️❤️
RT @FYFFEST: JUST ANNOUNCED: @AimeeMann will be joining @mountain_goats at @pappy_harriets on June 4th. http://t.co/pzWnlOlP8A http://t.co/
@mountain_goats THIS IS FREAKING ME OUT
@uraclod CLOD!
RT @robhatchmiller: ATTN: @straintest directed an absolutely spectacular music video for @mountain_goats & @jonwurster eats money in it: ht…
This is great and helpful, read it. http://t.co/jEv1iZWQoK
RT @lianamaeby: Girl, are you a guy? Because I take what you say seriously and treat you with respect.
@mattzollerseitz I could say more but I don't want to be all fawning and stuff.
@bassguitarworld That seems aspirational.
@mattzollerseitz I'm very vowely!
@stephaniedrury @mirandanmf @JenKirkman Docs, come on.
@mattzollerseitz Your Mad Men recaps are so fantastically brilliant, thank you.
@TheRealTavie dude, I feel you.
@jefftiedrich @katietiedrich WHOA.
RT @CassSunstein: Nudging: a very short guide. http://t.co/Dr0OvIsnQL
@Ciara_Finlay @tedleo Awww yay!
RT @CatsCradleNC: Tonight at Cat's Cradle: The Both (@aimeemann & @tedleo) and @Spider_Bags! http://t.co/3SMdC6Idpf
@brucefloyd @tedleo @ShakyKneesFest 😂😂😂💪🏻🏆
@TheRealTavie ❤️
RT @OblStrats: Accept advice
RT @tedleo: Thank you for this, @AndrewWK. http://t.co/5aqzgLCoZo
@danielralston It's a keeper.
@MaryKoCo i see all, Mary. I'm like Santa.
@TheRealTavie WELCOME!
@jefftiedrich thank YOU
@uraclod @TheBuckeyeNut Bucked your eye.
@jonwurster your thing won't work
RT @CassSunstein: As economic opportunity and deprivation get increasing attention, we might consult FDR and his Second Bill of Rights. htt…
@CassSunstein @amazon Damn it, did you write another book already??
@Lin_Manuel @PublicTheaterNY GET ON IT.
Hi please sign this petition to aid in adoption of NYC foster kids, thank you! http://t.co/LgZfzIqjhV
@MaryKoCo @m_proksch 🐴
@m_proksch @MaryKoCo mostly Mary's fault
Everyone lost that fight, especially everyone who watched it.
@briankoppelman Thank you.
@briankoppelman Everyone lost that fight, including us.
@richardmarx ugh so full of ugh
@SklarBrothers soft, soft rock.
@andylevy also wtf burger king guy
@andylevy We comfort each other in tragedy.
@andylevy ilu
@richardmarx Dude i feel you
@m_proksch BOOOOOOO!!
@daveanthony SO DISAPPOINTED
@SklarBrothers SO BAD UGH KILL ME
@m_proksch I HATED IT
@entylawyer EXACTLY
@m_proksch did you watch it?
@Lin_Manuel sigh
@entylawyer 😘
It looks like Freddie Roach is yelling at me but he's just schooling me on countering @kevinseccia's famous #GutPunch http://t.co/OBLRuk8Egs
RT @ChelseaVPeretti: what day is it
RT @morgan_murphy: the original (2007) Mayweather/Pacquiao was Mann/Murphy. @aimeemann http://t.co/9y9L0kHuEd
@kevinseccia Of course! And tel @daveanthony to shut his festering gob-hole.
@UncleDynamite Enter ambrosia.
@morgan_murphy @hodgman @amyschumer
@amyschumer ❤️❤️❤️
@amyschumer WHAT!
@amyschumer Hi I love you.
RT @ACNewman: Am I a jerk because I want to raise money for my son's school? Go to this show, goddamn you! http://t.co/MVahjYaAOQ
@ACNewman @tedleo @CatsCradleNC Feel like ours is more important? but fine, I'll check it out.
RT @tedleo: Pleased to announce the mighty #SpiderBags will join #TheBoth (@aimeemann &me) at @CatsCradleNC 5/11 YOU SHOULD COME https://t.…
@lenadunham agree
@tedleo @paulandstorm @jonathancoulton He keeps telling me that's not going to be a problem, once I hear his "guitorchestra."
@paulandstorm @tedleo @jonathancoulton Ed's got some great ideas. Really excited about this double-neck guitar he just won in a poker game.
@MattYouens78 @SuperEgoRecords A contract renewal glitch; we're waiting for it to go back up.
@RabbiValesTales Contact info is under "links" on http://t.co/SyIdO8sBmS
@paulandstorm @tedleo @jonathancoulton Ed says "The Threeth" sounds dumb. He wants "The Troth."
@tedleo @paulandstorm @jonathancoulton He's making us sing songs from "Godspell."
@JoeSeiders @scottsimonsWVLA Can't stop won't stop
@blacksab67 Yeah, we know...that's why we didn't answer the door just now.
Me and @DJRotaryRachel can't stop watching this. Burt Bacharach and Dionne Warwick are everything. https://t.co/EOeHdjnu0x
@jonwurster This is the thanks you get?
@jonwurster Also me.
@blacksab67 Get over here.
@tomhensleyy Fantastic song
@MaryKoCo ilusm
@kevinseccia @MaryKoCo Kevin heard the words "French toast" and got excited.
@MaryKoCo Mary why are you up, it's morning
@johnroderick @tedleo @paulandstorm Which is us four.
@johnroderick @tedleo @paulandstorm It's your campaign slogan.
@ReelQuinn Totally watching this.
@Caissie @tedleo @paulandstorm Very Ted-like.
@tedleo @paulandstorm 😡😡😡📌
@tedleo @paulandstorm You have a block head.
@paulandstorm @tedleo VERY CUTE
@ACNewman @tedleo No, man...I've been out of the tweet game for a while. Sweet tweet?
@tedleo I left.
@tedleo Are you tweeting again? I will if you will.
@paulandstorm @tedleo @SeanTheBaptiste Oh hell no
@MattYouens78 Let's ask @SuperEgoRecords
@bnacker @MaryKoCo 🐴⛄️
@kevinseccia you are an idiot
@MusicHall @drewodoherty @ClearEyeGuy Thank you! This is very exciting!
@drewodoherty @MusicHall Please steal it for me.
@drewodoherty Oh sorry I see Music Hall Loft!
@drewodoherty I need that picture. What's the venue?
@TheRealTavie @SethRudetsky No, I saw him perform last night at Largo!
RT @earwolf: Singer-songwriter @aimeemann visits the calming shores of Sklarbro Country! http://t.co/dEMrQ1NGnG http://t.co/oX0UwmiXnu
@SethRudetsky Great show last night! I loved it!
@MJMcKean @JuddApatow @wwp @thevandykeparks 😍😍😍
@jonwurster 😡
@TheRealTavie @tedleo ☺️
Hey, me and @tedleo as The Both are playing at Cat's Cradle in Carrboro, NC on May 11th! Tickets here: https://t.co/A1vI3KU9Wq
RT @Dallas_Observer: Billy Collins and @aimeemann were an intellectual hipster dream Saturday night. http://t.co/FBqIkZcYp3 http://t.co/q02
@tedleo @MaryKoCo @DJRotaryRachel Dead-eyed Family!
@MaryKoCo @DJRotaryRachel @tedleo hi guys
RT @ATTPAC: Tonight: Poetry + music + conversation with poet Billy Collins & singer-songwriter @aimeemann: http://t.co/Lx4u1bY3X3 http://t.co/N3JOL4dwLS
@TrentGentry plus one!
@TrentGentry You're on the list!
@Lin_Manuel ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
@jakefogelnest ❤️
@DJRotaryRachel Oh my god
RT @arthousedallas: This Sat, poet Billy Collins & singer-songwriter @aimeemann discuss the creative process @DallasMuseumArt http://t.co/w
RT @jefftiedrich: If I could have lunch with any person from history, it would be the cable installer who's supposed to be here right now.
@richsommer so mad
RT @DalArtsDistrict: Poet #BillyCollins +music @AimeeMann Sat. 4/11 @ATTPAC #Winspear http://t.co/ycIwot6hK1 @DallasArtsWeek #ArtsAndLetter…
@paulandstorm #Raren
@DCpierson @tedleo ☺️
@ColleenSmi YOU are the delight and also extremely funny!
@campsucks YES
RT @timheidecker: Scientology (That's The Plan For Me): https://t.co/IpI5iCvuXv via @YouTube
RT @LiveTalksLA: .@KimletGordon VIDEO in conversation with @aimeemann at Live Talks LA #GirlinaBand https://t.co/n6XHoPbsAq @thesonicyouth…
RT @nffcnnr: who wants to go see @aimeemann & former U.S. Poet Laureate Billy Collins at Winspear @ATTPAC on 4/11? http://t.co/z92Yc8FSiS #…
RT @LargoLosAngeles: This Thursday! @timheidecker @SarahKSilverman @jonathancoulton @aimeemann @tedleo OneWay Mission to March:VarietyShow …
@TrentGentry You are welcome!
@TrentGentry I'll put you on the list.
Hark! @tedleo & I are doing a variety show at @LargoLosAngeles 3/19 & 3/20 with @jonathancoulton & @SusannaHoffs & @timheidecker & MORE!
@kevinseccia For not being big enough? #orb
If you are a foodie/wine nut & fan of various music come to this thing! I'm playing 3/21 #YountvilleLive http://t.co/xO3b3dmoOf
@briankoppelman @PhizLair ❤️
RT @GEVMagazine: Tickets Now On Sale @YountvilleLive March 19 – 22 http://t.co/cHFFnZAw5Q cc @aimeemann @ColbieCaillat @ChefChiarello http:…
RT @danielralston: My new thing for @vulture -"Get A Room"- @SusannaHoffs of The Bangles sings "Eternal Flame" in a private karaoke room ht…
@tomhensleyy NOOOOO!!!
RT @SusannaHoffs: Hi! I'm playing @LargoLosAngeles 2/25 w/ @aimeemann @petrahaden Jon Brion & an all ⭐ band & I really want you to come htt…
@radiomaru ❤️❤️❤️❤️
@TheRealTavie @danielralston He's pretty cute too.
@PFTompkins Based on the novel Push by Sapphire
@SocialQPhilip 😃❤️
@SocialQPhilip THANK YOU FOR QUOTING ME AND SAYING NICE THINGS!! I was very excited to see that!!!
@entylawyer I will always share a plastic cup of booze with you.
@Tremayne11 ❤️
@kevinseccia Generally they see an #orb
RT @LiveTalksLA: .@KimletGordon with @aimeemann Mar 5 Live Talks LA http://t.co/qXzkHmq9P0 #girlinaband @thesonicyouth #LA @ShareThis http:…
@blacksab67 @MPenn EWWW!!
@blacksab67 @MPenn No twitter spoilers!
@jakefogelnest ❤️
RT @SusannaHoffs: I can't contain my excitement any longer! @aimeemann @petrahaden @natebargatze & Jon Brion will all be joining me @LargoL…
@blacksab67 Same
@Lin_Manuel Luckily, I know a guy. #In
RT @DJRotaryRachel: So many emotions right now. http://t.co/zXEyOW6GIx
RT @okkervilriver: "Just take those old records off the shelf / get out some paint / we're going to paint the shelf." -Home Improvement Bob…
@josefchaib I don't think we recorded the whole thing, just a section to fit into the scene.
@MrJoshCharles Oh my god, thank YOU!! And Yay!! Also you are awesome!
@tedleo @jonathancoulton AGREE.
@paulandstorm @johnroderick @tedleo 😂
@samisblond No, but it is about a boxer friend!
@tedleo @burnumd Wait, we haven't been asked yet...don't count your chickens, etc!
@PandaDiablo I love it!!
@ariannk I feel like @tedleo was maybe #hamming it up just a LITTLE...
@heliumcell Just got wifi so you will be kept constantly in the loop.
@heliumcell SOOOOOON.
@heliumcell @tedleo I've heard the internet is fairly spotty, so we may ALL be disappointed.
@kevinseccia I will watch it even if it's just all armadillo, all the time.
RT @DaveSFoley: It's #BellLetsTalk Day! For every tweet Bell will donate 5¢ to mental health initiatives. Please, everyone retweet this on…
@Shermanscorner Aw, thank you for donating!!
RT @ACNewman: A riddle: He falls but is happy to fall, he's very cold, too much of him will cause cars to drive into a ditch. Who is he?
@ACNewman Probably will. Making my decision soon.
@kurtbraunohler AGREE
@andylevy same
@andylevy same
@DJRotaryRachel Coming right up.
@danielralston HEY! THIS IS HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOU!!
@kevinseccia You're in! #OrbTalk
@kevinseccia Classic #OrbTweet
@blacksab67 wish i was there but not really?
@wholeexpanse Thank you SO MUCH! I love how Ted shreds on the older stuff! Xo
@UncleDynamite @tedleo 😂😂😂
@wholeexpanse @tedleo 😃😃😃
@LauraJaneGrace @tedleo Thank YOU! Wish there were more!
@UncleDynamite @tedleo We do that all the time.
@UncleDynamite @tedleo You are the best.
RT @KEYMagazine: The multi-night, multi-venue @TNKfest kicks off tonight with @aimeemann and @tedleo as #TheBoth @AthenaeumTheatr! http://t…
@kevinseccia @andylevy You are an imbecile. #orb
@andylevy "Haha we're engaged in a lively back and forth where I tell him like it is and he...wait, what just happened"
@andylevy one strike policy
@daveanthony @andylevy you're a glaring hole
@konilsson I hate it.
@andylevy @PFTompkins But the mule is still in, right?
@tedleo @jodify 😂😂😂🐦🐤
@danielralston @bnacker @tedleo @jonwurster @DJRotaryRachel @MaryKoCo nice shapes
@bnacker @tedleo @jonwurster @danielralston @DJRotaryRachel @MaryKoCo hey look it's Ben!
@tedleo @jonwurster @danielralston @DJRotaryRachel @MaryKoCo hi guys!
@ablinken Welcome aboard! I hope you are mostly going to use this forum to talk about 12-bar-blues jams.
This is a thing the Both are playing at Jan 14th in Chicago, come see us! http://t.co/lH1C1JjiIc
RT @danielralston: The first video I directed for @aimeemann & @tedleo's band The Both just crossed the 100,000 view mark. It is good. http…
@TheRealTavie Watched a doc about Sondheim last night and thought of you. Here's to more musicals in 2015!
@UncleDynamite I hope it's Wodehouse!
@kevinseccia @BoobsRadley Pick me up a couple! This whole exchange has really worked up an appetite.
@BoobsRadley @kevinseccia ORBIE GOT BURNED!!
@jonwurster Tippity tap.
@ReelQuinn @tedleo THANK you!
RT @danielralston: Heyyy one of the videos I directed for @aimeemann & @tedleo is at no. 29 on Buzzfeed's best music videos of the year! ht…
@blacksab67 NOT COOL
@tedleo CUPID!! Of COURSE!!
@normwilner @bnacker I have! The stresses of touring nearly destroyed him!
@bnacker I am the only remaining Allen Sherman crowd.
@danielralston @tedleo Really looking forward to our Valentines Day episode. #MurderSheSang
RT @tedleo: #SPECIAL thanks to @bnacker who conceived of and helped us write "Murder, She Sang!" & @danielralston who brought it to visual …
@mattmayhall @tedleo @paulie_be THANK YOU!
RT @ScottAukerman: HOLIDAY ep of @ComedyBangBang w/ Len Wiseman (@PFTompkins), music from The Both (@aimeemann @tedleo) & guests galore! ht…
@ChandlerPoling (Back in LA next week)
@KathleenEConway @tedleo love this
RT @KarenKilgariff: I can never remember is it starve a cold feed a fever or eat a sleeve of saltines binge watch 48 Hours and convince you…
@ChandlerPoling Yes!
@cindybruno @katewilderGO :(
@cindybruno @katewilderGO I'm so sorry, that really sucks!!
@cv4nash @jonathancoulton @thebirchmere No, sadly, but we will have @hodgman!
@kevinseccia @BoobsRadley yore both rong
@kevinseccia @tedleo @paulie_be Thanks, Orbie!
@katewilderGO Oh nooo!
@heliumcell @UncleDynamite Can't bring myself to fave.
@ChrisWillman :)
@kevinseccia @Gothamist Damn you, Hammy!
@ReelQuinn @Gizmodo 😂😂😂🔌
@billjanovitz @SusannaHoffs Thank you so much for being a part of it!
@uraclod @midnight Ewwwww!!!
@SullyWins @tedleo @GaryTaxali Yes!
@TheBostonCal @The_Wilbur Tomorrow night!
@inGVK Fantastic! Karen from management is going to email you with details!
RT @bodensmamaplus1: . @aimeemann The baby came early! 2 gold circle tickets for El Rio tonight and we can't go. $60 or best offer? please …
@bridge2nowhere @LargoLosAngeles aww sorry! Too many other songs to get to!
RT @timheidecker: hey San Franciso: I'm doing some standup and other duties tonight for @aimeemann 's X-mas show http://t.co/EFi4rUjsLD
@howellsacto @LOLGOP If you think she'd enjoy the show! It's a version of "Lo How A Rose Ere Blooming."
@billyeichner @tedleo MY HEART IS A CRYING HORSE!!
Hey, we're looking for a soprano who can sight read for a choir thing we're doing in our Xmas show in Santa Cruz Saturday! IS IT YOU??? LMK!
@SuperDemC Oops yes i meant Sat!
Hey, we're looking for a soprano who can sight read for a choir thing we're doing in our Xmas show in Santa Cruz Friday! IS IT YOU??? LMK!
@kevinseccia Sometimes I don't even know how you're still alive.
RT @danielralston: Get tix to The @AimeeMann Xmas tour w/@tedleo here: http://t.co/wZHZ16NKms We made a special video for it that I'm 100% certain you'll like.
@itsmikerock @MaryKoCo Mary hell never learn
@MaryKoCo were on the same page
RT @katienotopoulos: The thing that really chafes my nuts about the rape of 2 dozen women is how it impacts a fictional TV character. Also …
@paperbacknovel @jdfess6 @Amtrak @thetillers Love the Acela!
@blacksab67 why hesitate
@tedleo @humanclock 😂😂😂😂🎸
@pulomabasu That mall date sounds pretty sweet though.
RT @midnight: BRACE FOR THE HOTNESS! Champions of awesome @Nick_Offerman, @aimeemann & @danagould are on tonight's show! http://t.co/qHY076
@blacksab67 @TessRafferty VERY ANGRY
@lianamaeby @midnight ilu
RT @Detron3000: @adamcarolla MT @midnight: BRACE FOR THE HOTNESS! @Nick_Offerman, @aimeemann & @danagould are on tonight's show! http://t.…
@danielralston @midnight THANK YOU!
TONIGHT! I'm going to be on @midnight w/ @nerdist going up against @Nick_Offerman & @danagould! WHO WILL WIN??
@danielralston So #ew
@uraclod @kevinseccia Ewww!
RT @StephenMerchant: #HelloLadiesMovie @HBO http://t.co/Hdyx0pTf5q
@kevinseccia #blorp
@UncleDynamite nonono
@TheSpoony @danielralston ew
@MaryKoCo It's like when they put chili into chocolate, or something.
@ACNewman stealing it
@kevinseccia You mean you are going to have a few snacks first to build up strength.
@derekpowell @HitFix @tedleo @amazon THANK YOU!!
RT @HitFix: Song Of The Day: http://t.co/6bCC1u9GxA “NOTHING LEFT TO DO (LET’S MAKE THIS CHRISTMAS BLUE)” by @aimeemann and @tedleo #TheBo…
@andylevy @kevinseccia such a shame #blorp
@andylevy remember @kevinseccia? whatever happened #orb
@danielralston I think me faving this sub-subtweet about me saying I was bored before is pretty ultimate.
@danielralston @MaryKoCo I was specifically bored with all your beard tweets. Your IMs were fascinating though.
@MaryKoCo Please make a tweet, I'm bored.
@FatGayVegan @tedleo FURIOUS
@kevinseccia 😡😡😡
@jakefogelnest You're just as god made you.
RT @JessicaValenti: In WaPo today: Bill Cosby raped me. Why did it take 30 years for people to believe my story? http://t.co/YHupAnWwsw
@kevinseccia #orb
@jakefogelnest I don't appreciate your cynicism, Jake.
@JoeSeiders Lurking
RT @FillmoreSF: The Return of Aimee Mann’s Christmas Show w/ @AimeeMann and @TedLeo arrives 12/5! Check out their new Christmas track http:…
RT @bowerypresents: .@AimeeMann & @TedLeo (& special guests) bring their Christmas show to @SpaceAtWestbury 12/12 & @TownHallNYC 12/13 http…
@TheRealTavie I'm opening a new Cat & Nap Cafe.
@tedleo @UncleDynamite @MaryKoCo I will check out these books, and thank you both for this entire conversation! #thrsuet
@TheRealTavie @tedleo 😍
RT @tedleo: The holidays ain't always easy. RT if agree/FAV for rspkt/check out my & @aimeemann's Christmas song to feel things: https://t.…
@MaryKoCo 🍟🍸
@MaryKoCo ilusm
@SarahThyre @lianamaeby YES!
@WolfeReports @TNMichaelA God bless us.
@maggieserota yes just do it
@idochips @MaryKoCo Kiefo.
@lianamaeby "Lobe swirl"
@MaryKoCo I can't wait for this sketch/series/movie. There are not nearly enough entertainments based on cat puns. #timely
@WolfeReports That's a lot of sad!
@HeyBrianDennis Hahaha!
@jsparatta @HeritageRVA It was so nice to meet you, too, and I can't wait to come back!
RT @skylightbooks: Check out this book podcast by our friend @imnatecorddry. Guests include @aimeemann @BrianStack153 @TheStevenWeber. http…
@Caissie No, please--save them for Easter!
@Caissie oh my god
@MaryKoCo I am p veiny
@michaelianblack @MaryKoCo Get along with you and your dumb Y. No one wants it.
RT @jennyandteets: LOST!Please tweet @JasonBiggs or myself if you hv seen GINA. She was last seen three hours ago on Benedict Canyon http:/…
@JoeSeiders Same here, and we did, and you were FANTASTIC, by the way!
@jonwurster Until you discover that tack I left on your car seat.
@jonwurster One year dumber
@UncleDynamite @danielralston FINE BURST MY BUBBLE
RT @lianamaeby: The logical extreme? If street harassment is flattery then rape is the highest form of compliment.
@lianamaeby agree!
@ACNewman @TheNewPornos I say burpees.
@danielralston I would hug any kind of fox.
@danielralston Seems cool.
@danielralston No. Are you sleep-following people?
@tedleo She is the #best!
@NunanCBA @tedleo @soundopinions 😃
@NunanCBA @tedleo @soundopinions Yay, thank you!
@blacksab67 @tedleo no
@UncleDynamite Refusing to fave such #filth.
@imnatecorddry @mountain_goats I'm so mad I hadn't read it yet when we did the podcast!
Holy shit this book by @mountain_goats is so good I sort of feel like screaming or something. Seriously, go get it. #WolfInWhiteVan
RT @MaryKoCo: I have a new podcast! Ep 1 @michaelianblack looks physically different in his head when he's acting https://t.co/MWDw8q8nMw P…
@tedleo this sounds complicated
RT @jonathancoulton: JoCo Live is now available on iTunes (and probably elsewhere): http://t.co/dfdAQUJS1D
@TurboGrandma @MaryKoCo I'm totally exhausted now.
@jonwurster dumb
@jakefogelnest can you include this tweet
@TheSpoony 👎🔙
@TheSpoony your final confirmation of "idiot" status is in!
@msugrl33 Happy (late) Birthday!
@borderlinefemme This is awesome!
@InsidiousForce There were some LEGENDARY moves.
@InsidiousForce Hi! I wonder if you were the Crazy Dancing Guy.
@jonwurster @ACNewman I agree! Nothing is better for vocal chords than rich creamy dairy products.
My pal @ScottAukerman's show @ComedyBangBang returns tonight, 11pm on @IFC! Ellie Kemper, @JAdomian @JoeWengert & @The_National are on it!
@maggieserota @danielralston ugh why would he do this to us
@tedleo @bigplastichead THIS IS A GREAT THING 😂😂😂
@tedleo Stop being a #GlutenGloat
@PFTompkins @johnmoe @wits TUSTIN!!
@kevinseccia @MaryKoCo YOU ARE THE ORB 😡😡😡
@MaryKoCo 😂😂😂😂🎷🎷🎷
@MaryKoCo Every time I send a tweet I'm going to blow the mail horn 📯
@ReelQuinn They are stalwart; it's US who's the weak link in the chain.
@MaryKoCo I use that for #smells.
@MaryKoCo That seems too infrequent. Better check with an expert.
@MaryKoCo faving all your old tweets like a stalker
@MaryKoCo 'he likes to tap dance, doo doo doo!'
@MaryKoCo really upset with myself for not singing "F.E. Eggleston" to you at brunch.
RT @soundopinions: Love for Milwaukee from @Both_Music. What's w/ the Bronze Fonz? @aimeemann @tedleo @RadioMilwaukee http://t.co/nrVwc49QgT
@UncleDynamite @johnfreiler @billyeichner @GEICO @BurgerKing WHAT?! NO!!
@maggieserota HUGGING KITTIES YAY!!!
@itsmikerock Debating second RT
RT @itsmikerock: A Man, A Plan, A Canal, A Cannoli, Linoleum, Lanolin, On The Lam, Illeana Douglas.
@itsmikerock I am EXTREMELY KIND.
@tedleo @Squinner @JoCoCruiseCrazy This could be a real Hobbortunity.
@danielralston Tuning guy
@daveanthony Thank you.
@MaryKoCo omg you are the best I can't espresso much i love you
@MaryKoCo "Olive" you
@MaryKoCo ilu
RT @hhavrilesky: Also strongly recommend this great piece on @lenadunham & the unsustainable pressures on female celebs by @rtraister: http…
@jtkantor @mattmayhall @tedleo Thank YOU, that was so fun!!
@BMAs_Boston @Vanyaland617 @lawnond @tedleo Thank YOU!
@robhatchmiller @tedleo This warms the cockles of my heart!
@blacksab67 @AlexandraMLydon @Noam25 One day we will see him.
@DJRotaryRachel @michaelianblack well
@bnacker Cat weighs 12 lbs you're welcome
@kellyoxford @aekyo @3x1minus1 Clique-adjacent!
@jtkantor @tedleo @mattmayhall Thank you!!!
@stephaniedrury He's p into garbage.
@stephaniedrury I guess Jesus has to do a lot of jogging to work off all those cakes.
RT @LateNightSeth: TONIGHT: Neil Patrick Harris (@ActuallyNPH), @RitaWilson, and music from The Both (@tedleo and @aimeemann)! http://t.co/
@UncleDynamite @tedleo Totally in favor of this.
@jonwurster FURIOUS
RT @susiewilkins: @aimeemann Please RT to show your support for the brave students protesting in my beautiful hometown #HongKong http://t.c
RT @BigStarThirdLA: GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE(LA) #DjangoHaskins @SkylarGudasz @brettharris @SusannaHoffs @aimeemann @Trunkworthy http://t.c
@tedleo @minidiscoball p true
@tedleo @minidiscoball It is true.
@highchairkings @tedleo @blacksab67 @MoonZappa 100%!
@JenVesp @tedleo Let's ask @SuperEgoRecords !
@kirstenogden @sequentialmatt Thank you! Wasn't that wine fantastic??
@kirstenogden Well, @MPenn DOES have a beard, but my bandmate last night was my producer @paulie_be!
RT @BigStarThirdLA: Two @BigStarBand albums performed live this SAT NT at #Autism benefit @latimes @PopHiss @thevandykeparks @aimeemann ht…
@peterb103 It's a pretty hard show to travel with, so the chances are slim, sadly!
@uraclod @midnight Ham.
RT @KenStringfellow: Tix still avail for Saturday's incredible performance of Big Star #1 Record/3rd http://t.co/ijhrMIoB28 check lineup! …
@uraclod U R!!
@tedleo @jodify 😖😖😖
@kevinseccia On it AND shaped like it! #orb
@kevinseccia Jump in. It moves faster than you think. Ps. #orb.
@tedleo @jodify No. http://t.co/wqoRZN3cc0
RT @samaritanmag: Dozens of comedians & musicians on charity album: http://t.co/ud2w1RXVX3 via @samaritanmag @aimeemann @margaretcho @Andre…
@blacksab67 @UncleDynamite @tedleo I'm almost tempted to take you up on this.
RT @BigStarThirdLA: Tix selling fast! @BigStarBand @EbellTheatre 9/27 #LA BUY NOW :http://t.co/S6EscnnHhB @aimeemann @thevandykeparks http…
@Noam25 It seems crazy that we did that.
@blacksab67 Get out of our refrigerator.
@idochips @BoobsRadley Reassuring to know he can see very clearly where he wants to jump.
@BoobsRadley 😂😂😂👾
@BoobsRadley I think the really deadly ones are little...brown recluse, black widow, etc. ps nice pic of your boyfriend
@DenAsKISS No, sorry!
Please watch this hilarious thing with @ACNewman and @julieklausner! http://t.co/hBdfrrgesS
RT @BeTheBoy: Celebrate @tedleo and @aimeemann 's birthdays (her's was Monday) by watching this video they made w/ @danielralston http://t.…
@jaketapper @JayCarney @SenJohnMcCain Perfect.
@drewodoherty omg
@DenAsKISS I bet @SuperEgoRecords can make this happen!
RT @kurtbraunohler: What do I need to do to get 500 goats to African families in need? How about this? http://t.co/5GjrKXvZtC @Heifer #rous…
@jakefogelnest @michaelianblack @funnyordie In.
@coopercj @tedleo Not this time :(
@drewodoherty @joanlemay Hahaha THANK YOU
@itsmikerock THANK YOU!
@NekoCase @joanlemay @tedleo @irrelevant_view LET'S ALL KEEP GOING!
@wholeexpanse xoxo
@TheRealTavie xoxo
RT @SuperEgoRecords: The return of the @aimeemann Christmas Show with @tedleo & special guests! http://t.co/cul3ssS60F Clip from past show …
@danielralston That was actually @tedleo, but I definitely took the #Sexcat ball and ran with it...
@JaimeMeisler @tedleo Christmas show in early December, but that's not an all-Both either...
@WessyBGood @tedleo Thank you!!
@BeTheBoy You are a very nice person to say this!
@danielralston @maggieserota you look p good though
@maggieserota What no
@maggieserota @joanlemay 😍
@joanlemay @NekoCase @irrelevant_view @tedleo HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US!! #VIRGOS
@joanlemay @torreslovesyou I LIKE THAT LIL BAT!!
@torreslovesyou @joanlemay HI LITTLE BAT THANK YOU!! Xo
@blacksab67 You'll probably leave out the shake, though.
@MaryKoCo 😂❤️🍏
@MaryKoCo next to the iron
@TheSpoony Are you at the kangaroo office?
RT @SarahThyre: Have you looked at Jennifer Lawrence's tits today? Congrats, you're an asshole.
@MrJoshCharles @SarahThyre @DJRotaryRachel Absolutely.
@SarahThyre @DJRotaryRachel Be quiet, both of you; I'm trying to watch Randolph Mantooth on "Emergency."
@MrJoshCharles @DJRotaryRachel I told her Tab but she JUST WOULDN'T LISTEN.
@kwdarby @tedleo Your review was literally the review that every artist dreams of getting. It really gave us a boost and a thrill!
@BeTheBoy Word.
@kwdarby @tedleo Thank you so much for this!!
RT @kwdarby: Finally, my review of The Both (@aimeemann & @tedleo's) phenomenal record -- http://t.co/nO599390GA
@KarolinaHjelte Puss och kram!!
@PFTompkins As discussed last night. http://t.co/r937Io7z4B
@paulie_be @tedleo @jonwurster I am ALL THE WAY in.
@michaelianblack @MaryKoCo wait no
@MaryKoCo @michaelianblack could be fly mary give it a chance
RT @PFTompkins: August's secret @Varietopia guests: @alisonbrie, @aimeemann, @tedleo & Jerry Minor! Who'll be September's? Come see! http:/…
@UncleDynamite @MaryKoCo 😃 #thr
@MaryKoCo #thr
@daveanthony @stereogum @tedleo Why must you always ruin fun
@johnONeil You are #nice!
The #Both has a new video out today! LOOK AT IT! @tedleo http://t.co/BUt5VYeF6x
RT @stereogum: Watch the Both (@aimeemann & @tedleo) get drunk at a wedding in their "Volunteers Of America" video http://t.co/PeAq7p5T3t
RT @Apey: Dudes! I was so psyched to party with my friend @aimeemann & her nutty friend @tedleo in their new #TheBoth video! https://t.co/0
@blacksab67 Oh my god, they're out of control. Ugh!
@ACNewman Does watching the Emmys count as a party?
RT @ACNewman: Have I told you that @TheNewPornos Brill Bruisers LP is out today?
@blacksab67 @tedleo Not cool, man. #NotCool
Hi me and @tedleo are playing at Largo tonight, blow off those Emmy parties and come see us! Especially you, @MaryKoCo
@ReelQuinn @tedleo @jodify Move over, Dumb Starbucks!
RT @Carrie_Rachel: Magic: the gathering. With some of my favorite people @aimeemann @KimletGordon #AmyPoehler http://t.co/LlKOBCW7ur
@smilerstattoo @tedleo Oct. 5 in NYC, Central Park!
Come see me & @tedleo play a duo show at @LargoLosAngeles this Sunday! Some #Both, some #other! http://t.co/eqkHFORecz
@AndyKindler I'm still trying to work up to angry tweets.
@DJRotaryRachel Call me when it's a flavored instant coffee.
@MaryKoCo @FarmSanctuary same
@Wandering_Rob Deserves TWO faves!
@lianamaeby Yay, everything is awesome!
@lianamaeby I did nothing to be included in this but I'm going to jump on board anyway.
@MaryKoCo @AndyKindler We "may" never know!
@blacksab67 I'm in for Monday.
@Markintheheart 100% loved it!
@MaryKoCo no mary you must be mistaken #breezyhat
@MaryKoCo not same
@poemics @tedleo Thank YOU!!
@blacksab67 furious
@blacksab67 I'll shoot you for that simple minds cassette alone
@lianamaeby no way
@mattmayhall @tedleo @IsaChandra @ModernLoveOmaha THIRDED.
@Kathy_Valentine Same here! Let's stay in touch!
@danielralston P punk email though
RT @prekindle: TONIGHT: #TheBoth (@AimeeMann and @TedLeo) at @KesslerTheater with special guest Lemuria. http://t.co/if7STV7znL @lemuriapop
@rightarmjesse @tedleo #DontForgetMockingbirds
@HectorHelium Yay!!
@jammalama @JakeBugg @foxtheatreco 😃😃😃
@ChandlerPoling Perfect! Have a lovely September!
@AndyKindler @MaryKoCo #WhoAmI
@ChandlerPoling Ah, thank you! And I wish, but I'm gone for most of August! Let's aim for September!
@ChandlerPoling Es geht mir gut, aber ich sehr beschäftigt bin! (I hope I said that right!) How have you been??
@thomaslennon Hey me and @ArdenMyrin want to go in on that baby, maybe a time share or something? Lmk.
@tedleo @drewodoherty @natoism @elmayforever @JoelHamiltone 😡😡😡😡
@DavidGArnold @garbage That goes without saying.
@MaryKoCo @tedleo @JeremyArambulo what
@TheRealTavie An anti-oxidant called NAC, also no dairy, that does it for me!
@tedleo @jodyavirgan @mahafestival #BOTHBIRD
RT @okkervilriver: Future generations'll be like "why did you use so much hi-hat?" & also "why were there so many bands?" & "what can I eat…
@michaelianblack @MaryKoCo @SarahThyre @AndyRichter @andylevy @HEELZiggler No we have to let her hit bottom *gets out rounded child scissors
@idochips So hostile!! 😂😂😂
@NPRinskeep Ahahaha!
@MaryKoCo they blocked you
@SarahThyre @NRA omg 😖🔫
@NPRinskeep @MorningEdition I feel certain it did.
@NPRinskeep @MorningEdition Might not be in keeping with the gravity of some other topics, but clearly VERY important.
@MaryKoCo @BlueShieldCA Yes, but I have some cool home remedies I can show you. #poultice
@NPRinskeep @MorningEdition Ask him about our recent "jam session"!
@TheRealTavie Home tomorrow! And you too! Ketchup portrait was awesome!
@colonelsexlife He's doing great and playing in various bands!
@AuntieQs Gluten-free cupcake!
@leifkool @tedleo @ronniewoowoo "Natural woo!" 😂😂😂
@Biz4Ever The set ended with a @tedleo song "Bottled In Cork" and the last encore was "Voice's Carry."
RT @chicagoideas: Monday = Downtown Sound at Millennium Park! Playing tonight @aimeemann + @tedleo + @pillarstongues! @ChicagoParks http://…
RT @DJRotaryRachel: LA! The documentary I directed about Boyce & Hart, THE GUYS WHO WROTE 'EM, premieres at @cinefamily Aug. 7! Tix here: h…
@andylevy @jakefogelnest agree, hat too big
RT @tedleo: Anybody else ever post something to Instagram with a hashtag-NSA and have it not show up in your saved photos LIKE EVERY OTHER …
@wildofmanitoba You guys were lovely and wonderful!
RT @tedleo: Thx to all at @Winnipegfolk, @boyandbear, @wildofmanitoba & as always @aimeemann for making it actually fun to be on stage in t…
@JasonMpan THANK YOU!
@MaryKoCo it's v hostile
RT @danielralston: Hey LA People- We could use a handful of extras for The Both (@aimeemann & @tedleo) video I'm directing tomorrow. Get at…
@JenAndTheFeline Top of a building on Hemmingway St maybe? Right near Berklee, anyway.
@bnacker @tedleo YAY FOR US!
@CameronCrowe ❤️❤️❤️
RT @180Degrees2: @aimeemann In honor of the 4th, USA Today says you have to see this (order on iTunes or Amazon today). http://t.co/Qv2Lmm
RT @jaketapper: "Jaws" Is Ridiculous, Say Kids Who Owe Everything to "Jaws" http://t.co/YeCsQ4eCkB Cc @RichardDreyfuss
@JulieFromCinci @tedleo THANK YOU!
@TheRealTavie ❤️
@JenKirkman Word, sister.
@blacksab67 @behindyourback That girl is going BANANAS.
@KiiBelling Looping in @SuperEgoRecords
Support @OneKidOneWorld & buy this great CD! I sing a song about a germ! https://t.co/JcEHYOpszi
@MaryKoCo such bullshit also where's the iron
RT @thecomedybureau: support @onekidoneworld & pick up comedy/music compilation album 2776 w/@pftompkins @evilhag @aimeemann http://t.co/C
@kevinseccia Finally your laziness benefits me!
@RobynHitchcock Yes, let's! 😂❤️🌏
Just got the news that the sun is going to turn into a red giant and completely engulf the earth so I'm a little #bummed out right now.
@lianamaeby #orb
@longtimelurker It's a Harry Nilsson song; not sure who's doing that version!
@scottmseiver 100% in favor of this
@andylevy hate
@MaryKoCo 🌝
RT @MaryKoCo: "Don't put this in your body." - The color of Flaming Limón Cheetos
RT @danielralston: A lot of things are dumb. Please RT.
@TheSpoony 😝
@guyfromcornwall :)
@SarahThyre please do this!
@BoobsRadley @andylevy yes andy, very insensitive
@MaryKoCo why is everyone
@MaryKoCo agree
RT @entylawyer: A night hanging out with my buddy @aimeemann and watching her perform with Ted Leo. http://t.co/4mtprcbqjY
@jakefogelnest refuse
@blacksab67 Yes
RT @180Degrees2: @leoweekly To hear John Doe's fantastic version of Golden State with @aimeemann you gotta see @Pleased2Meet ! https://t.co
@entylawyer Next time I am hanging out with your parents...I feel like your dad would understand the appeal of Jameson's in a plastic cup!!
@radiomaru horse head
@uraclod clod
RT @tedleo: Hey @Wits - happy 50th from fellow olds, @aimeemann & me! We took a selfie and used a bunch of filters for you! #Wits http://t.…
RT @tedleo: Individually & as The Both, @aimeemann & I have been on over 8% of @Wits' 50 shows. 100% of that 8% has been incredibly fun. Th…
@uraclod @heliumcell @GaryTaxali only if you're a bad person. #KatKarma
@idochips same
@uraclod @GaryTaxali @heliumcell So wrong.
@entylawyer #Ewww!
RT @TeamCoco: The Both (@AimeeMann & @TedLeo) stay positive playing "No Sir." -> http://t.co/TMDCuJ8yxH #CONAN
@uraclod @tedleo YOU MISSED IT!! ARGH!!
Hey, my pal @johnmoe's book is out! "DEAR LUKE, WE NEED TO TALK, DARTH." http://t.co/gBwdpbixND Check it out!
@NeilMahoney @tedleo Thanks!!
Backstage at the @elreytheatre because I am playing tonight with @tedleo as THE BOTH! COME SEE US!
@NeilMahoney @LargoLosAngeles @ThrillingAdv @tedleo YES PLEASE!!
@jakefogelnest @tedleo @knottyyarn Mad.
@jakefogelnest @tedleo @knottyyarn Jake.
@theglasshouse Thank YOU, we had a great time!
@kevinseccia Monster.
RT @amoebamusic: New "What's In My Bag?" episode w/The Both (aka @TedLeo & @AimeeMann)! See what the rock veterans found at Amoeba LA! http…
@TheRealTavie San Francisco!
@ReelQuinn @tedleo Ew, it kind of does!
Napa!! Me and @tedleo as The Both are playing at the City Winery tonight, come drink wine while we #rock you!
RT @CityWineryNapa: Are you ready to see #TheBoth tonight?! Doors at 6pm, Show at 8pm! Tickets still available! Don't miss out! @aimeemann …
RT @buzzbandsla: GIVEAWAY: The Both (@AimeeMann + @TedLeo) is performing at @TheGlassHouse Pomona on Friday! Win FREE tix here --> http://t…
RT @PerformerMag: Read our new interview with The Both (@AimeeMann & @TedLeo), watch a video AND win tix to tomorrow's show at @GAMH! http:…
RT @primawesome: Let's have a race. You try to get an appointment with a licensed mental health professional and I'll try to get a gun. Rea…
RT @KX935: VERY excited to be talking with @aimeemann AND @tedleo on the phone this afternoon. Listen in the 4pm hour here: http://t.co/XYL
@danielralston @djnorfair People are embarrassing.
@tedleo Oh, look who's FANCY.
I spelled @elreytheatre wrong! Come over there to #AskTheBoth some questions RIGHT NOW!
@blacksab67 @tedleo I've been waiting all my life to answer this.
@boonhogganbeck Not sure what that would be...the only gigs I played were with the Young Snakes.
@danielralston @tedleo i have a question for you: Is there a way I can kill you over the internet?
Me and @tedleo are taking over the @elreytheater account at 6:00 today to answer any and all questions! Use this--->#AskTheBoth
RT @CityWineryNapa: This Wednesday we've got @aimeemann & @tedleo in the house! #TheBoth #winewednesday #citywinery #napa #napavalley
RT @tedleo: HEY! At 6 PM PDT tonight @aimeemann & I are taking over @elreytheatre to answer YOUR #important & #necessary questions! Tag the…
RT @theglasshouse: This Friday #TheBoth ( @aimeemann & @tedleo ) will be here w/ @NickfromIslands ! Get your tickets in advance: http://t.c
@bobbyfinger Lets ask @SuperEgoRecords
@SuziChamberlain @tedleo That was no dream.
@jtkantor @tedleo @sosoglos 😂😂😂
@mudaba @tedleo Might have been just a pre-order thing, let's ask @SuperEgoRecords!
@danielralston @tedleo @wits @sosoglos Oh my god
@tedleo @wits @sosoglos DOUBLE #EWWW!!!
Thanks, autocorrect. Now @tedleo is never going to let me forget the time I told him how much I like some of the @sosoglos "dongs."
Gearing up for #TheBoth CA shows next week! Please come see me & @tedleo play our 70's influenced #rock music! http://t.co/07YzUiUN1l
RT @elreytheatre: Love @goldenroadbrew and great music? Enter our contest for #TheBoth (@aimeemann + @tedleo) - here June 14th. http://t.co
@tedleo leave that lil guy alone
@TrentGentry Love it.
@IraDW @tedleo Great idea!
@TrentGentry Decaf soy latte! All fun removed!
I think I really made an impression at Starbucks today with my Ben Gay ointment smell and my "I Voted" sticker.
Aw, this new @bobmouldmusic song and video are both so great! http://t.co/BVpjb5pnSn
@danielralston I'm surprised you could even see my tweet from up on your HIGH HORSE, YEAH! #BURN
There's nothing more exhausting than shopping for socks online.
RT @elreytheatre: Enter to win 2 tickets to see #TheBoth (@tedleo + @aimeemann) on June 14th + $25 to @goldenroadbrew. http://t.co/Cf6gd3ed
I am totally in love with the @iamjohnoliver show.
@idochips I appreciate you thinking of me.
@MaryKoCo LU
@PerryShall @tedleo Thank you! I'm digging it!
@MaryKoCo @danielralston @tedleo @DJRotaryRachel Mary knows I know. 🐴
RT @elreytheatre: Win 2 tickets to The Both (@aimeemann + @tedleo) on June 14th + $25 to @goldenroadbrew! Here's how: http://t.co/gPfqzMj1ro
@robdelaney I'm so happy for you!!
@daveanthony @ComedyBangBang Bats are cute, thank you.
@ReelQuinn @ComedyBangBang Aimee "Aimee" Mann.
@ComedyBangBang Hi! I tried to sign on but maybe the password doesn't work til 7:30 on the dot? HELP MEEEEEEEEE!!!
@daveanthony @ComedyBangBang Still not as big a monster as you.
@daveanthony @ComedyBangBang Please don't ever address me again.
I'm live-tweeting later from @comedybangbang because I'm going to be on tonight's episode! On 10:30 EST!
RT @ScottAukerman: Tonight on @ComedyBangBang: Fred Armisen & I wage a late night war! @AdamPally! @AimeeMann! @DavidAlanGrier! @MEEllisDay…
@MaryKoCo 🐴👒🍸
@Tremayne11 @tedleo YAYYYY!!
@TheRealTavie I'm sleepy toooooooo!
Hey, I'm going to be on Comedy Bang Bang this Thursday at 10:30 EST on IFC! Fred Armisen is too! http://t.co/Qhm2c1YJ3N
@UncleDynamite UNCLE!! #EWWWWWWW
@JessicaJenn2 Thanks, it was a long time ago...I hope you're ok and I'm so sorry!
RT @UncleDynamite: A Modest Treatise on #YesAllWomen. http://t.co/pUe96ifP81
@UncleDynamite Wow. This is beyond fantastic. THANK YOU!!
@tedleo @ryanjeneroux Probably all the #nudies.
@MaryKoCo I hope you have reasons for the raisins, ok never mind
@JustATadTodd Thank you for your support with that dumb headphone guy!
@JustATadTodd @mdcampbell "If you insist on walking outside you are going to get attacked." Yay! I'm a pair of headphones!
@RylanDogg You are very kind! It was a long time ago, and I don't even think they were being gross...it was just a habit of mind.
@Scheopner ❤️
@UncleDynamite It's a classic! Thanks for being an awesome human being, Uncle.
@TrentGentry It was a long time ago, thanks! You are sweet.
I want to recommend the documentary "The Punk Singer," about Kathleen Hanna. Very topical & inspiring. #YesAllWomen
@drewodoherty Word up!
RT @DJRotaryRachel: Just did more blocking than a summer stock rehearsal of "The Goodbye Girl."
Once again, are mugging victims or male assault victims asked what they were wearing during an attack? This is still a debate? #YesAllWomen
@chookio88 @danielralston Thanks...no evidence was taken, so I don't think the question was related.
@RMSpuhler So sorry you were attacked, ugh! Hope you are ok!
The "laptop" being me outside. “@jazzabraham1: @aimeemann If you leave you laptop on the passenger seat your car will get broken into.” #Yes
@lenadunham Hair net, gingham, knitting basket?
@jakefogelnest Because Jake insists on making jokes like this. #YesAllWomen
Some people say that asking what I was wearing is just another detail in a police report. Are male assault victims asked this? #YesAllWomen
@Uoz I know! Most of the men I know are lovely! Thanks for caring!
@mfkennedy No, but thanks!
@danielralston #Ew.
The cops who asked me "Well, what were you wearing?" when I reported an attack and attempted rape. #YesAllWomen
RT @narrynicotine: #yesallwomen http://t.co/Vzq7aB5TlZ
@peterjblack Maybe @SuperEgoRecords can advise...
RT @irvingazoff: The Difference Between a Pandora Executive and a Pandora Artist… http://t.co/fbPiYvFpu5
Hey, here's a Kickstarter for software for people to get rides to medical treatments, & the guy's not a flake! https://t.co/3wkA1ginrV
@johnroderick Word.
@rare_basement @tedleo such a great song.
@tedleo #Cookie and #wine now, #bus and #tunes in June.
@rare_basement @tedleo :)
@trumpetcake I almost said "Turn into eel" to you at the supermarket today.
@TheTweetOfGod @mkruvant This song is beautiful and awesome.
@OITNB @tedleo THANK you!!
@OITNB @tedleo :)
RT @vulture: You truly haven’t heard the theme from M*A*S*H until you’ve heard it harmonized by @tedleo and @aimeemann: http://t.co/jX8W6kJ
@MaryKoCo 😂 lu
@MaryKoCo 🐴👻
@DJRotaryRachel #Eww!!
@blacksab67 @danielralston If I do it for you, then I have to do it for the whole class.
@adamksmet July 21st I think! CC: @tedleo
@danielralston @blacksab67 @AndyKindler @MPenn A block and a restraining order.
@danielralston It's not good.
RT @danielralston: @aimeemann We are friends. Can I get an RT?
@danielralston I want to say no?
RT @morgan_murphy: opinions are like assholes, if you put yours on the internet it better be perfect.
RT @MoviesTalking: @aimeemann We just did a whole show on Magnolia. Any chance of a RT? Oh, and you rock! Talking Movies #19: Magnolia htt…
@tedleo Moses first.
A centipede the size of an alligator?? Fuck you, weird pre-Cambrian over-oxygenated period. #Cosmos
@ACNewman @tedleo Then I will murder Ted. #DEADLeo
So hot today I ate a carrot in desperation.
@haydenmcasey13 YOU ARE WELCOME
@tedleo @ACNewman I will murder him.
Watching Association videos and wondering why @DJRotaryRachel isn't with me.
@BoobsRadley @lenadunham I like you ladies.
@TheRealTavie it feels weird out here.
@julieklausner Works for me.
@willgoldstein @tedleo It will go on forever and ever until you are sick of it!
@DJRotaryRachel @ShittingtonUK 😂😂😂
@mattmayhall @tedleo Oh my clob.
@ayjaySTL @tedleo @SpotifyUSA I think the single already is, but the full record won't!
@pastereplies @PasteMagazine YAY!!
@katiermayo NOT LIKE
@allweeksend I think we just recorded the one bit that was used in the scene...maybe someday I'll record it when I have time!
@JillianPenrod It was me! Sorry about your heart attack!
@briankoppelman @susannelantero @ChelseaVPeretti Yes!
@ChrisSonzogni @tedleo @wfuv @SpotifyUSA THANK you!
@daveanthony @tomhensleyy Better than a clown!
THE BOTH [@AimeeMann + @TedLeo] LIVE on KEXP from NYC right now at http://t.co/iB7jwO3mmK
RT @trumpetcake: ABOUT ME: a) thinkin' bout rice b) is Perry home? c) super chill d) singin' to Clay e) elf mode f) turn into eel http:…
@MaryKoCo 🐴👶🚫
@supervman00 @tedleo Thank you so much! They're so cool!
RT @NPRAskMeAnother: Get to know our VIPs @aimeemann and @tedleo a little better with this quiz in the style of “The Newlywed Game.” http:/…
@blacksab67 Bet you scared Oscar into hermitude for the rest of his life!
@andylevy You could go T-shirt/pantless and teach them all a lesson.
RT @WorldCafe: "Pleased To Meet Me" Indie music film with @aimeemann John Doe & even @WorldCafe on iTunes Now! http://t.co/no8PFd7b0X
@blacksab67 Um....sure!
RT @MetroChicago: TONIGHT: The Both (@tedleo & @aimeemann) w/ @NickfromIslands. Doors at 8, show at 9. Tix are available at the door! http:…
RT @JoshMalina: .@aimeemann and @tedleo's The Both is the kind of disc you want to play again the moment it's done. Give it a listen.
@JoshMalina @tedleo THANK YOU!!!
@samantha_power xoxox
@Weej69 @tedleo @mattmayhall @DJRotaryRachel Badfinger, Bee Gees, Turtles
@jpfanshawe @tedleo @mattmayhall @DJRotaryRachel Day After Day
@radiomaru 👒🔪
In a cab with @tedleo & @mattmayhall, & @DJRotaryRachel is playing DJ with her iPod and drumming on the cabbie's shoulder & it is awesome.
Thank you @93XRT! That was very fun and everyone couldn't have been nicer!
@radiomaru I'm very proud of you and excited to read YOUR NEW BOOK YAYYYYYY!!!
@JesseThorn Word.
@UncleDynamite This guy needs boxers AND briefs.
@UncleDynamite Ugh, PUT IT ON!
@ElsaCharles @tedleo Chicago time!
Chicago! Tomorrow the Both plays the Metro, today @tedleo and I do a special stripped-down mini-concert on WXRT at 5:00! See you at #Both!
@danverdeja @tedleo Sorry, we didn't rehearse either of those! It's mostly Both songs with a couple other ones in there...
@blearyeyedgabe @tedleo It was fun, and thank you!
@kevinseccia DAMN YOU! 😂😂😎
Really excited to play the Blind Pig in Ann Arbor tonight, thanks to everybody who lined up in the rain!
@jkupetz @tedleo Omg what would we possibly do with suet on a tour bus ewww!
@TrentGentry Not that I remember!
@tdub742 @tedleo It's High Road, but we have shows in SF and Napa in June!
RT @ChrisWillman: Here’s an interview I did w/ @aimeemann & @tedleo about The Both, an album which you, my followers, surely own by now htt…
@ChrisWillman @tedleo HI CHRIS YOU ARE AWESOME!
@JamesDDetroit It's me with my band w/ @tedleo, The Both, so a whole new set of songs!
RT @Townstage: The Both (@aimeemann & @tedleo) are at the @BlindPigAA tonight! Catch the rock/indie/punk collaboration at 8pm! http://t.co/
@jtkantor @SuperEgoRecords @tedleo @M4HMOOD Yay, thank you!
@Delitesting Playing SF in June!
@ReelQuinn @tedleo See you in Chicago. Bring your own lint roller.
@thelindywest It's a Block Party!
RT @SuperEgoRecords: More discussion on Toronto Blue Jays than most, but nice review -Record of the Month Club:@aimeemann @tedleo #theboth …
My pals @julieklausner & @billyeichner are getting a show!! http://t.co/9eNqHKED6w
People of Cleveland, me and @tedleo are playing tonight as The Both at @beachlandCLE, please come see us!
@JenVesp @IndieMnded @tedleo This is so great, THANK you!!
RT @SenSanders: RELEASE: Congress Must Confront Global Warming Crisis: http://t.co/9jkALjYfyv #ActOnClimate http://t.co/hNAxLNQFG3
@billyeichner @THRtv @julieklausner @THR I am so excited and thrilled for both of you and also for myself! That reading was SO FUNNY!
@jakefogelnest Babies? I don't have my glasses on.
@andylevy @tedleo I AGREE WITH TED
@KathleenEConway @tedleo SO MANY QUESTION
@julieklausner @jakefogelnest Please don't neglect Esalen.
RT @FallonTonight: Web exclusive: @tedleo and @aimeemann tell us about the first albums they ever bought! https://t.co/o73VGcmaZl
@quirkyandklutzy @tedleo Aw, hope you feel better! Hugs!
@KathleenEConway @tedleo Holy SHIT. #Ungodly
@TheRealTavie Cardboard is the best and there's no need for underpainting!
@DCevents_ @930Club We already played!
@TheRealTavie Thank you! And that's exactly how I feel about you! So I guess we should both do MORE, just to be helpful!
@TheRealTavie Everything ive learned about songwriting i cant seem to apply to art. #Argh
@TheRealTavie But I experience the same thing with drawing or painting. "What should I draw?? What STYLE do I want to have??" It's annoying!
@AmyMunz2 Oh, I'm sorry, I'm playing with my band The Both tonight! 98% new songs and only songs we both know!
RT @NeinQuarterly: French: the language of love. German: the love of language. English: the love of English.
@TheRealTavie It's the most frustrating thing!
RT @WYEP: Tune in today at 3:00pm (EST) for live music from The Both featuring @aimeemann & @tedleo.
@IraDW @tedleo Yay!
@JessicaJenn2 It was my manager's!
@usamike @tedleo YEAH!!
@tedleo 😂📱🔢
@kevinseccia #orb
@tedleo Recite "Charge of the Light Brigade" when
@blacksab67 @daveanthony Ted Sky at Night
@kevinseccia Ham hock?! That tomato can!!
@jakefogelnest @MelanieGriffith @derekwaterss You do Drunk Social Studies.
@kevinseccia Did you watch?
@paulandstorm @dmgallo @tedleo Totally down with this idea.
And after watching the video that I just posted, maybe give these dudes a click! http://t.co/FpPg2I9KLW
@hannahmusic You are welcome! How great is John Ennis in this???
Please watch this, it's phenomenal. Hannah Georgas. http://t.co/vMRpuAWdEY @hannahmusic
I need this thing. “@paulandstorm: #CroachPlushLives http://t.co/DTy5fx2XMq
@JoeCaparco @tedleo We were so close, in Boston!
@BillinWill @tedleo Sorry, this is a Both band show, unfortunately we don't know either of those songs!
People of Philadelphia! Come see me and @tedleo as The Both at Union Transfer tonight!
RT @UnionTransfer: TONIGHT - see what happens when @aimeemann & @tedleo join forces as #TheBoth! @wxpnfm. Doors 8pm/$24 TIX: http://t.co/aP
@VABoredWoolf @tedleo Damn, I forgot to thank you from the stage for the awesome "kitty on a burrito"!
@richdupler @tedleo Show should be announced any day now!
RT @julieklausner: Very exciting news: NELLIE McKAY will be joining us on June 1 at @BellHouseNY for #HowWasYourWeekLive! Get tix now! htt…
@MaryKoCo ❤️👯
@aronharris @SuperEgoRecords @tedleo Dumb computers have no bass response!
@questlove @FallonTonight Aw thanks, I hope I get to see you next time! Hugs!
RT @SuperEgoRecords: #theboth @aimeemann and @tedleo played "Milwaukee" on The Tonight Show last night! http://t.co/3npReQYTrL
@carolyncaroline @MRaybin09 @portlandia LAST ONE!
RT @FallonTonight: The Both (@aimeemann & @tedleo) tell us about their first albums! https://t.co/FvTr7F2Iao #FallonTonight http://t.co/oM
@entylawyer @danacmcgowan @DavidSpade TOO LATE
The Both just played on @jimmyfallon and it was SO MUCH FUN!! Watch tonight pleaseee!!! #TheBoth @tedleo
RT @FallonTonight: TONIGHT: @DavidSpade, @SophiaBush, and The Both (@aimeemann and @tedleo) will all be here! #FallonTonight http://t.co/zd
@rgarner We're working on a UK release but for now you can only get it on http://t.co/YnBmoOuITU....
@mariaescaja @tedleo Love this picture! #RockBlur
RT @mariaescaja: These two ❤️ @aimeemann @tedleo #TheBoth http://t.co/JXWLjqaDxF
@MaryKoCo @AliveSwan Alive Swan UK
@blacksab67 @trumpetcake Pretty sure he means the whole band, which in truth I always suspected.
This is hilarious and John Ennis is great and it's not that long so you should watch it! http://t.co/XumpGEnbID
RT @93XRT: NOW: Enter to win tickets to see @aimeemann & @tedleo's band The Both. Text 'BOTH' to 59393 http://t.co/GDs0Ni8iMv
@trumpetcake THE Duran Duran?
@JimBoggia @kerryhallett Damn you.
@Lin_Manuel Hey, it was great to see you last night! I would've said goodbye but you were surrounded by a solid wall of cast members! Xo
@jefftiedrich @tedleo Never had Whipping Post shouted at me, might be a novelty!
RT @nickdonohue: I have 2 tickets available for @aimeemann and @tedleo at Bowery Ballroom tonight. Face value and can send via ticketmaster…
RT @sharonvanetten: .@pitchforkmedia has the premiere of SVE's new track "Every Time the Sun Comes Up" from the forthcoming #AreWeThere htt…
@PDX44 We're working on it!
Mostly just waiting for @MaryKoCo to tweet again.
@echi1208 I would love so much to play in Japan with the Both!
@danielralston Ahahahahaha! Don't I know it. #EdLeo
@ShannonShreibak :)
@TheRealTavie @DrunkSlut Wait, so you pin it yourself? DO NOT LIKE.
@danielralston Hm I didn't realize they counted them for you. Seems weird and Big Brother-y.
@danielralston Also stop "fave counting."
@danielralston I guess if it's a rule...*grudge RTs.*
RT @danielralston: @aimeemann Thanks for the 10 favs. Please remember 10 favs=1 RT.
@MaryKoCo F.E. Time
@DrunkSlut No idea!
@paulnivin @tedleo June 12th, I think!
I don't think I'm comfortable with tweets being "pinned."
RT @MrSmallsTheatre: This is your ONE WEEK WARNING for The Both (@aimeemann + @tedleo)!! Get your tickets here: http://t.co/NamdVdF7IL | ht…
RT @pastereplies: @aimeemann, we listed the best songs of 2014. Guess who made the cut? @PasteMagazine : http://t.co/NYD7sSBxRP
@rickshapirotv Honored!
@morgan_murphy @TheJetOnTNT Have a safe flight and a great trip, dude! See you at the Bean in a month!
@ChuckProphet @jenbutlerdesign @tedleo *incorporates gong idea*
@kevinseccia you make this too easy
@MaryKoCo Answer: yes
@tedleo @UncleDynamite FlushFranks™ "I'll Have Mine 'To Go'!"
People of Portland, ME--that was really fun! Thanks for coming to the Both show! @tedleo
Just went back and faved the last fifty @DJRotaryRachel tweets.
RT @TheTweetOfGod: One of these days someone will start a religion based on the things Jesus actually said in the Bible.
@FB_Leviathan Thank you so much!
@FB_Leviathan You can download it from the http://t.co/YnBmoOuITU store!
@FB_Leviathan Try the store on my website http://t.co/cQVsMy6yax!
@jenstrickland @tedleo @jodify Much dirtier!
@blacksab67 Ew!
@soapgirluk Why, @tedleo of course!
@GaryTaxali @kevinseccia @heliumcell @tedleo I BET THE PRIZE IS A HAM
@kevinseccia @GaryTaxali @heliumcell @tedleo Ahahaha damn you!
@blacksab67 I'm about to play a show in Boston!
@blacksab67 Look who's talking, Beach King!
Hey, the great @TVsAndyDaly's show "Review," a hilarious show that you should watch, has episodes on Youtube now! http://t.co/t9N70IxJLh
@jtkantor @M4HMOOD @tedleo @SuperEgoRecords :)
@CarolynMorrell @HOBBoston @tedleo We're all very ghostly!
RT @jtkantor: DVR the game! If you're in NY, come see @TheSplitSquad (Bowery Electric). If you're in Boston go see #TheBoth @aimeemann @ted…
@jtkantor @TheSplitSquad @tedleo Thanks, Josh!
@GaryTaxali @heliumcell @tedleo Ted is a pretty good curator...I think we should see if he wants to co-curate.
@hrachovec @tedleo We're working on releasing it in UK but for now, https://t.co/hHXGigzRT6 is the only way to get it, sorry!
RT @IHEG: TONIGHT at 8pm at Pearl Street Ballroom, we welcome The Both (@AimeeMann & @TedLeo) + @NickfromIslands Tickets: http://t.co/HpG6B
@chasbwalker @tedleo Come on, man.
@lexgranger Ahahaha!
@jtkantor @M4HMOOD @tedleo This is VERY EXCITING!
RT @M4HMOOD: The Both's "Milwaukee" being played at Fenway by organist @jtkantor!!! cc: @tedleo @aimeemann
@idochips @mcb3000 This is an excellent story. Thank you.
@idochips very excited until I realized you weren't talking about a real bobcat.
@FatGayVegan @tedleo Lets ask @SuperEgoRecords for help!
@TheRealTavie @fenirob It's the "yerba mate" of songs!
RT @CaughtOffBase: RT @Deadspin Josh Lueke is a rapist. Pass it on. http://t.co/DywKR6j38L
@fenirob @TheRealTavie This is my favorite conversation of all time. PLEASE GO ON.
@TheRealTavie @tedleo xoxx!
@asdobkin @tedleo @northernspyfood Thank you, it was nice to meet you! I ate Ted's food as well as mine. #Snack #Meal
@Parec116 @tedleo No...we're working on it but as it's a self-release it could take some time..
@daveanthony @collynmccoy no we're talking about how many stabs to make you stop talking
@daveanthony @collynmccoy Jesus, how many does it TAKE?
@JoshMalina @tedleo THANK you!!
@mikemorrow @tedleo THANK you!
@TheSpoony @tedleo I thought it would be fun to incorporate that into the show.
@tedleo I'm on #Both sides! Of the flat circle! What?!
@tedleo This doesn't even make sense. Did you have too much coffee? 😂😂😂
@HenryBottjer No music, just appearing!
RT @VirgilFilms: @aimeemann now available on @iTunesMovies - http://t.co/CGvOTEMd3v
Hey, the movie I was in, Pleased To Meet Me, is now available on iTunes, check it out! Great performances by John Doe, Loudon Wainwright!
@MaryKoCo Mary
RT @ChrisGethard: MY COMEDY ALBUM is released! Buy it and enjoy. I hope it gives ya a few laughs on a bad day! RT's appreciated https://t.c
RT @DJRotaryRachel: The only thing that could make the huge moth I just saw more disgusting is if it told me it wouldn't kill me to smile.
@UncleDynamite Might as well be a #stalltweet
@tedleo now eat a bowlful of candy and you'll have my cold-beating method down
@BeTheBoy Wait, @AndyKindler just RTd me...I take back that fave
@AndyKindler What's next?! Blood in someone ELSE'S STOOL?? #YouJustGotKindlered
@MaryKoCo @tedleo no that's about right #SeventeenOlives
@tedleo @MaryKoCo Well, minus the caftan.
@jacobwolk This basically happens to every woman, get with it man
@tedleo @MaryKoCo Uh oh this is what TED looks like in the morning #BusBlub
@Sethrogen @jonahray @tedleo PRETTY SURE THAT'S WHY
@jacobwolk omg
@MaryKoCo This is a p good guy! #blub
@annlamanes We're working on it!
@aronharris Working on it!
@boonhogganbeck We're bringing a drummer which IS a full band!
@linnyqat Working on it!
@jezard Playing in SF on June 12th, so close!
@Alexaguirre2424 I sure hope so! And thanks!
Getting ready for the Both tour...please come see us! First show Pearl St in Northampton, can't wait! Tour dates at http://t.co/CEdOSFcRql.
@greatwoconda I think that's up to Community!
@felinorama Forwarding to @SuperEgoRecords for answers!
@captainwonkish Forwarding to @SuperEgoRecords for answers!
@TwitchyCorner @suzyv Nooooo idea; I can't wait to come back!
@morgan_murphy @MaryKoCo Those clothes are COMING OFF
@MaryKoCo I just got home and am immediately packing my "month pack" from the remnants of my "days pack." #packing
@MaryKoCo @morgan_murphy Her, and I have a feeling this is not going to end the way everyone hopes #NudeMom
@MaryKoCo me "too"
@MaryKoCo @morgan_murphy Good god
@TheSpoony YES TRY
@George_McD Why not!!
@Britt_Star @tedleo Yay!
@ACNewman Why take a chance? Utilize the US Mail!
@TheSpoony Oh, no problem. How about I wait while you listen to it? That won't awkward at all.
@brettrutkowski Not sure what the deal is, maybe @SuperEgoRecords can give us the lowdown...
@WesleyStace YES
@MarkMacmanus77 Noooo!!!
@daveanthony We recorded our cover of "Muskrat Love" with you in mind.
IT'S RECORD STORE DAY!! Maybe you'd like to buy The BOTH's NEW RECORD!! IT'S JUST AN IDEA!!
@daveanthony @AndyKindler @TheRealTavie ...about the best way to murder Dave, was the rest of that sentence.
@AndyKindler @TheRealTavie I have so much to learn.
@KarolinaHjelte Puss och kram!
@AndyKindler @TheRealTavie They're going to come crawling back to bar soap, hat in hand, but it will be TOO LATE.
@AndyKindler THANK you, I almost forgot about "What's next?"!! #ComedyTips @TheRealTavie
@KathleenEConway Yay!
Att'n @tedleo “@Fan_From_NJ: @aimeemann -This is Angora rabbit. The world's fluffiest bunny...#WorseThanCatHair http://t.co/MXycvCAPaD
@GaryTaxali Thank you! You were fun and helpful! #ArtChat
@LizzyLoyd Playing Belly Up in June!
If you like poetry and music on stage together, come see me and poet Bill Collins at Wells Fargo Center For the Arts tonight in Santa Rosa!
If you like #StallTweets, you will LOVE @UncleDynamite!
@TheRealTavie Dude, they had Pump, Automatic In-Sink, and Wall-Mounted Squirt. NONE of them worked! Cc: @AndyKindler #StallTweets
@AndyKindler Currently working on "checked bag fee" chunk, stay tuned.
@tedleo The beanie was a good disguise.
@AndyKindler Man.
@idochips Oh, goes without saying.
Also, as a nation we need to admit we failed utterly in the dispensing of liquid soap. #StallTweets
@MaryKoCo ilu 🐴🚽
@MaryKoCo ahaha it's true there are always 17 🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸
Airport bathrooms are great but when you bring your 8-year-old son in so he can peek into the stalls it makes it even better. #StallTweets
@MaryKoCo no finish these olives for me
Obviously every piece of clothing I own can only be improved by a fine layer of reddish cat hair.
@ACNewman @tedleo Thank youuuu!!
@peterjblack @tedleo Forwarding to @SuperEgoRecords
@uraclod Yuk!!
RT @kentucker: Here's link w actual music to my @nprfreshair review of The Both, the @aimeemann & @tedleo team-up: http://t.co/w6zTM04ELV
@Mooniac70 Ahahaha you knew that tweet was for you
Why am I not eating a gluten-free muffin next to you right now?
RT @uraclod: During the final two minutes, the puck is replaced with a large Hostess Ding Dong. #betterhockeyrules @midnight http://t.co/Xp
@julieklausner @billyeichner @vulture This is so great.
@blacksab67 @tthornb Goddamn it. That is really sad!
@stephenpros Sorry, no UK release scheduled yet
@petterssonjanne We don't have a European release yet, sadly.
@JoeyKey_ No idea!
In case I forgot to mention it, The Both record is OUT! http://t.co/kyZMjgMPTi
@JeffG1974 P bass!
I love Emma Stone.
@ChrisWillman @tedleo THANK YOU!!!
@KrustyBatman @tedleo June!
@MichaelKeefePDX @Spotify @tedleo God bless you!
@AndyRichter @daveanthony Dave gets first choice.
@susiewilkins omg
@daveanthony It's been a long time coming.
@mattnightingale Awwww sorry!!
@HRobertsonEsq @tedleo Bless you!
@AdamCS1987 @tedleo Soon, we hope!
@hoorory @danielralston @tedleo I love this!!
RT @hoorory: I was in The Both's "Milwaukee" video and I made some art about it. @danielralston @tedleo @aimeemann http://t.co/rYXZO3I2Fp
@EddieFieg @tedleo If only!! #EdDoll
RT @bnacker: i wrote this with @aimeemann for @johnmoe. it features @timheidecker and @tedleo and it tickles me. https://t.co/bG1dryiJ4g
@bnacker @johnmoe @timheidecker @tedleo YAY!
@CollinKlug @tedleo 🍵
@MichaelKeefePDX @Spotify No, we're hoping people buy it! @tedleo
@HRobertsonEsq @tedleo Nothing solid yet, sorry!
@brettglass @tedleo Hopefully we can work it out later this year!
@mudaba @tedleo Coming in June!
RT @tedleo: Thanks for all the support today, folks. Come see us! http://t.co/gcdMIVG13b cc: @aimeemann
@tedleo @paulandstorm @NickelCreek AGREE WITH DUMB ASSESSMENT
@AndyRichter @KarenKilgariff 😂😂😂
@MrJoshCharles @amyschumer YOU ARE THE ONE WHO RULES
@theleanover @tedleo :)
@p3rr3lla @tedleo You can get the CD at http://t.co/bN4DriQ3Xv The vinyl has a download card the CD doesn't.
@amyschumer @MrJoshCharles This is beyond brilliant.
@TurboGrandma @tedleo #noKevin
@WessyBGood @morgan_murphy @tedleo @theafghanwhigs @Barryathree THANK you!
@tedleo Happy #BothDay, Teddy! We did it! We made a record! It's been an honor and a privilege. #Grateful
@WessyBGood @morgan_murphy @tedleo @theafghanwhigs @Barryathree Wes, someone adopted Jasper!!
@morgan_murphy @tedleo @theafghanwhigs @Barryathree Dude, you are the best. Xo
@AndersReynolds @google @tedleo @twitter NPR first listen! #sly
@jonahray @tedleo THANK YOU!
RT @TIME: Real Estate’s “Crime” video has it all: undead skateboarders, celebrity cameos & pottery http://t.co/1xfS8CHVlP
@robhatchmiller @tedleo THANK YOU!! And congrats on the video release, RT to follow!
@jefftiedrich @tedleo Yay!
@idochips @tedleo 😃
@JohnLovick @tedleo THANK YOU!
@julieklausner @tedleo :) xox
RT @tedleo: If you want to order #BOTH vinyl or t-shirt & extra stuff bundles, go to @aimeemann's shop here: http://t.co/2C4t5hhJKX
@jimhanke @RecklessRecords @tedleo You can get the vinyl here! http://t.co/CLYGIRaHcN
@tedleo @drbobbins #EW
@_The_Josh Not yet...fingers crossed!
The BOTH record is out today!! If you like my music and/or @tedleo's, you will enjoy it! Very excited!!
@wholeexpanse @Dropbox Looks great! xo
RT @danielralston: I posted a bunch of pics from the "Milwaukee" video I directed for @aimeemann & @tedleo on Facebook. #EdLeoSecrets https…
RT @timheidecker: Buy the new record The Both from @tedleo and @aimeemann today! I did! https://t.co/CasCSCqRg3
@UncleDynamite @tedleo :)
@richsommer @tedleo xoxox
@kevinseccia THAT GUY
@blacksab67 Well, two out of five.
@blacksab67 Feel free to come over.
RT @BeTheBoy: Just went to the gettin' store of @aimeemann and @tedleo new record. It's great. Info here: http://t.co/zSVIEhY8ST Treat you…
@rare_basement Yeah, sometimes it's hard to find a piece small enough to not feel overwhelming. "How low can I go?"
@rare_basement I hear that!
@kevinseccia That's because only emojis can convey the sheer mass and girth of a Kevin Seccia text chat. #orb
@paulandstorm @tedleo We should have at least tasted them.
Me and @tedleo's new band The Both has a record coming out TOMORROW! In the meantime, here's the video! http://t.co/8d3bTkyhDB
@tmbg Everyone in that band was a total bananas performer.
@TotallyDrivenTV @ttllydrvnradio Sacks & Co is our publicist, though we're pretty swamped getting ready for the Both tour!
@kevinseccia That curse hurt ME. #EvilEye
@radiomaru Same
RT @morriconeyouth: MICHAEL PENN guests TODAY 2-4p ET http://t.co/cTVgoTo6PI @evradio @MPenn @girlsHBO @SHO_Masters @cigsandredvines @Alanc…
@daveanthony Evil eye flip off
@daveanthony Manny's mother
RT @toddlevin: My cat is missing, and my heart is breaking. Last seen in Los Feliz area near Rowena Reservoir. Pls RT. Pls help. http://t.c
@MaryKoCo Farm eggzausted
@HenryBottjer @tedleo nope!
Me and @tedleo did an interview on NPR! Our band The Both was a thing that was Considered! Listen here: http://t.co/yqwgM8amUk
@michaelianblack @ACNewman Wait, I have a pole?
RT @wits: FOWs @aimeemann & @tedleo are on @npratc today, as The Both! Tune in!
@TheRealTavie Love it!
@ACNewman @michaelianblack #jerkburn
@jakefogelnest oh, Jake
@MaryKoCo I just wrote a bridge to it, you'll be not that happy to hear. #FEE
@MaryKoCo #WeAreWitch
@MaryKoCo @bnacker wait, who?
@MaryKoCo Same
Our pal @DJRotaryRachel made a great doc about Boyce & Hart, throw a little dough her way to finish it! https://t.co/c9I9BoB5Js
@blacksab67 @kourtneykardash It's a legitimate question.
@jodify @wonderingsound @tedleo @maggieserota This was a fun one. 😃
RT @maggieserota: ICYMI: I had a lovely chat with @tedleo & @aimeemann http://t.co/m4SJXOxYQm via @wonderingsound
@imnatecorddry @JohnRossBowie @wonderingsound YAY!!
@blackwalls nope.
@BernardZuel :)
@entylawyer THANK you!!
@TheRealTavie @tedleo I like pie!
@tedleo @NPRAskMeAnother @PabstTheater @jonathancoulton @OphiraE I want to thank this group too! Damn you for being so #SmartPhoneQuick!
@mota_anateresa Nope, I have my brilliant bass player pal @paulie_be for those times!
@russelledlund @tedleo :)
@sosoglos @tedleo @danielralston #EdLeo sells hugs at the merch table.
FYI, there are Both bundles at http://t.co/CEdOSFcRql if you are interested! Also pre-orders w/extra tracks at http://t.co/UaRyqwjxOV.
@kayafraser @tedleo @ditchrecords How? It's not out yet!
RT @wits: Introducing Ed Leo, @tedleo's weirdly lovable uncle, on official 'Milwaukee' video with @aimeemann https://t.co/iVz3ahzEWO
@KarolinaHjelte @tedleo @paulie_be I hope sometime this year, we miss it!
@mrsiefert @tedleo @danielralston Thanks! #EdLeo
@supervman00 Try tweeting at @FineLineMusic too.
@danielralston #EdLeo blocked me!
@supervman00 I'll forward this to management, maybe they know what to do...sorry, i dont have direct contact with venues!
@paulie_be @tedleo 😂😂😂
@TheRealTavie Always enraging!
@TheRealTavie DO NOT LIKE
@essjayteeee @danielralston @tedleo we reconsidered.
@fraserallan @tedleo We're putting it out ourselves, so we're still working on how to get it out in the UK. No definitive news yet, sorry!
@TheRealTavie YAAAAYYYYY!!!
The video for The Both song Milwaukee is up! Have a look see! Directed by @danielralston! http://t.co/JvMfv47CJP @tedleo
@lynnpin5 @tedleo @uraclod @heliumcell xoxo!
#EdLeo insists on pronouncing "quiche" as "quickie." @tedleo @danielralston @maggieserota
You'll meet this guy soon...#EdLeo http://t.co/mDbpjEVxEc
@DenisVengeance @tedleo Coming in June!
@FatGayVegan @tedleo Thank YOU!
@FatGayVegan @tedleo Soon! On the 15th!
RT @ReelQuinn: Our pal @DJRotaryRachel made a fascinating film called “Boyce & Hart: The Guys Who Wrote Em.” You can donate here: https://t…
@idochips Please do not barf on my door.
Silicon Valley is great.
@sparklyshinygrl @hodgman @tedleo OMG RIGHT?! So much watching of the children!!
@hodgman @tedleo I was hoping for a gas stove and some kind of outdoor space.
@stevenjwhite but I'M the bass player!
@drewodoherty Seriously, I'm like YELLING over here.
@whitty_remarks 3 hours
@hodgman #ensuite
Watching cosmos and basically I'm learning that nature is a series of lies. #8MinuteSun
The Both is thrilled to be on Tiny Desk! http://t.co/qw0Tlq41GZ
@DJRotaryRachel Bravo, my lady!
@AndyKindler @nprmusic @tedleo THANK YOU FOR SAYING THAT!! :)
I'm wildly excited about this!! “@nprmusic: First Listen: The Both, 'The Both' http://t.co/AFwOUCrn5C @aimeemann @tedleo”
@uraclod we couldn't agree on how to spell it ps u r klod
First Both review I've read and I'm thrilled! @tedleo http://t.co/XL0EIxBGqp
@idochips more like electrical fires
@ACNewman @tedleo I just toss out the "th" entirely and rhyme it with "doze."
RT @pattonoswalt: (2 of 3) ...here's the iTunes link to -pre-order TRAGEDY PLUS COMEDY EQUALS TIME: http://t.co/eqkg85uzpz
I was just startled by hearing @tedleo fully pronounce the "th" in "clothes."
I can't help but feeling that George Bush's painting has a bit of a Chauncey Gardner Reveal.
@NeilInnes :)
@annetdonahue please try this kale ice cream
@idochips white lightning
Have the hiccups like some god-damned cartoon drunk.
@andylevy @jakefogelnest #yesandy
@TheRealTavie RIGHT!!??
RT @Section101Tweet: Don't miss out on seeing #TheBoth (@aimeemann & @tedleo) at @boweryballroom on 4/29 & at @MusicHallofWB on 5/1!
@VABoredWoolf @tedleo Burritos are wheat tortillas and thus forbidden to me.
RT @SweetRelief: Ends Today!See how you can contribute to @SweetRelief +MEET The BOTH @aimeemann & @tedleo at ANY show w/ 2 tickets! → http…
@tedleo Hugs, Teddy. I couldn't be sorrier for everyone involved.
@drewodoherty @tedleo It's a Both rule to include as much 38 Special in any and all endeavors. #Waitin'
@lizzwinstead @tedleo @kcrw Yay, thank you!!
The Both record w/ extra tracks is available for pre-sale on Barnes & Noble, woo! http://t.co/7tdGFt83HB
Infinity pools are great, if you always wanted to feel like you were about to fall over the edge of a cliff while you were swimming.
@MaryKoCo The shower is one place my fashion is lacking so this is good news
@joanlemay @CatCreepers yes please
@uraclod Agreed! #Urstillaclod
@FlashbackBaby Sounds like my stepbrother!
@MaryKoCo Is it the pattern of a keyboard? THEN YES
@danielralston NOT COOL MAN
@danielralston HEY
@MaryKoCo ⛄️🐴
@bakerpocky Yay!!
@uraclod Don't be a #dumbie
Yay, the Both's new record is on the Barnes & Noble site! http://t.co/7tdGFt83HB
@blacksab67 omg come over now
@FlashbackBaby Starting April 23rd, doing a whole tour with my new band The Both, featuring @tedleo!
@thelindywest crowd will cut a bitch
@MaryKoCo @djrotaryrachel @blacksab67 Rachel would have been able to explain the scientific phenomenon of that guy's #zone to us. #science
@GaryTaxali This is SO GREAT.
@TiffJimber @MPenn @MaryKoCo No, the DVR didn't record so we watched a Nova instead!
@entylawyer I will try, but I bet they have strict rules about it that I dare not break!
@kevinseccia @MPenn @MaryKoCo When I get beamed around the earth, I get beamed AROUND the EARTH. #orb
@daveanthony Then it was all worth it.
@MaryKoCo @MPenn You totally won.
Arguing about teleportation with @MPenn and @MaryKoCo
@daveanthony we decided to kill you instead
@MaryKoCo Close
@tedleo @vbstillhouse @kovaldistillery 👱✨🍸🍸🍸😲
@sosoglos @danielralston @tedleo You will not believe the magnificence of #EdLeo!
@sosoglos Thanks! Sorry you could relate to the RLPs section though!
@AndyKindler @andylevy I would absolutely watch this show.
@andylevy @andykindler The door is always open!
@AndyKindler @andylevy I usually just do #noandy, but that might pose some problems for you.
@blacksab67 They are weirdly great together.